Replying to Root Beer

Anyone ever bottle their own?

When I was about 14 we got some kit from a crazy General Store. I put extra yeast so it would ferment and have really awesome alcoholic stuff. I bottled up the stuff and put it in my basement for a few weeks. One day I heard this loud cracking/pop noise from the basement. Then another. When I went down to investigate, I found two bottles were open and rotten smelling root beer was dripping from the roof. As a loud crack pop sounded again I witnessed a bottle top shoot off at an incredible speed and bounce off the roof accompanied by a stream of vile foamy grog. I was kind of afraid to transfer and dispose of the shit because I might've gotten capped. So I just left them to explode all night. Instead, it just expanded more or something.

Two didn't pop so my friend and I drank them. It tasted like we were drinking rotten vegetables. We both fuckin puked all over the place.
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-Dan
'What did you do tonight?'
'Drank'