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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
how do you guys want to die. dont say something stupid like you want to die dropping a 150 footer or something retarted like that to try and impress everyone, we wont be impressed. a lot of people are going to say in their sleep, i dont think i would like this. there is something about going to sleep and never waking up that really kinda bugs me and freaks me out. i certainly do not want to be stabbed. ive thought about falling from a very high object (air plane, building) and idk it seems like it might not be that bad because at least you get to enjoy a little while of freefall before you go but i dont know if i would be able to enjoy it if i know that i was gonna die on impact. getting shot might not be all that bad. tell me what you think.
Nov 22 2005 8:57PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
dropping a 150 footer or something retarted like that
Nov 22 2005 8:58PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
wow im impressed, this guy is cool
Nov 22 2005 8:59PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
dropping a 150 footer definitly, preferbely while taking the world record for best sex on skis, possibly first sex on skis, i dont know if anyones ever actually done that
Nov 22 2005 9:00PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
something external not like my body is screwing me over but something that i can blame
Nov 22 2005 9:01PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
you would look like a retard on the news. see if when i die and i make the news and people dont say "wow what a fucking retard" about how i died, then life is a success. too many times i say, what an idiot when i hear about how someone died. i think getting killed in war might be alright because people respect it
Nov 22 2005 9:02PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
I want to die in my sleep or flying a jet fighter. to die skiing would be to painful unless it was instantly. I dont want to die young but I wouldnt mind dieing serving my country
Nov 22 2005 9:03PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
doing that people will remember me for it...and then name it after me...like a huge cliff or something
Nov 22 2005 9:03PM
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klimp
Posts: 933 - Karma: 18
i wanna die rich
Nov 22 2005 9:04PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
youll be dead, why would you care/how would you know?
Nov 22 2005 9:05PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
I want to die like blue fomr old school, staring at two beautiful naked woman
Nov 22 2005 9:05PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
i would like to die in my sleep....i like my sleep and i dont care if i never wake up cuz sleeping is the best stuff.....being shot would be cool
Nov 22 2005 9:06PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
same for me
Nov 22 2005 9:06PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
same for me
Nov 22 2005 9:07PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
oups..sorry for the double post
Nov 22 2005 9:07PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
ah. for me i would want to go out in anyway that it might come to me.
Nov 22 2005 9:12PM
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minty
Posts: 317 - Karma: 11
i want to be walking down the street with a strut, whistling, just minding my own business. Then a car will drive by with someone leaning out the window with a big fish hook. It will snare my back ripping open a giant flesh wound where i will begin to perfously bleed. Im starting to stagger down the street now and a group of kids begin to throw rocks at me. Repeated blows to the head and various areas leave me weary and bloody, but hey I fucked my wife before I went on my walk so I'm still doin' good. Several minutes later, my journey becoming a very painful and slow one, rapid gun fire scores up my legs, crumbling to the ground leg particles scattering everywhere. Dragging myself onward with blood pouring every which way to man run up and tie ropes to my arms and they begin to rip them off. Slowly i feel my muscles and tendens tearing, shoulders dislocating, skin ripping, the crack of the bone, watching my arms being dragged away, it's still cool, Visa accepted my application for a credit card. So I am squirreling across the side walk with quick hip thrusts, really working out the abs. couple dogs, a few cats are picking away at my body, but i can't feel a damn thing, silly bugger. Then I encounter some bums, i never liked bums, those dirty poor people. so i yell a few stereotypical remarks and thus leads to them jabbing me ruthlessly with crack cocaine needles. like accupuncture my body is covered in needle stab wounds, how relaxing. The high is kicking in and im having a sweet ass time. Watching the dogs now lapping up my hiv infested blood brings a smile to my face. The blood loss is starting to get me and i think im gonna die pretty soon, but not before a spiked mace comes wizzing down on to my head. as he rips it out for a second swing my heads pulls up with it and my body droops down and falls off like pulling out a fresh piece of cheesy pizza...mmm pizza. my head going up and down with the mace, blow after blow to ground. I die, peacefully, knowing i just died the gnarliest death ever. R.I.P

