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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
I can now recommend using this at all times.

It saved my life at the end of a LIFT QUEUE of all places yesterday when an out of control boarder crashed into me at about 40mph. They broke their leg in three places and I sustained only cracked ribs and bruising

I'm never going to go out without mine on



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
wow what a moron, i wouldve found him and broken both of his arms and his other leg, i hate retard out of control snowboarders
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
why were you wearin armour in the first place?














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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
I was usign it coz I was skiing some fairly steep couloirs and there is some rock danger if you fall (someone else smashed themselves when they hit some avalanche biscuits and fell)...guess its safer. Each to their own I suppose though, you don't have to wear it!



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
22 years ago
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Oh yeah, I fractured my spine last year too! I feel better with it on

good skiing



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
22 years ago
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Body armor eh? Is it bulletproof too? That would be wicked. I hate snowboarders when they do that. One time a snowboarder hit a fence and his board went between the two rails on the fence and he was stuck. It was hilarious.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
22 years ago
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Do you mean the stuff that looks like a rashguard? Can someone explain how it helps you in a ski crash?
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22 years ago
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Straightline
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
whats their website??? i remember seeing the ad in a mag but i cant find the damn thing online

22 years ago
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