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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
just a matter of curiosity, anyone here still dabble in ballet skiing?
Dec 20 2002 2:59AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
haha, funny that you should mention that, but yes...i try to emulate, jeff thomas and myslef had a good session in the baker lot a couple days ago...its coming back i tell you.


''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
Dec 20 2002 3:03AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i think alpentalik skis in a tutu.......


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 20 2002 3:04AM
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misty_540
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
sadly, that's how i started freestyle but soon realised the homosexuality involved and moved on to better things
Dec 20 2002 9:21AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
yea, fuck our past
its all about the representing now
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Dec 20 2002 10:15AM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
i think manuals and tip stands are still cool, and butters are the shit
Dude, you just touched Kristy Boner's Whoo-Who's........Shibby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 20 2002 12:53PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
thats right, to start another skiing revolution, everybody on this site should wear pink skintight uniforms, with those litle fluffy skirts, and all listen to some gay ass music.


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Dec 20 2002 8:38PM
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freeskierman
Posts: 273 - Karma: 10
now thats a funny question! lol
John- God forgives,
MOUNTANS DON'T
Dec 21 2002 3:26PM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
well i just got to thinking about the whole 'new school revolution' and whether it exists (highly debatable) and I mean alot of things progress due to a revival and tweaking of old concepts. and alot of people would say that ballet skiing isn't 'cool' but I mean what other aspect of skiing is there to modernize? I think it's due in for a revival, somewhere and somehow.
Dec 21 2002 10:35PM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
umm, no. before this thread goes any farther, just forget it. watch hotdog the movies, enjoy the tits, and watch the ballet. it will give you respect...for how gay ballet is.
Dec 22 2002 12:32AM
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missy
Posts: 559 - Karma: 11
ballet originated the grabbing of the skis!

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

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Dec 22 2002 2:29AM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
Good for it, It is still gay and queer and faggy!
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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
Dec 22 2002 2:48PM
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Phrosty
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ski ballet is bad ass. go watch winter equanox and you will gain respect.


Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Dec 22 2002 9:36PM
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TheGeneralSphene
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
i love ballet stuff, but when ppl ask me what the hell was that when i do a tip roll 360 or somthin i say its "acro skiing" which it is.
Feb 25 2006 8:14PM
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