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Words for Beer

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Whistlermann
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I'm just owndering how many different words for beer we can come up with?

'Beer'
'Grog'
'Brewski'
'Drink'
'Cold One'


I know my list is pitiful, i just can't think of any now. Honest, I'll Add some later.

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Dec 20 2002 10:23PM
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Snowbird_15
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
UNE BIERE
Where I live, there are five ski resorts within 10 kilometers of my house. Everybody who lives here, whether they're rich or poor, skis all the time. In the winter, skiing's a way of life. The ski resorts are open until 11 p.m. If you don't know what to do, you go skiing. When you get off from work, you go skiing. Mathieu Paquette about St-Sauveur
Dec 20 2002 10:39PM
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Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
ein bier....
sweet nectar of life
er...bout all i can think of


'Of course it hurts if you get your balls seperated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don't try, what's the point of doing anything?'
-Phil Larose, Canadian skier dude
Dec 20 2002 10:43PM
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EastCoastPride
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Bizeer.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 20 2002 10:52PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
this sucks


''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
Dec 20 2002 11:43PM
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PunkRawkRhino
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
something that tastes like shit, but after a few cans you usally can't taste it anymore.

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With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,
Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,
when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night''
-Catch 22-
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Merry fucking x-mas, to you and yours, BIATCH!
Dec 20 2002 11:58PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Booze
Piss
Plonk
Drink
Fluids
Cold One

which will get you:
trucked
smashed
fucked
wasted
boozed
off-yer-face
hammered
trollyed
mother fucked up
layered
plastered


~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Dec 21 2002 1:23AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Beér. It makes it look more exotic.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Dec 21 2002 1:26AM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
you missed shit-faced!

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
Dec 21 2002 1:56AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
grog, piss, ale




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Dec 21 2002 4:38AM
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off-axis
Posts: 307 - Karma: 12
Brewha, it gets you Belligerent.

Western Militia for sure
TBP 137 eighteens
Dec 21 2002 4:40AM
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coz
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wiggity-wahooed
Dec 21 2002 4:59AM
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PhattTim
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oh yeah, shit faced

and 'bro, you want a lager?' - always a classic


~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Dec 21 2002 5:10AM
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arnbek
Posts: 347 - Karma: 13
una CERVEZA
una CAñA

In spanish
Dec 21 2002 7:33AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
MMMM..... BEER


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 21 2002 2:34PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
I think there are better words for drunk than there are for beer... i don't know if someone said these but whatever:

Smashed
Intoxicated
Shit Faced
Wasted
Hammered
Drunk
Buzzed
slammed
Drunkified

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Dec 21 2002 3:49PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
and FUCKED UP
''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
Dec 21 2002 3:59PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
this, my friends, is the dumbest thread evAr. next we'll have a thread to get different names of... well... something else stupid.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Dec 21 2002 5:35PM
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LifeJacket
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I think great western makes the best beer in the world

I love gold


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 21 2002 6:41PM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
You have to leave America to find real beer.
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Dec 21 2002 6:58PM
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johnnypsunami
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you also forgot tanked and possibly wre4cked
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Dec 21 2002 6:58PM
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wiener
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come to canada where good beer flows like water. not like that piss that is sold in america

and barley sandwich
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 22 2002 5:16AM
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Lanemeyers
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Guinness

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Lucky escapre for the bawb

I was helicoptered off the hill yesterday and had to spend the night in hospital. A boarder skied through some slow signs and straight into my back and they found a spinal fracture. Luckily it turned out to be old

phew'- BAWB, not worried about an old spinal fracture, just a new one.....
Dec 23 2002 5:13PM
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Maximumsushi
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''What I am drinking right now.''

North American beer isn't good. Alot of it is complete trash. European beer is good :)
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'What did you do tonight?'
'Drank'
Dec 23 2002 6:43PM
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Whistlermann
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Canadian beer is the best... and cheap too because of our fucking dollar.

What's the similarity between a couple haveing sex in a boat and american beer...
There both fucking close to water!!!!!
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Dec 23 2002 7:03PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Canadian beer = SHIT
NZ beer = where it's at yo.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Dec 23 2002 7:33PM
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mogul_racer
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Never had NZ beer. Wouldn't mind tryin' some though. European beer is kick ass.
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Dec 23 2002 7:58PM
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Maximumsushi
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Bier
Biere
Birra
Cerveza
Cerveja
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-Dan
'What did you do tonight?'
'Drank'
Dec 23 2002 8:00PM
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lineskier10
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brew
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
Dec 23 2002 8:17PM
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Freeskifro
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The Magical Drink that Makes Ugly Girls Look Hot-----beware of its powers
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You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
Dec 23 2002 9:28PM
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KootenayGuy
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Pivo=beer (thats russian)

u guys forgot sloshed and pie-acled

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
Dec 23 2002 9:37PM
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newschooljibber
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another one of these.

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Can I please skip school for the X games?
Dec 23 2002 10:08PM
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Diabhal
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well my dad just bought a shit load of nz beer bottles for bottling, and they were huge motherfuckers, like 750ml ones, so if all nz beer comes in shit like that than i'll admit their beer is better.
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Dec 23 2002 10:59PM
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mogul_racer
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Hell yeah! Bottles like that you only need a sixer to get blitzed.
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Dec 23 2002 11:03PM
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jibs
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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

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Dec 24 2002 1:33AM
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SkierX
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Bevy
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
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~Casper
Dec 24 2002 1:41AM
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swissmiss27
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back in high school we called beers 'reebs' thinking our parents wouldnt catch on.

we also referred to hanging out and smoking as 'going bowling' but i dont think my parents ever figured that one out
Jan 1 2003 8:53PM
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youneedmorelumber
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gurgle



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Jan 2 2003 12:29AM
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Caden
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beerizzle
b-double e-r
co-ff-ee(*simpsons)
b to the eerzle
drunk-maker
puke-enforcer


subtle part of the ott crew
Jan 2 2003 1:40AM
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cj
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haggered (realy realy shitfaced)




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You, you got what i need, but you say he just a friend and you say he just a friend. Ohh babby you got what i need, but you say he just a friend, but you say he just a friend - Biz
Jan 2 2003 1:48AM
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