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My mom found my pipe and then like a month later sold my tickets to the Snoop/Slightly Stoopid/Stephen Marley/Mickey Avalon Blazed and Confuzed tour because her co worker told her what blazed meant. And she was slightly drunk while explaining the definition of blazed makinging it hilarious. Almost worth not seeing the concert just to hear her try to explain in detail how to get high
that fucking BLOWS. Not going to that show especially when you have the tickets would kill. Sounds like something my parents would do. My parents just recently took my $140 bong I had in my room. Fucking pricks.
2 summers ago i went upstate to see my parents and friends for a weekend, and my dad meets me outside as soon as i roll up. he always trys to like help carry shit inside or unload the car whateve, but asks me if i have a cigarette [he hides it from my mom, like hes foolin anybody] i say yea in the backpack. theres 2 cig packs, one filled with 2 little bags of weed and he opens like WTF. i'm like i smoke responsibly and he was kinda ok with it
get this a year before that i had just moved to long island and started my new job, a month later my rents come down to see other family, that saturday i get off work and go out to meet them at my uncles house, i've smoked with him before and shit. from the sidewalk i can smell weed, walk in the house and my dad and uncle are BLAZED on the couch. i fucked with my dad for like an hour, he was laughin his ass off the whole time. i would love to roll a J with my rents. i dont think they would ever be up for it.
the oldschoolers thread just reminded me of this story
i was at a friends wedding last summer and my buddy [the groom] was about to do a toast and says, i think a song is a much better way to say what im feeling" and the band busts out rick atsley. he sang the whole fuckin song perfecty. everybody under the age of 30 was totally into it doing the white guy 90s dancing [most of us were stoned as fuck too] anybody that didnt get it was like WTF IS GOIN ON. i couldnt stop laughing
the day my dad found my pipe, sack, money, scales, bud, seads, and condoms... in my tool box. he made me explain every thing i had done and with who.. it sucked i lost my pipe, my bud, seads, my money, he let me keep the condoms but he said i couldnt have sex so i asked what was the point of keeping them then i said with out realizing it was my dad "what you want me to beat off with them or something?"..... yea really awakward.
i tell my mom everything, i told her last wek how i was to tired to do chores because i was over at my girlfriends house, and we had sex pretty much the whole day with only a few breaks... her reply well im glad that is how sex is supposed to be..
I have a pretty good one
When I was in like 3rd grade my music teacher offered an extra credit assignment where you had to play a recorder solo in front of the class and you would get an automatic 100 on the next test. I took her up on the offer and banged Hot Cross Buns like a pro.
Later that day I was in the car with my mom and I was all pumped on my accomplishment and wanted to tell her. This is what I said, "Yeah mom it's awesome, I have an automatic A so basically I could just sit in the back of the room and jerk off and still get a 100!"
She was like "You could do what????" to which i replied, "Jerk off."
Then she just said " uhh... do you know what jerk off means?" And to make it more embarassing my older brother chimes in "It means masturbate, and you probably shouldnt be doing that in class"
For some reason I thought it meant like fooling around and not doing work. Pretty damn embarassing and my mom still gives me shit for it like 10 years later.