Replying to 500 bitches

so today i have my 500th post
this is an epic day for brad(me) for today i become a man. I shall read from the holy ns bible of stupid and angry comments. Then i shall party with my self. I will serve punch and dance the night away to some david bowie. Then i shall retire to my bed where i will lie down and dream of all 500 annoying posts.
i would like to thank every one at ns for being so angry and to the janitor frank for letting me use to mop during lunch after i threw the apple sauce angainst the wall.