Replying to Armagedon is coming
i was thinking and i found a very possible cause for the war to end humanity. so here is my theory. all the emos now will reproduce and make tons of emo babies. the emo babies will develope a hate for humanity because all of the normal people will hate them from birth. when they grow up they will combine to form a super-emo that will lead to the biggest army in history. then the emos will go try to reclaim their homeland, france. the french, upon seeing the overwhelming mass of the super-emo will run and hide in the trees and the us will have to go and nuke the emos out of france. then france will get mad at us for nuking their country and emos will think that they fucked up and will go and blow themselves up just like the arabs. anyhow, steven hawkings (yes, he is emo) will join the revolution and create the biggest bomb ever. they emos will use it to ensure instant death, which will in turn destroy all of humanity. then the devil will surface on earth and make all of the survivors his slaves.
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