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How to deal with idiot kids
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Today, I'm out at one of the crappy local places with my school's ski team (I wouldn't have gotten even close to as many days in without it, plus we spend most of the time hiking the kicker) and these snowboarders who couldn't have been older than 10 were riding the chair behind me screaming 'Yeah man, look at that jump man', 'Yeah man, look at those rocks man!', or something 'Yeah Man!' in front of it with the most a-fucking-noying voices you'll ever hear. So I wait at the top, and I told them 'Dude, calm down, you're pissing a bunch of people off'. These little brats say some shit claiming how they're awesome and that I couldn't pull half the shit they can and dissed skiing as a whole. I skied away, but they decided to follow me and piss me off the whole time. I expect that they'll be there again next time I'm there. What should I do to them to smack some sense into these punkass biznatches? I was thinking something along the lines of claiming they stole my skis, lifting one of them up by the shirt and scraming at them. Any other ideas?
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Ignore them.
Or piss in their boots.
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mkay this is what you do... go there and see if they keep doin the 'hey man' thing or whatever, then tell them to stop it at the top like you did. if they diss skiing again just ignore it and go skiing, if they follow you then ski kinda fast so they kinda follow you then hide in a tree or someplace where they cant see you, then when they pass come out of the hidin place and ski behind them, then ski rite over them, push them, hit them with your poles, what have you.. thats my solution. have fun!!!
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yeah beat up on 10 year olds, thats cool. just ignore them, everyones annoying when theyre young anyways.
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kick the fucking shit out of them, who cares if they are ten? you'll be doing them a favor
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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Let them bring injury upon themselves.
ie; fuck up the lip of the jump so it kicks you weird and tell them to hit it if they're so good. That... would teach them a lesson.
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In any normal context i'd tell you to crucify them... but seeing as they are only then... Just call them fags spray them with snow push them over or something and maybe punch them in the head. Then throw down a D-Spin 1440 to Risky Flip over a 200 foot table
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i woud just go into some crazy logic and resoning shit... it elps with younger people,or it has with me
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just beat the shit out of them, take their wallets and then piss on them
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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just get them to hit the kicker and then school their asses!
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when someone says jump, what do you say to them nowadays? how high? how stylie? which spine? which cliff? be specific damn it!
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you have poles for a reason. beat their asses to a pulp. little shits like that get so cocky because people like you are too much of a pussy to put em in their place. a little shit is still a shit. fuck em up but not too badly.
if some kid harrased me once or twice i'd let it slide. thrice they die.
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Yeah i hate little idiot shit talking kids. There are way to many here on NS !! - found another little idiot kid today. ms1260 1005 total ass fucker!!! This pre-schooler doesn't like hip hop and apparently according to him if you like hip hope your a fucker/fuckhead
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if theyre old enough to talk shit, theyre old enough to get boot fucked
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Why not invite them to hit your kicker, that usually sort things out. And in this case when lucky enough to have them following you, take a trip off bounds and bring them to a place that they have to walk or climb up again.
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beat the living shit out of them unless they are way to young then you pay a younger kid to beat them up
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Its your JOB as an older citezen of (where ever u live) to kick the shit out of them so that they are not a menace to society. since theyre boarders, ski up behind them and push one of em over so they eat shit.Then come up behind the next one and shove the handle of your pole into his little stomach. then theyll be too scared to be idiots. ;)
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I personaly like to do things that wil just piss off the kids even more, but not harm them, that way they get really fired up. What i have learnd to do if som joey ass is fallowing you is just eather pick up one of your skis, and drop only the tail into the snow. if your going at a high rate of speed, it will throw up a roost of snow and ice that will blind the little bitchs. (its a trick once prefectid will work well (esnt that what twins are for?)) eather do that or sit on your poles, eather way will leave the punks with bloody faces.
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knock their bitch asses out, and then piss in their mouths while taking a dump on their chests
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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like somebody else said, little kids are always retarded. i remember when i was about their age i broke a glass bottle with my pole cause i was fucking retarded then, and some older kid came and just screamed at me, kinda put my in line. just scared me a little bit. that's all you gotta do
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at my mountain the little snowboards respectus cause we respect them.........but thoes damn racer fucks dont knwo thier shit, so you gotta go start shit, dont hurt them
just a push and large empty threats to scare them, and if that doesnt work try doin stuff to piss them off, like while their at lunch move thier boards on the rack so htey cant finsd them, and leave notes in blood, kill thier mothers or anyhting to that extent
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man schlonginater dont make up shit like that. sure, i made fun of your queer ass basketball picture in the 'jumps' section, but thats it. you tried telling me that 'hip hop was the music of newschoolers so start respecting the real skiers' or somethign gay, and all i said was that the music tastes on this website are very diverse. i even used that fucking word, and i never said i didnt like hip hop, i like swollen members and underground shit like that, not dmx and ja rule. i feel like i have typed thissomewhere else...maybe like...oh in that message i sent to you, shitfuck. get your words straight and dont try making shit up to earn your respect
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it's all about the satire. so do what they do to you, and ask them if they wanna play shadow and talk about how ballet skiing's ill and how they can't pull half the shit you can. honestly, sometimes pre-teens have to know that they're not the coolest people in the world
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how about you lewer them into a van with candy, and...btw i was totally joking.
just threatn them a little...
Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
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Take them into the woods and rape them in the asshole
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or u could give thier boards a big core shot when theyre eating....
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u sound like u r complaning/ its sounds like u r mad at them/ it sounds like they got in yor hed/ thats wat ther suppose to do/ they wanted u to get worked up and u r/ so just chill and if they say gay shyt/ take ther snobrod offf ther feet and send it dwn the mtn
am i suppose to write sumtihng cool here
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YOU ARE, i get a fucking headache just from reading your posts.
fuck their mothers while they watch and cry like whiny bitches
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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