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Most embarrasing thing you have ever said to you parents

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Paul-o-Rama
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ok, i'll start. it was channukah time once again and as usual, my grandma, her mother-in-law, sent my mom some slinky sleeping wear. My mom turns to me and goes "hmm, i wonder why she always sends me slinky sleepwear." without even thinking, i say "maybe she wants some more grandchildren, OH FUCK, I didn't mean it" By that point my mom was laughing histerically. She never let me forget it.
Nov 24 2005 1:53AM
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doritos
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This one isn't too good, but I'll take any opportunity to keep this amazing thread alive. A while ago I was talking to my parents on the phone, and my mom asked me if I went to my dorm's 'SOUP'er Bowl party... not sure how she knew it was even having one, but more importantly it was a super bowl party in which they served soup and tried to make a clever name out of it.. of course I didn't go.

"Nah, I went over to this girl Kim's dorm to watch it."
"Oh, so I imagine you didn't end up watching too much..."

I just kind of chuckled awkwardly, couldn't understand why she would say that haha.
Feb 21 2007 7:23PM
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PaulWall
Posts: 1994 - Karma: 43
like when i was nine or so i had no idea about what a blow job was. So my cousin who was like 21 at the time brought over her CD's and I saw Blink 182 Live. Blink was like my favorite band at the time so I was super stoked and was in desperate need of a burned copy.
Burned the copy and if anyones heard the CD there are songs like "It would be nice to have a Blowjob" (repeat.) and "Shit bitch fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat"
well one day i was cruisin throw my house just yellin it cause i thought nothin of it and my dad was just like "Do you know what you're saying boy?!" and i repeat myself "It would be ni......No why? whats wrong with a blowjob?" my father explains to me that it is when someone sucks another boys penis!!!!!!!!! I died laughing cause he thought it was super serious. goofy sht
Feb 21 2007 7:58PM
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EnemySki
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
so one night i was getting picked up from my friends house and my mom and his mom start talking. They start talking about how my teacher is talking shit about us to other parents. So my friends mom brings up a story and said " Well apparently our boys were having a conversation and daniel asked his brother what something we were talking about was and daniels brother told his mom, and now his mom doesnt want him hanging out with our children." so my mom asks what they were talking about, at this point im getting ready for it. my friends mom goes," Masturbation " and my dad goes " O God" and my mom is silent. then we had a nice awkward drive home.
Feb 21 2007 8:26PM
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^nate^
Posts: 1263 - Karma: 560
haha, you were so innocent paulwall, now you have a grill.....
Feb 21 2007 8:31PM
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miker92
Posts: 621 - Karma: 36
i was riding the 6 chair at jiminy with my dad and other random people and we were talking about how they ruined the mountain with all the development and condos and rich bitches from nyc. so i added something like "i wish they would keep the condoms in the city where they belong."
Feb 21 2007 8:34PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
ditto... not as much with my mom... but when I'm watching a movie with my dad it's way weird... also when my mom starts talking about safe sex. "you should use a condom... and both partners should be tested for STDs." I know already, you don't need to tell me!
Feb 21 2007 8:39PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
What a fucking G.
Feb 21 2007 8:44PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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lolz
Feb 22 2007 12:00PM
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J_Walk
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 28
ba-dum-bump.
Feb 27 2007 12:03AM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 351
god i love this thread. the one about "your mom is a screamer" is prolly one of the funnier ones thou. haha, id die.
Feb 27 2007 12:39AM
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TriAddict
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
When I played soccer in kindergarten some kid told me to "get off the fuckin' field" and when I got home I asked my mom what fuck meant.
Feb 27 2007 1:03AM
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MrLevel
Posts: 408 - Karma: 10
No more embarrasing or akward moments anymore, but used to have some.

