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Most embarrasing thing you have ever said to you parents

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Paul-o-Rama
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ok, i'll start. it was channukah time once again and as usual, my grandma, her mother-in-law, sent my mom some slinky sleeping wear. My mom turns to me and goes "hmm, i wonder why she always sends me slinky sleepwear." without even thinking, i say "maybe she wants some more grandchildren, OH FUCK, I didn't mean it" By that point my mom was laughing histerically. She never let me forget it.
Nov 24 2005 1:53AM
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Shpadoinkle
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^that shit happens in brooksville/dade city, florida, no lie.
Dec 27 2006 12:03AM
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ndrwchrst37
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well i think this thread has gone a bit off topic but i have an embarressing story of my own

two kinda

well first off me and my girl friend were up sking at her condo her and her whole family. at the time we wereint dating i was just a "friend" and so it was cool but we were like kissing and stuff so yeah. The trip gose great and like her parents really like me and on the ride home we are all in a subruban of some other family on the ride home her dad up fround a family friend driving some kid they know her brother and me and her. we are like twenty minutes from home and shes like i had a really great time with u and she starts kissing me. She is and was like the first girl i was really into and like so i go with it cuz i never really made out with a girl before so i am like iam not letting this pass by. We diding get to wild just pretty passionatly kissing and it was night time and her brother and the kid they know had head phones on watching a DVD so iam like alright. like a week later iam at there house and her dad starts asking me about kissing his daughter in the car in frount of friends and family cuz i guess the little kid told her brother he saw us and then he looked back and saw us as well mad akward. so her dads getting all pissed i though but i found out later he was kidding and i just stood there feeling retarded not knowing what to say.. and classically when he asked what i was thinking i responded with she started it. He didint like that but her and her mom who were in the room laughed so it worked out


other story will have to wait that was to long to type

lol word
Dec 27 2006 12:46AM
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Sean...M
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yeah was exactly the highlight of my year
Dec 27 2006 1:15AM
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Conker
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this thread might be the best thread i have read
Dec 27 2006 5:19PM
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theORANGEshovel
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this didnt happen to me or wasnt embarrasing to me but i was at my friends how and it was like 1am in the morning and his dad was drunk and half awake on the couch and there is a bee flying around and he is like son get in here we were in the room next to him. but we go in and he is like logan catch that bee and he is like im not logan wtf dad. His dad is like oh get that bee kyle, then he is like wait get that bee nate nate im sorry and that was still the wrong name he named his 2 other friends then me. I had only met his dad like 3 times so i have no idea how he remebered my name but then his dad sat there for like 5 minutes trying to think of my friends name before we told him but i thought that would be ockward and a embarrasing moment for his dad
Dec 27 2006 10:51PM
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kepler.
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i was at my friends house one night and we were bored as hell just playin fifa world cup and watchin stupid ass movies. well his dad comes down just to chill for a while. he's pretty funny so we didn't mind. but like 2 hours later the dad has put down like 10 or 12 beers. so he's just sittin there half asleep when all of a sudden, he opens his eyes and starts yellin at us. things like get the hell outta my house you muther fuckin thieves!. we thought he was joking but he was gettin kinda rough. so he keeps yellin and so the mom comes downstairs in her nighty which is pretty much see through, and to calm the dad down she starts blowin in his ear and is all like, come to bed daddy, lets work out your anger. well he left and we didn't see him the rest of the night. my friend still gets ragged on for that one
Dec 28 2006 1:16PM
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errrka
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prolly every other thing that comes out of my mouth, like my mom told me to pick up some soda and i asked her the purple or grape one?, yeah and then when i was in the car with my dad i was in a hurry i just yelled form the backseat, why dont the just fucking move!, yeah i got smacked hahahah
Dec 28 2006 1:28PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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whats so embarrasing about saying purple or grape soda, that was just an accident
Dec 28 2006 5:58PM
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Conker
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i dont get it^
Dec 28 2006 6:01PM
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vermontsteez
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i was fighting with one of my friends ( like just calling each other names and shit like that it was funny) and i was like "STFU you stupid cock sucker) and hhis mom walked in when i said i was like "oh shit".... really awkward
Dec 30 2006 1:39PM
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Hannah.
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this needs more stories i love this thread
Jan 24 2007 12:07PM
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RastaSkier9
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I was jacking it in front of my comp in my room. Im about to bust a nut when i hear my mom walking up the steps.  So right while i was busting i hear a knock on my door, so i hurry up to pull up my pants and answer the door. When i open the door we talk for a min and then shes like whats that, points to my computer chair, i turn around to see the there is a decent size circle of cum chilling right on my chair facing my mom, i just turn back at her and say i dunno are we done here?

