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Mr. Homer J. Simpson quotes
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post a homer quote here.
posesions are fleading.
I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
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homer- remember that time i forgot how to drive?
marge- homer, you were drunk!
homer- and how......
'i ain't eating no ass mushrooms'
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Phat tim has 7777 posts!
I say we boo him when he hits 10 000 posts... :)
'I'm still Ugly'
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I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!
That’s what’s so illogical about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living, if you don’t have a dick? – Donnie Darko
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'DOH!!!'
Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.
Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
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But Marge, don't discourage the boy, weaseling out of this is what distingushes us humans from the animal kingdom... except the weasel
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
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Woo'hoo!!
'Of course it hurts if you get your balls seperated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don't try, what's the point of doing anything?'
-Phil Larose, Canadian skier dude
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and i forgot.....mmmmmm, beer.
'Of course it hurts if you get your balls seperated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don't try, what's the point of doing anything?'
-Phil Larose, Canadian skier dude
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wooooob wooob wooob wooob woob!!!1
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for just once i want someone to call me sir with out adding the phrase, you are making a scene.
I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
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Where's my burito, where's my burito
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
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otto: Did you know hemp backwards is shmemp?
homer: did u know otto backwards is otto?
otto: wooooow, now im scared
this was when they were both stoned
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homer: are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
lisa: right
homer: what about bacon?
lisa: no!
homer: what about pork?
lisa: no!
homer: ribs?
lisa: dad! those all come from the same animal!!
homer: oh right lisa, one MAGICAL animal...
Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.
'If I wanted to date a girl, I'd date...' -Cryss
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If you lose, your out of the family!
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-dont eat me, i've got a wife and kids...eat them!
-Boy, sporting events aren't about whether you win or loose!, thry're about how drunk you get!
-Operator, whats the number for 911!?
-Kill My Boss? Dare i live out the American dream?
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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
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i just saw a poster with a bunch of homer quotes on it but almost all of the were already said
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OK brain. I don't like you, and you don't like me. Lets get through this so I can go back to killing you with beer.
There are 2 things in life you should never have to pay for:
1. Sex
2. Water
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'I take a whiskey drink, i take a vodka drink, and when i have to pee i use the kitchen sink.'
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Marge- What's Bart doing digging in the backyard?
Homer- Looking for drugs.
Marge- But, Homer... there aren't any drugs in our yard... are there?
Homer- Oh, right... yeah, right... of course not.
What has a whale done for you lately?
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(walking in to the alternative living store)
store keeper 'hello there'
homer 'and an oogabooga to you to'
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
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Mmmmm....sacri-licious
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
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'The best tonic is chronic'
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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_
Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
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'You think id be dumb enough to kill Marges sisters and have them come back and haunt me?'
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'save me jebus'
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
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'im a rageaholic! I cant live without rage-ahol!'
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Killer Dolphin(pointing at homer): Was it you that banished us to the seas?
Homer(picking up lisa): No, it was her, take the one who wronged you
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mmm.. Beer.
Western Militia for sure
TBP 137 eighteens
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(to the tune of Sinatra's 'it was a very good year')
When I was seventeen, I had a very good beer.
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Homer: Marge, where's that... metal deely... you use to... dig... food...
Marge: You mean, a spoon?
Homer: Yeah, yeah!
Homer: Well, I really should discuss this with my wife.
Salesman: scoffs Your wife? cracks an imaginary whip
Homer: What, you think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?
Salesman: does it again and again and again
Homer: on his knees I'll take it!
Homer searches under the couch for a peanut
Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving! Ah-ha! Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Homer: shut up brain or i'll stab you with a Q tip
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mmmmmm......sweat sweat candy... ahhh....
Oh yea, drugs, ya gotta have drugs....
'I'm still Ugly'
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'She lives in a house boat? Wow, she is so cool!'
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SAXAMAPHONE!!!!
and 'let's go live under the sea!'
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
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cult people-come to our free weekend
homer- when?
cult people-this weekend
homer-how much will it cost?
cult people-its free
homer-and when will it be taking place?
cult people-this weekend
homer-and how much will this free weekend cost?
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Marge: homer, the plant called.. they said if you don't come in tomorrow then don't bother showing up on monday.
Homer: Woohoo! 3 day weekend!
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