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Defining an invert

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Warren
Posts: 224 - Karma: 10
What points on the body do you use to define an inverted trick? Is it feet over the head or hips above shoulders?

I'm asking, to get an idea of the criteria you expect would be fair in disqualifying a jump in a 'no invert' contest.
Dec 19 2002 4:11PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
feet over head

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Dec 19 2002 4:17PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
feet over head..


i dont know so much
Dec 19 2002 4:34PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
ass over head
Dec 19 2002 6:08PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
cock in ass

if u can manage that one, i think ppl will call it whatever u want
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Dec 19 2002 6:19PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
head below feet


''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
Dec 19 2002 6:22PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
Feet above head


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 19 2002 6:38PM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
this is retatded. An invert is going upside down. If you go upside down, that is an invert. That means feet over head
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Dec 19 2002 8:11PM
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Peta
Posts: 345 - Karma: 11
Feet over head in real life, its book meaning is different, right k2skeepimp.




Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
Dec 19 2002 11:24PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
skis upside down parallel to the ground with feet underneath.


subtle part of the ott crew
Dec 19 2002 11:55PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
yup, i think we got the answer
Dec 20 2002 12:18AM
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Sammy_D
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
FIS says feet over head. They almost DQ'd mosley for the dinner roll cuz they thought his feet were too hogh. But fuck FIS
Dec 20 2002 12:29AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
that's right bitch


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 20 2002 1:21AM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
goin upside down














[mcm] 2002-2003
Dec 20 2002 2:56PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
head over feet

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Dec 20 2002 4:50PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
I thought it when you dong was hanging above your head
--mesa like butter--
Dec 20 2002 5:10PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
how could your hips be above your shoulders if your feet werent above your head?
Dec 20 2002 5:28PM
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Warren
Posts: 224 - Karma: 10
What I'm getting at is the possibility of having the hips equal or below your shoulders but the grab puts the feet higher than the head.

Think of a flatspin with a tucked up safety grab and you'll understand what I'm getting at.
Dec 20 2002 6:26PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
yeah, i get what your saying, i was just being an ass.
Dec 20 2002 11:08PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
It should be when you head is the lowest part of your body. you can do a mute in the pipe and tweek it so much that your legs are up at your head yet its obviously not even close to an invert.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Dec 21 2002 2:39AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
that's the same with j-airs,a and most other grabs. You can invert almost anything with tweakage.


-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.
Dec 21 2002 9:33AM
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