Jan 24 2007 2:37PM
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Gigantaface
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o my god... i fell way sorry for her dad.
Jan 24 2007 11:58PM
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Gigantaface
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we are riding in my friends car with his mom,his 4 year old bro and my other friend. The little kid turns to my friend and says "Last Night I went to Momm'ys room and Daddy was ON TOP OF MOMMY"! sooooo akward
Jan 25 2007 12:16AM
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Runnie_D
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Asking my mom to buy viagra for me cause i couldnt get it up
Jan 25 2007 4:42PM
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49566738265
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holy shit thats a bad one
Jan 25 2007 8:41PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hahaha, thats great
Jan 25 2007 9:02PM
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ProducerXXX
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Oh damn...
Jan 26 2007 12:26AM
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Elijah.
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I love this thread.
Jan 26 2007 12:44AM
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ajjackson
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well one time i was receiving a felatio and i failed to hear my mom descending the stairs, so when she sees someones head under the blanket bobbin up and down she goes "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I was so flustered i couldnt think of anything that would have constituted an excuse so i said "What the hell does it look like I'm doing? what are you doing?" she then went back upstairs and i was left absolutely dumbfounded.
Jan 26 2007 8:17AM
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Collgan
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So I have a new one.


The other night at supper my sister asked me if i wanted a hoodie that said playboy mansion bouncer I laughed and before i could answer my mom asked if i wanted to visit the mansion. I was like meh i guess they are all kind of fake and then my Dad said he didn't care he wanted to go. My sister called him a perv and my mom agreed. He tried to defend himself and say he wasn't then mom says oh you think i am asleep but i see you watching your pornographic videos on TV late at night. Dad was like uhhhhhh its not porn it is showcase and i start to laugh. My sisster is like ewww thats gross your a dirty old man. To get out of trouble dad is like yeah well Corey probablly watches it too thats way the TV is alwasy on so late in his room. And in a straight face I say yup up thier everynight wankin it and i procede to make the motion. Well Dads jaw hit the floor and mom turned red and my sister cried and that ended our supper.
Jan 26 2007 11:04AM
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awsome_mccool
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thats hilarious
Jan 26 2007 11:18AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, ur a sav
Jan 26 2007 9:01PM
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samskisalot
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either "that must be my brothers porn on the computer" or "uhh, you know how you got a leech on your leg swimming? uhh, i got one on my penis. i need to go to the doctor."

Jan 26 2007 9:45PM
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Commonwealth
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Ok, this didn't happen to me, but it did to a buddy of mine:

So he's in the TV room watching TV and his mom goes into his room to clean it. He's like ok, whatever. Then he sees hear cleaning his CD shelf, and he runs in because he realized he hid his rubbers in the CD case. So he gets in and his mom is sitting there holding them. She asks him what he's doing with them, and he couldn't think of anything to say, so he said: "Mom, NO! They're not what you think! They are...for...masturbation!!" And his mom just looked at him and he dad walks in and says "I've heard of kids doing that before..."
Jan 26 2007 10:14PM
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shaked
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I have one that just happened like 10 minutes ago.

So I'm home alone on a friday night, so being a teenage guy, I change the channel to showcase and watch some softcore porn. Just then my dad calls, he's on a business trip, and after talking to him for about 5 minutes, I realize the tv is still on and there's a girl having an orgasm. The volume is up pretty loud, so needless to say my dad heard most of it. After I mute the tv as fast as I can, there's a long pause and then he says "what channel is that on?"

so yeah now i have images of my dad whacking it to the same show im watching and im fucking grossed out.
Jan 26 2007 10:57PM
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JNix.
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I was sleeping over my friends grandparents house when i was about 14 so we are upstairs and he quietly goes downstairs to get a drink and sees his grandpa wacking to porn on the tv. even worse the coach was facing him.

