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Most embarrasing thing you have ever said to you parents
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ok, i'll start. it was channukah time once again and as usual, my grandma, her mother-in-law, sent my mom some slinky sleeping wear. My mom turns to me and goes "hmm, i wonder why she always sends me slinky sleepwear." without even thinking, i say "maybe she wants some more grandchildren, OH FUCK, I didn't mean it" By that point my mom was laughing histerically. She never let me forget it.
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one school day morning i slept a little too late and my mom runs into my room, yells at me to get up and i say no. she then rippes my covers off , the problem was that it was really hot that night so i was sleeping naked, also i had serious morning wood. when she saw me naked with a boner she yelled "holy shit" and ran out of the room. we have both never talked about it since.
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this happened to a girl i know:
her mum and dad were out so she got drunk in her house and went out to meet this guy and shagged him, when she got back home her rentals had come back early and wanted to know where she'd been and shit. So when she was sleeping/passed out they took her phone and read through her messages and found out what happened, and also she likes to take naked pics of herself and send them to people so they probably saw them aswell, so theyve confiscated her phone and says if she contacts the guy again they're going to charge him with rape,
quite funny, so embarrasing for her though.
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haha shagged her.. i haven't heard that for a while
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most embaressing my mom said to me was i like a man in black leather thongs.... i was like ummmm wtf why are you so weird, but she was talking about sandals
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i dont think i've ever said anything to my parents that was embarrasing.. the most embarrasing thing i think i said was like this sounds like porn music when i was like 15 and they were liek how do you know what porn music sounds liek and i'm like uhhh.... i dunno through discovery channel.. you can find anything out on that channel
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when I was in grade 6 I called a bunch of italian kids in my class whops at the dinner table. I had no idea what it meant
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haha these are so good
well this is a about a faggot rich prep kid in sixth grade. Well during religion (catholic school but not catholic) this kid just totally passed out and slept through like two periods i was laughing my ass off just from that then my friend said to him when he just after he woke how he was feeling and he said "great mumsy" later that week i found out he had accidentally drank a water bottle full of vodka that morning on accident
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hahaha sounds so awkward can you just say whatever to yur parents
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well ym parents jsut wlaked into my room and im lying here wiht the laptop and my dick is hanging right out (its so hot here adn my nuts r really stretchy adn gross) and they r just flopped out on my leg and they jsut come in and started laughing at me and walked away ti was rpetty funny
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he even typed mum. Its like ebonics for him or something. bahaha
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hahah, thats embarassing, its a good thing that i don't sleep naked
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i broke my collarbone the other day pretty bad and the nurses knocked me out w/ morphine...my rents wont tell me the shit i said as i was drifting out of conciousness
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haha, you should get them to tell you, then you could tell us
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this isn't really an embarrasing moment for me as much as it was just straight owning my mom. she was giving my sister the drug talk over dinner when my sister (who's a year younger than me) goes "why aren't you saying this to him(me)?".
she replies, "well, he hangs out with different kids and is surrounded by it and is peer pressured into it"
where I respond with, "who said anything about peer pressure?" that pretty much ended the drug talk.
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haha, wait, she knows you smoke?
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thats the same thign with my older bro
my rents dont know i toke, but im glad of that too. now anytime they smell smoke or hear the bong, i blame it on my older brother.
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haha, that fuckin rocks for you
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can you picture a dog and a used condom in my room
i didnt actually have sex wiyth the dog but she ohught i did it sucked dick
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baahahahahaha fuck that would be a weird convo
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i was on a ski trip with my old race team and we had been drinking for the better part of the night. So a friend of myne comes up with this brillant idea to go door to door in the hotel room acting like man-hores. SO were going from on to the next offering up services and we come to one door and my friends sister opens the door. It turns out they had all come up to suprise him and watch the race. So my buddys like shit and i porceed to start hitting on his sister. When his parents come to the door he had to explain why we were drunk and he got pulled from the trip and the next 2 following trips
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i was 7. i pooped my pants. so i called home. "mom. i pooped in my pants. can u come get me?"
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^^ hahahaa almost that same thing happend to one of my friends
my story isnt that embarassing . one time i was in my hot tub up in VT with with my boyfriend of the time, and i was on top of him making out , needless to say, i forgot to lock the door, my dad walked in said "uhhhhhhh bad timing? ill leave you two alone" hahahha. i was pretty embarssed to go upstairs later. i was also only sbout 14-15 at the time
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one of the better threads in my opinion
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some of these are really quite good
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i was looking for my chemistry book, its called the hct book or something...
and i was like, "MOm have you seen my THC book anywhere?"
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hahaha i can picture myself doing that
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Chick friend of mine had her vibrator found by her mom... she was relating the conversation to me over AIM and something her mom said was something along the lines of "You know, I've done it both ways, and I can tell you that sex with a real man is much more satisfying." Basically... her mom just admitted to masturbating, and she's a Jehovah's Witness... I mean... I guess it's kind of expected, but STILL... weird as fuck haha.
I think she gave her the thing back with the hope that she'd "do the right thing and throw it out".
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bringing this back because today early in the morning my mom asked me if ive seen her hand lotion? i replied check mats room (my brother)
i then shuddered, said sorry and walked away
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this is a joke but it goes with the thread-ill try and remember it.
ok theres there this boy he has been going out with his g/f for almost a year. they have done everything together except sex. so his g/f calls him up and says, "come over tonight for dinner to meet my parents and they will leave to seee a movie so we will be home alone and we can do it."
so he goes to the local health store and goes up to the counter clerk and asks where the condoms are.
the guy behind the counter says, " there right behind you son"
so the kids like, "OK, thx"
seeing that the kid is confused on waht to get the guy asks him if he can help.
the son says, "well this is my first time with my g/f and niether of us have ever done it before, so wat should i get?"
after a long talk with the guy behind the counter about what to do and not to do the boy leaves and awaits his date w/ his g/f and her parents.
so the boy gets to the house and greets the parents. as they sit down for dinner the mother says, "well being your our geust, would you like to say the prayer?"
the boy says yes and he bows his head and not saying anything and talking in his head.
after about 15 minutes the boys g/f quietly whispers to the boy, "i didnt know you were so religous."
the boy then responds, "i didnt know your dad worked behind the counter at the health store"
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when my parents saw me in the backyard with my shu bong and i said that not what your thinking
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apparently my dad full on punched me in the face once.....but i don't remeber it. cuz i was the drunkest i had ever been, but apparently i was lipping him and my mom off a lot.
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That would be so awkward if it actually happened.
Ok so the only thing i have isn't even that good. I always joke around with my dad at how he sucks at doing thing. I can't remember what he was doing but i proceded to make fun of him, and i told him that he was imponent(really meaning incompetent) mind you it was a little awkward the rest of the day.
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This happend to my friend, not me.
He was at his girlfriends house and they started getting naked and appanrtly right when they got everything off the mom pulled in. he had no idea where his pants were or anything so he hid in the closet. The mom found him within minutes. He got his shit and left anddd never went back
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Hahah.How did she find him?
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Ohh shit if that would really happen and u just asked him for some tips and stuff. Ahh haha sick
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so ur dad just punsh u in the face??? Hmmm... serious thats not really nice of him
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haha i got one, it wasnt me or not said to parents but my cousin and a bunch of friends were in this guys french class, this guy was straight out of france or w.e so he didnt realy know english realy well so the kids told him backpacks were called dueshbags haha so at a facality meeting they ask him how his first month was and if anything was bad, he says , no lie," the kids keep leaving their dueshbags all over my classroom"
hahaha
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