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Your Dad Jokes!

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bp.lando
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The new thing. I think so.

Nov 22 2005 2:26PM
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bp.lando
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still,
thril,
skill,
all these words make me need a pill,
for all this shit thats coming in my head.
i need some advil,
before i go out to kill,
boi, get a clue.
or il cut you wit my knife,
your my has a wife,
thats more than you'll have in your life.
Nov 22 2005 7:09PM
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St.Steezy
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Man Gotama and Smp, you two need to get on ns radio.
Nov 22 2005 7:09PM
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Snowcase
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yea lets get that going
Nov 22 2005 7:11PM
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Lil_Gordian
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yea boy, look like at start da new style.
Nov 22 2005 7:16PM
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Grimace.
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its a joke
brian isnt a wigger
just a plain ass nigga
done be frontin when all u got is shit
or else u'll wind up on the side of the steet in a pit
because we roll with the b-crew
and thats how it goes
when a nigga fucks with are girls we smack the hoes
becuase niggas dont front
the just get up and leave
and if they find them in that pit
they better not breath
Nov 22 2005 7:21PM
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Lil_Gordian
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dad jokes aint notin, dont exist, plain gay
no shut da fuck up fo i blow u away
think u startin somethin new bitch like a chairman mao
but bitches like u end up at da wrong side of a gun, blouw!
u dead, what the hell u gonna do now?
whats dat? u got a last request
bitch u still want to hear dad jokes?
one more round in yo head puts that to rest.
Nov 22 2005 7:28PM
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bp.lando
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what he says,
give tht shit respect,
lil_g knows where its at.
we'll beat you bitches down with allumnum bats.
Nov 22 2005 7:33PM
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back_woods
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"brian isnt a wigger
just a plain ass nigga

-> ive never met him but i will bet money he is white

done be frontin when all u got is shit

-> which is why i dont post rap. you could profit from this example.

or else u'll wind up on the side of the steet IN A PIT

ahaha i dont even know what to say to this, but it made me laugh

because we roll with the b-crew

(arent those the guys who make fake skiblading videos?)

and thats how it goes

is it?

when a nigga fucks with are girls we smack the hoes
becuase niggas dont front
the just get up and leave
and if they find them in that pit
they better not breath

OK man now this bit doesnt even make sense, i proudly follow stewie griffin when i say, if you want to make it in this buseiness, lay off the doobie.


ahah actually it doesnt really bug me at all, i just wanted dad jokes
Nov 22 2005 7:34PM
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Grimace.
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dad jokes are somenthin not to mess wit
we rock them all night
till ther ain any mo to fight

niggas dont play wit them because we got the rockz
we fuck like king kong because we got big nutz
now dont get all frontin nigga ur out of place
and watch out because this niggas going to shoot yo face
Nov 22 2005 7:34PM
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bp.lando
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gotta get dinna so i dont get thinna,
be back before, it gets dimma!
Nov 22 2005 7:38PM
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Grimace.
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i just had a hamburga
it was so nice
it was seved wit fries
and some milk that was cold as ice
Nov 22 2005 7:43PM
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goosetheduck
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werddd nigaaaaaaaz!!!
gotmabcshredder wins
Nov 22 2005 7:54PM
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Grimace.
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only niggaz with ther cock in ther hand think that this is over
because right when u think it is
i make my rymes so tight u call me sir
see when u try to front with a nigger
u will find ur self with a finger
up ur white ass
Nov 22 2005 8:00PM
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rippinbumpskier
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this is soo random
Nov 22 2005 8:25PM
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Anti-Hero
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hahaha night at the roxbury
"tell your mom i had a good time last night"
"yeah, and your dad!" "and your sister"
ahahaha
Nov 22 2005 8:28PM
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bp.lando
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bizzump
Nov 22 2005 10:21PM
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timmi
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the only thing there that made me laugh was when you spelt boy "boi" lol, but naw, you got tons of skill Avril...
Nov 22 2005 10:25PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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i win you suck
Nov 22 2005 10:31PM
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Notorious_BLT
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gotamBC u raped
Nov 22 2005 10:32PM
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bueyan
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i love it how this thread went from a jokes thread to a freestyle rap thread
Nov 22 2005 10:33PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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Gotama wins.
Nov 22 2005 10:33PM
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bp.lando
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gotama wins,