About 7-8 years ago we were smoking the bong at a friends place and after a while ended up with an empty bag, so I call a friend who was at a party so he couldn't bring it over, I figure, ok let's call my father to drive me over their and then someone for sure will drive me back, he wouldn't... plan B, I call another friend who lived nearby and asked him to bring some over. After the call I wanted to have some more so I text-message the guy to bring 5 more partyjoints (well it's called different in dutch) and accidently send the message to my dad. Like one second later he calls me:
he: "Ken, what the hell are you asking me? So you wanted me to drive around for your shit?"
me: "uhm no it's a joke... ha-ha"
actually never got into trouble with that but damn I was scared when I got home the next day!

Even earlier when I was 12-13 or so, I got home as high as you can be a little punk.
Mother: hmmm you smell good!
me: yes i know, it's weed
mother: WHAT??!
me: ah don't worry, I don't smoke that, but all the rest was doing it so that's why my clothes smell like it

When I just got 18 my gf was only 15, so my mother chose the worst moment ever to give me a talk about responsibilties, we just started the xmas holiday and was totally wasted on wodka.
she: well Ken, you've got to understand that your gf is still very young, and it's illegal to...
me (interupting her): all very nice, but you're a bit late with that.

another one with the gf from above, she was at my place and we where lying on the couch covered with a blanket, touching eachother, some messing around with me parents sitting just 12 feet away, but we didn't care. Next day I'm in the car with my dad and out of nothing he goes: "I do expect you to keep it a bit more desent next time your gf is coming over"
preeeety akward haha

funny one, when I was about 16 or so my mom wanted to explain me some things about sex over dinner... I'm looking at my dad like WTF? so he goes: "I don't think this is neccesary, he probably knows more about it then us"
Feb 27 2007 2:03PM
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GnarBurger
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i told my mom i was hung like a horse
Feb 27 2007 2:14PM
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ragadytrees
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my mom asked me to shuvle show then i decided to call her a fucken blowjob bad move
Feb 27 2007 6:11PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahaha... I'm totally calling people blowjobs from now on. Bringing it back!
Feb 27 2007 6:58PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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brrrrrrump
Feb 28 2007 2:15AM
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J-ray-may
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i was talking to my parents about things they sucked at and then they told me to look at my life :|

nothing i could say to that i phail at life.... and spelling
Feb 28 2007 8:42AM
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Liam.Butler
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well I have adhd, and my mom was asking me for my health card and I didn't know where it was and she said "Liam I need you to concentrate" which pissed me off because I'm not a god damn sped if i cant find, it I can't find it. So I replied "stop talking to me like I'm a fucking idiot" and then they got angry because there up tight.
Feb 28 2007 6:37PM
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skibum02030
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bumpppp i love this thread too
Mar 6 2007 4:24PM
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Tucks
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Dude I had that same thing happen. I was watching some show that I would be embarrased if my mom saw me watching that so I flipped the channel and it was girls gone wild. I was like oh shit
Mar 6 2007 4:37PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha, that shit happened to me all the time... I always watched TV pretty late, usually Comedy Central, and after 11 they start throwing Girls Gone Wild commercials at you like crazy. My mom came down once and saw it and said "So is this what you watch after we go to bed?" Sigh...
Mar 6 2007 6:54PM
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Bumbleton
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13
The worst was when i was in 6th grade and my dad looked on the history of the computer and found a whole bunch of porn sites and asked me about them, i said my hormones were changing or something like that
Mar 7 2007 11:14PM
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K2skipunk
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not me but, when i was near the age or 5, my neighbour had ADHD to the max, like put him on a bike and he would peddle forever, and run around the neighbourhood turning on all the water taps. any ways, one morning, he somehow gets on the roof, and his dad was on the groundand was like "Patty, come down now!" remember, this is at 9 in the morning. and my lil friend patty says" FUCK YOU DAD!", and his dad go sooo mad, and went "Patty, come down now!", and lil patty said, "FUCK YOU DAD!", anyways, it went on for like 45 min. this kid was 5 years old and i was 5 too, so i just chilled and remembered him doing stupid shit like that. good times.
Mar 8 2007 1:23AM
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doritos
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Felt my 1000th post should be in my favorite thread on NS, so here it is. Might as well make this a decent post, so as I don't have any stories of my own I'll tell one I heard from a friend of mine a few weeks ago...

