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South Park, scientology

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Ski-hobo
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good shit, and how they made fun of Tom Cruise
Nov 18 2005 11:19PM
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General_Shredgnar
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That was hilarious

"I mean, your not the guy from nopolean dynamite or anything, but your ok"

"GASP"
Nov 18 2005 11:21PM
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skierchild
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yup.
Nov 18 2005 11:24PM
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Ski-hobo
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"then I pull out maw GUUNN!"
Nov 18 2005 11:26PM
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mammothpunks
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i cant believe those people actually believe all that shit about aliens and dc-8s with rockets attached
Nov 18 2005 11:40PM
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*Fujative*
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tom cruise will not come out of the closet.. hhaa
Nov 19 2005 12:14AM
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eheath
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"tom cruize is in the closet, and he wont come out, and the i PULL OUT MAW GUNN!" "OH NO!!!"
Nov 19 2005 12:17AM
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eheath
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"1, im gonna shot the closet, 2 you better open that closes, 3."
Nov 19 2005 12:17AM
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table_top08
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that episode is def great "Tom Cruise will not come out of the closet"
Nov 19 2005 12:58AM
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P-JO
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It's awesome because South Park continues to amaze me every epidsode. I can't wait until the next one.
Nov 19 2005 2:05AM
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eheath
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Yeah they seem to take it to the next level every time, they are gonna get sued sometime.
Nov 19 2005 2:31AM
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P-JO
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haha.. I've sure they have already been sued numerous times. Why else would the show be on at 10 at comedty central. I'd say its more offensive than family guy even.
Nov 19 2005 2:41AM
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yellav
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were gonna sue you! you cant make fun of our religion like that! yeah were gonna sue you!! haha i love south park
Nov 19 2005 10:16AM
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mammothpunks
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in the credits, every name is either john smith or jane smith. they got no one to sue cause no ones in the credits!
Nov 19 2005 12:12PM
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Matty.
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Haha! Damn I missed it, just like every new episode...but how does South Park manage to get away with so much stuff? Family Guy got banned and they don't take things half as far as South Park.
Nov 19 2005 12:15PM
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yellav
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haha holy shit i was wondering why it said that!! hahahahaha!!
Nov 19 2005 12:24PM
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J.D.
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Fox vs. Comedy Central.
Nov 19 2005 12:45PM
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bp.lando
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That was an amzing one. really steped it up. cant wait fo next week
Nov 19 2005 1:14PM
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SeanB
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fuck I love that show man, it's so damn funny as it is but the social commentary aspect of the show is brilliant.
Nov 19 2005 2:10PM
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highfive
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hahah great episode... All you need to be enlightened is... $240!
Nov 19 2005 2:50PM
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Turisti
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word :D
Nov 19 2005 3:31PM
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spen-cer
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haha
Nov 19 2005 3:38PM
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g-punit*steezer
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John Travolta: "OH my gawd is this where he is, is this him? OH ma gawd"
Nov 19 2005 3:55PM
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proZach
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i didn't realize that was the reason. that's mad funny. i can't believe i didn't pick up on that...
Nov 19 2005 4:37PM
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g-punit*steezer
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are scientologists known for suing or what? cos the episode wasnt that offensive
Nov 19 2005 6:36PM
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(Jonesy)
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r. kelly was fucking hilarious.
"some out the closet or i'm gonna cap this bitch"
Nov 19 2005 8:37PM
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cjb1776
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The R. Kelly part was amazing. Matt and Trey are the best T.V. show makers of all time
Nov 19 2005 8:49PM
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MALONE
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sue ME!
Nov 19 2005 9:35PM
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EastcoastAR5
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B E S T-P A R T
scientology guy-alright now if you are gonna be part of the religon you have to know the seceret truth...would you like to know the seceret truth?
mr marsh-stan would you liek to hear the seceret truth (in a really bored voice)
stan-ohh ok i guess
scientology guy-ok mr.marsh im gonna have to ask you to leave, this is very top seceret.
mr.marsh- ahhhhhhhh Rats.
Nov 19 2005 11:04PM
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jflo453
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rkelly- .....now im in the closet toooooo
Nov 19 2005 11:52PM
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eheath
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"Park county police have decided to try a different method...."

*rkelly in front of the closet*

rkelly-"Now, i've been asked to come up here, to get you both outa the closet. Man, this is some crazy shit, why dont you both come out of the closet and they said..."

J travolta and T cruize-"We're not comin out the closet, so you can just go away..."

rkelly-"But everyone you outa the closet..."

J travolta and T cruize-"But it doesnt matter cause were gonna stay..."

rkelly-"Now im startin to get angry, so i PULL OUT MAW GUN!"

everyone-"AHHHHH"

rkelly-"Im gonna give you the count of three to open this closet door. One, im gonna shoot you both, two, im gonna cap some bitch, three..."

*door opens and rkelly walks in*

rkelly-"Now im in the closet...now im in the closet too..."
Nov 20 2005 12:04AM
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bp.lando
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SNL is ripping south park off so bad. so un orginal pissing me off.
Nov 20 2005 12:38AM
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