who decided that,


i had da groupies.
Nov 22 2005 11:04PM
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scientist
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HERES A REAL YO DADDY JOKE: your dads so bald that when he puts on a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom.
Nov 22 2005 11:27PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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your dad jokes suck
Nov 23 2005 3:38AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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i don't mean the jokes you posted, i mean the "your dad" jokes in general
Nov 23 2005 3:39AM
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bp.lando
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thats pretty good
Nov 23 2005 8:37AM
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Grimace.
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thats what i said when the padas attacked
Nov 23 2005 10:14AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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I'm not underage, I 'm just bored.
Nov 23 2005 3:27PM
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Snowcase
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i thought that it was pretty good
Nov 23 2005 5:33PM
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k2skierk2
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Come on get back to the rap battling!!!
Nov 23 2005 7:38PM
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skifree919
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heres a my dad joke. My dad is so annoying that he eats food i bought for myself and then makes shitty jokes about how he thought i "wasnt done with it." Yes it seems like im being a little girl, which probably is true but im just pissed
Nov 23 2005 7:41PM
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wintersway
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buuuump
can the two guys continue now?
Feb 29 2008 11:22PM
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al_britskiier
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 big bumpage big boy
Mar 1 2008 9:42AM
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*monsterskier*
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lol at least they're pretty good and they rhyme
Mar 1 2008 9:55AM
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.makuma.
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dad: ask me if im a tree!
me: are you a tree?
dad:....nnnnoo!?!?!?
Mar 1 2008 2:02PM
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bp.lando
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no. I retired from the Rap Game
Mar 2 2008 7:33PM
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bhill2.0
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the best way out of any verbal arguement where the person cant see you is to say there dad is sitting on your lap. but thats just the way things work around here
Mar 2 2008 9:19PM
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josh.
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the game the hole family can play
Mar 2 2008 10:42PM
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ECfreeski3
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haha thats the first thing i thought of

Mar 3 2008 12:31PM
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bp.lando
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yo this shits fiyah
Apr 5 2008 5:00PM
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bp.lando
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Yo this rhyme is for my boi GotmaBCshred
If you dare come back ill put ya to bed.
Ya my ryhmes blew back in 2000 and 5
But since those days i bet your skills have dried
And since those days i've been getting much higher
and because of that my words are lyrical fire.
Come back at this, cause i wanna say you flail,
so someone can post a picture of that retard saying fail.


Listen to me my rhymes are ill,
its almost as if i took a lyrical pill..........

Apr 5 2008 5:22PM
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Reed.S
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your dad goes to college
Apr 5 2008 5:22PM
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Owen.
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stop it with the A-B-C raps
Apr 5 2008 5:40PM
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Pman13a
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snap
Apr 6 2008 11:40AM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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This thread was fucking sweet. lil G wins duhh!
Apr 6 2008 12:20PM
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BootySpunk.
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Chyeaaaa He a real gangsta!
Apr 6 2008 12:34PM
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OAK_TREE
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Brian where did you get your rhymes from man. you sucked back in 05. it's almost like you have a ghost writer or two.
Apr 6 2008 1:30PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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Aight, here it is Im back again
Got the pm now I know Im the man
boi? What YOU Avril Lavigne
You have the worst spelling I've ever seen!
You say advil more like Vicadin
out cold,
maybe Ill like your lyrics then.
Four letter words is all you got?
I can tell you put alot of thought
Into this rap battle
Get off that saddle.
Now pull out that knife
in this rap fight
Remember light in your life is a commodity
Right now I'll show you how it Ought to BE
Take my syllables
they'll fill you full of bullet holes
compared to this virus your nothin but a common cold.

Now step back, Apologize
bow down an say OOHHHHH THATS NIIICE!!

Apr 12 2008 9:04PM
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OAK_TREE
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I was wondering when you were going to return. and then bam it happens about 6 hours later.

THE BATTLE LIVES ON.
Apr 12 2008 9:51PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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AH DAMN
I didn't even see this
must blend
with alla the bullshit
If by boy you meant DAD
your right on target
Come on son,
we're headed fo the supermarket
Now child
you need to eat your vegetables
In enough time your rhymes will be legible
I dried since 2005?
Son I oughta TAN YOUR HIDE.
But theres no time for reprimand
Lets take a walk through candyland.
Thats where you go to get all these pills, right
to make you rad, so sick, so ill, right?
Your rhymes are sick you are totally correct
cuz they have rigamortise and they are standing all erect speaking of that!
Put me to bed, thats where I wanna be,
With your girlfriend right there with me.
So wheres that put you?
Probably feelin a bit blue.
Cuz I left you high and dry in 2005
Now your mouths on fire
Your stomach is lit
You should a quit, when you had the chance
your your flailing doin the fire dance.


Don't forget to stop, drop, and roll.
HHHmm Roll? Yeah thats me
Makin your rhymes look so ugly.
So next time when you step to the challenge
remember to keep the proper balance.
No candyland, we won't need the reprimand
A little more legible we can skip the vegetables.
And lets keep the flames to a minimum
On second thot lets just get eid of them.
So what you have left is flail and fail.
Betcha thats got you lookin a litttle PAIL














Apr 13 2008 12:25AM
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