sure glad i never drowned.
Nov 22 2005 9:20PM
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President
Posts: 1511 - Karma: 11
hahaha ..didnt read your whole entire paragraph but the first 3 sentences make me laught
Nov 22 2005 9:22PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
Joel, You need a job.
Nov 22 2005 9:23PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i dont think dying in your sleep is so bad...i want to die either 1.peacefully
2.almost directly after saying to my friends"hey check this shit out"
Nov 22 2005 9:25PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
i cant even think of death. i mean what do you guys think is beyond that. i mean its ridiculous.
Nov 22 2005 9:26PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
keeling over like the godfather
Nov 22 2005 9:27PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
getting hit by lightning
my last name is sparks is that ironic?
Nov 22 2005 9:30PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
something about it would piss me off just to know that people would be saying that, cause i know what i think of other people when u hear stuff like that and i dont want that to be me. ur right, i wont know so i wont care but for now i care
Nov 22 2005 9:31PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Doing something that I love doing. Somewhere in the outdoors, skiing, hiking, camping, something like that. I don't really think that I wouldn't want it to be pain free either. I am a believer in an afterworld etc. I think that the journey to eternity should have a sort of passage or final test. Death isn't pretty and shouldn't be made out to be. Also maybe saving someones life or serving in war, there isn't a more honorable way to die.
Nov 22 2005 9:32PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
when the IRS says "Mr. Moran, you owe us 451 thousand dollars in unpayed taxes." just chuckle a lil, and keel over. that would be like the greatest "fuck you" ever
Nov 22 2005 9:34PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
hmmmm thats a tough one.

i wouldnt wanna go out slow, like say a sickness, like one of my old friends.. But i dont know....maybe getting knoked out and in the ocean? or just respect im dieing ast an old age and go out.

I wanna die happy.
Nov 22 2005 9:34PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
like a sucka, and on that note, i will quote one of the best lines from barber shop "nigga he owe me 5 dolla from a crap game, im chi towns finest and i aint goin out like no sucka."
Nov 22 2005 9:35PM
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1-pippin
Posts: 1741 - Karma: -2
doing something fun i dont care what, and i cant be old, cause that would suck.
Nov 22 2005 9:35PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
ehh ive always pictured falling from a building as something that would make ur bloody get all rushy/tingly in ur veins while falling at such a speed.......damn dreams, make me think like that but it hurts!
Nov 22 2005 9:36PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
am i the only one who fears/cant think about death, i just cant see where we go, what it will be like just to stop living, and the pain of going thoreugh that, to die in your sleep is wierd because you know your goiong to die to i dont know but death for me is a scary thing
Nov 22 2005 9:41PM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
^pussy
Nov 22 2005 9:45PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
Well, I'm not going to be around when it matters, so I don't care too much.
Nov 22 2005 9:47PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
pussy? cauz i dont wana die young? your tellin me you want to die? or wouldnt care if you died?
Nov 22 2005 9:47PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
I want to die doing something real stupid. Maybe in a car crash going 140 MPH or skydiving and the parashute don't open. Good times.
Nov 22 2005 9:48PM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
you do know who you are speaking to matty
Nov 22 2005 9:48PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
the first cork 2160 off a 1000000000 fott cliff..and..janie pierre already dropped a 165 foot cliff
Nov 22 2005 9:49PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
is that johnny i can onyl guess
Nov 22 2005 9:49PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
I would want to know that i had a month left to live, and jump out a plane a few weeks before the big day, land insomeones back yard pool... that would be my legacy to leave behind, because i garuntee that they would fuckin remeber me forever !
Nov 22 2005 9:54PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
drowning/burning/getting stabbed/suffocating. all very bad.

hypothermia man, you experiance euphoria (sp?) before you kick it.
Nov 22 2005 11:26PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Dude, people will voice their opinions so don't try and tell them what you would like to hear. "Don't say this, or this. Blah blah blah..." STFU NUKKA! You say you want to die falling off a high object and have that feeling of flight... Well so do I, skiing of a 150ft. cliff.
Nov 22 2005 11:30PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
i pretty much none of us will die skiing......and i know we all far death...stop trying to talk a big game.....im not scared of death cause i hope i nd up in a good place.......but pleas ur not guna drop a 150 footer ever....and i fu do ...kudos...i will go to ur funeral if die doing that...i hope i die when im 120 a very peaceful death after a very healthy life
Nov 22 2005 11:33PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
die of over orgasming
Nov 22 2005 11:36PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
hahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you sir made me chuckle
Nov 22 2005 11:39PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
WOW
Nov 22 2005 11:41PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Word.
Nov 22 2005 11:42PM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
your my hero man..... my fucking HERO!
Nov 22 2005 11:44PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
you get euphoria from drowning/suffocating aswell...

and being stabbed youd be in shock... ud just look at the blood and die.
Nov 22 2005 11:45PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
i want to die while tripping on as many drugs as possible surrounded by beautiful models bathing in a golden tub in some tropic landscape.
Nov 22 2005 11:50PM
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stevoid
Posts: 206 - Karma: 14
i'm gonna get drunk, then go out in a hail of gunfire, but not until i kill an honourguard worth of my enemies to escort me to hell.
Nov 22 2005 11:52PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
sitting on ns. reading thr
Nov 22 2005 11:52PM
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