Another more recent one was me driving with my grandma over the summer and my grandma starts talking about an article she read in some magazine about sex.(wtf?) so then she starts talking about the fad with young kids being oral sex. and how she had never done it. so i pretty much wanted to drive the car into a tree then she out of know where said that she knows me and my girlfriend have oral sex. i was so pissed and embarrased, old people are so weird
Jan 27 2007 12:14AM
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hartig
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his grandpa is his coach?
Jan 27 2007 12:20AM
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J_Walk
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I LOL'd at this thread alot!!!... good thread
Jan 27 2007 12:21AM
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JNix.
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yes.
no, the coach his grandpa was sitting in was facing the kid
Jan 27 2007 12:24AM
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shaked
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couch?
Jan 27 2007 12:29AM
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JNix.
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hahaha my bad "couch" ..im tired, or just dont know how to spell
Jan 27 2007 12:34AM
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hartig
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Happens a lot, doesn't it?
Jan 27 2007 12:34AM
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JNix.
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me not knowing how to spell happens alot?
Jan 27 2007 12:37AM
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hartig
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Yeah, you heard what I said.
Jan 27 2007 12:38AM
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BFFset.
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ive never said anything to embarrasing to my parents, but my mom did to me once. OK so normally my mom is one of those mega uptight psycho bitch parents, but one night she had to some pick me up from a friends house at like 3 because i had gone there for a sleepover but got too scared and needed her to pick me up. so i was pretty young and we drove past one of those "Quickie Mart" places. her brain is definitetly not functioning correctly, because i go "mom, what is a quickie?" and she replies, "it's when you run into the bushes and fuck really quick. and i go "what does fuck mean?" at this point she realizs what she just said and goes, nevermind, and don't tell daddy i said that. so of course i tell my dad, trying to get HIM to tell me what fuck means, but he just laughs. and my mom is the kind of person that gets mad at me for saying "Oh my God" or even "that blows." it was a magical moment.
Jan 28 2007 12:19AM
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BFFset.
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sorry it might take long to read, but heres to hoping its worth it for you guys
Jan 28 2007 12:23AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hahaa thats great
Jan 28 2007 1:43AM
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BFFset.
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during the world cup this year i told my dad that argentina looked so goo that they were "the brazil of south america" and i still get shit for that
Jan 28 2007 3:07AM
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unchyll
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"IM NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING DRUNK"
Jan 28 2007 3:28AM
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Drewykins
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well its not really embarassing but kinda funny so here goes:

I was eating dinner witht he fam and we were talking about science class, and how these dumbass kids drank the solutions we were using. So my mom asks me why they would do that, and I said "cuz they are mexican" and then my mom says "i thought only smart people could get in that class."
Jan 28 2007 5:10AM
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J_Walk
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OMG wow......

i am currently laughing..

wow.. hahaha


Jan 28 2007 7:12PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hahahah
Jan 28 2007 11:19PM
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guava
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so my parents are all anti-drug blah blah and don't know i smoke but they will ask me if i ever tried any drugs once in a while and i always just say no and they believe me...so one day i decided to fuck with them the next time they asked...

mom: have you ever tried pot?
me: jea
mom: WHAT!!?!
me: dont worry mom I didn't like it that much, coke is wayy more fun than weed.
mom: OMG!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!! OMG!!
me: mom chill i'm just joking hahahahahahaha

needless to say she was pissed cause i was in tears laughing at her and i obviously take the subject of drugs lightly but whatcha gonna do
Jan 28 2007 11:43PM
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PCjea
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well my mom asked where i was going and i told her i was hangin with some chicas, so she was joking around and she said"dont get any of them knocked up" so i instinctivley said," thats why i stick to oral" wow a good 5 minutes of dead silence followed by "just kidding???? ha ha???"
Jan 28 2007 11:50PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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my parents are always like where does all your allowance go?  we give you $40 and its alwyas gone after a week and i try to tell them that i spend it on food which i do, but they keep pestering so one day i was just like "i spend it on drugs, i just buy a lot of marijuana and some coke" and they were like "WHAT!!"  and i was like jk
Jan 29 2007 1:58AM
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mike720b
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ok so i didnt say anythign to my parents in this case but this is somethign extremely funny that happend to my friends...
so 4 of my friends were at one of their houses... and one of them left the room... so the other three decided to stand in the middle of the room and do the goat(cock and balls between te legs) and face it towards the door waiting for my other friend.. so a minute or two goes by and my friends dad walks in the room... he said to them " wow.. i have seen some gay things in my days but that is by far that gayest".. and my friend goes... DAAAAAAAAAAADDDD.. in like a gay funny voice...
Jan 29 2007 3:02AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hahaha, that hella disgusting
Jan 29 2007 12:37PM
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bryceCTS
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i was 5 years old and i was shopping at the mall with my mom i asked my mom what condoms were.. she said that they are things for men, i said well mom i am a man so i want a condom, and shes like this is not the time honey, thennnn i screamed throughout the mall BUY ME A CONDOM MOM I WANT A CONDOM
Jan 29 2007 6:06PM
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LostValleyPowMan
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that's sick dude
Jan 29 2007 6:20PM
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