He was having a party at his house and his parents came home early and kicked everyone out. He was in his room with a girl, so he wasn't with the rest of the kids and his parents couldn't find him. So his bed faced the door, and he was going at it from behind so he's facing the entrance directly. His dad finally walks in, they make eye contact, his dad claps his hands a few times and closes the door. Never did get the aftermath.
Mar 8 2007 4:30AM
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freeski07
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haha that happened to me in 7th grade. same thing, it sucked and i got the whole sex talk that night
Mar 8 2007 8:12AM
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D_Mezz
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hahaha im sure his dad was proud
Mar 8 2007 10:48AM
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miker92
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i was talking to my parents joking around and for some reason- i dont even remember what it was about- i said haha you guys are too old for that and my mom looks at me with a serious face and says "and you are too young to masturbate"
Mar 8 2007 3:42PM
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doritos
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No way haha... Fucking awesome.
Mar 8 2007 3:50PM
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617freeskier
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in 9th grade i was super drunk and for sum reason i decided i wanted to go home and my mom picks me and and the first thing i say is "im reallllly drunk"

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when i got my finger closed in the car door and i screamed "NIGGGGGGERRRR!!!!!!!"
Mar 8 2007 3:57PM
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Hannah.
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bumpppp
Mar 9 2007 11:32AM
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ThaLorax
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bump
Mar 29 2007 1:55AM
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J_Walk
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word
Apr 2 2007 7:19PM
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Hannah.
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bump
Apr 5 2007 10:02AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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thats fucked up man
Apr 5 2007 3:22PM
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duhamelski
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ive never had any super embarrassing moments with my parents but i always make fun of my mom and tell her that she is in her midlife crisis and when she buys new stuff i always say that she is just trying to look rich and she get pissed as fuck at me
Apr 5 2007 3:28PM
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snowXrider540
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so probably when i was about 12 i went to get a physical at my doctors.  my normal doctor wasnt there, and i had a girl doctor who was pretty cute too like 25-28. anyways she tells me to pull down my pants and im like oh shit this cant be good. so i do and she is feeling my balls forever and all im thinking is please dont get a boner well at like the last second i started popping one and she was like okay your done and i was th inking FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST GOT A BONER!!!! damn that was embarassing as shit.
Apr 5 2007 5:29PM
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lolatola
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i'm really impressed with your bumping persistance in this thread haha
Apr 5 2007 6:23PM
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lushlaxstr
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bump
Apr 5 2007 7:27PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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to the top...
Apr 8 2007 9:41PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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one of my frieds was gettin a blowjob and his mom walked in and he jizzed in his gf's mouth right as she entered

LOCK YOUR DOOR
Apr 9 2007 12:16AM
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Quinn
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I just laughed at that for a really long time.
Apr 9 2007 12:31AM
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Hannah.
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thank you
i enjoy this thread it gives me a good laugh
no good ones though lately
Apr 9 2007 2:09PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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that would be so awkward, what would you say to your mom
Apr 9 2007 4:51PM
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emopoppins
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"mom, i only drank water. give me a drunk test."

that was just a few days ago too. first time getting caught. my dad thought it was funny buy my mom is pissed.
Apr 9 2007 6:23PM
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j3Di
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"HEY DAD! IMA KICK YOU IN YOUR OLD HEAD!"
Apr 9 2007 6:24PM
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j3Di
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just kidding. i wouldnt do that to my dad he's too much of an OG.
that was abour your Dad. ill kick him right in his old head.
Apr 9 2007 6:25PM
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Darc686
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yeah, I dunno if this counts.  but my mom asked if I was out drinking the night before and I said, no....why?  then she said, oh, well you parked on the lawn again.
Apr 9 2007 6:59PM
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J_Walk
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hahaha/bumb
Apr 9 2007 10:05PM
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lushlaxstr
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hahah nice
Apr 9 2007 10:13PM
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Calvin.
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A while ago...

"Once you go black you never go back."

Didn't know what it meant.

oops...
Apr 9 2007 10:15PM
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