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CHILD OF GOD hahaha

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Tw1nT1ps
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
say you were dating this hot chick, every thing is going great in this relationship... but maybe 2 months 3 months she starts bring up god and how she sees angles and god brought you together and she is hardcore religious, would you break up with her...god this god that god this god that

to me i dont think i could deal with god, hahaha yeah id break up with her.. religion gets annoying after a while
Nov 17 2005 8:04PM
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lalalalaura
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At least she didn't try to tell you that the only reason there are no dinosaurs among us today, are because Noah couldn't fit them onto the ark. Be thankful.
Nov 17 2005 8:05PM
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Ruski
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^haha yeah really
Nov 17 2005 8:07PM
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spin
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shes just getting you ready to drop the "Immaculate Conception" bomb on ya. your about to end up with baby jesus on your hands. and geuss what. hes gonna be mexican.
Nov 17 2005 8:20PM
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sniper_6
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i dated this religious girl like 2 years ago, if theyre abstinant, you aint gonna change them. im friends with her and we were recently having a discussion and i was like "what about evolution. it seems pretty obvious" and she said, quite seriously i might add, "it all started with adam and eve but god put signs of evolution on earth to trick us.
Nov 17 2005 8:23PM
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Timmy_G
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shes gotta be a virgin. FUCK THAT SHIT
Nov 17 2005 8:30PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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if your getting some pink than its all good
Nov 17 2005 8:45PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
un educated
Nov 17 2005 8:46PM
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oakjewlery
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fuck morals
Nov 17 2005 8:48PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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i have had a girl break up to me because her youth group at church didnt think i had a strong enough relationship with God.
Nov 17 2005 8:50PM
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Aenigma
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Here's a good one for you guys....one of my friends got dumped by her boyfriend a while back and he had one HELL(pardon the terrible pun) of a reason for it.....God was jealous of their relationship! I personally wouldn't get too wrapped up with a religious person just because I'm not a big fan of religion, but if you can handle it by all means go for it.
Nov 17 2005 9:06PM
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timmi
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hahaha. owned.
that was a good one
Nov 17 2005 9:17PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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un educated
Nov 17 2005 9:28PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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thats a little scary. im not a fan of religion.
Nov 17 2005 9:30PM
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1080ski
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haha nice, im guessint you read in the time of the butterflies (shitty book huh?)
Nov 17 2005 9:40PM
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timmi
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"my friend did that to her mom. mom, what would you say if i was blessed to bear the child of god." "WHO THE FUCKS THE FATHER!"
Nov 17 2005 10:21PM
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whattheshit
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yea be careful she probably is pro-lifer.
Nov 17 2005 10:26PM
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k_Boss957
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id be like bitch god gave me a penis and you a vagina for a reason to perform sex so now pull down your pants bend over and let the magic begin
Nov 17 2005 10:40PM
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k_Boss957
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cool
Nov 18 2005 3:18PM
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eastcoastcavvy
Posts: 287 - Karma: 10
i'm sorry
Nov 18 2005 3:22PM
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i_ski_switch
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hahahha thats a new one
Nov 18 2005 3:58PM
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skiierman
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Wow, the most religious person I've met was my friend on soccer who is Mormon. Seriously, a person who doesn't believe in evolution should really, really think seriously for a while about taking a rope and hanging themselves.
Nov 18 2005 4:08PM
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k_Boss957
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my aunt is mormon i dont like her
Nov 18 2005 4:21PM
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Scottness
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I believe in evolution...but I also believe in creation. I don't see how they can't coexist. God created us/nature/etc. and we have evolved (science/technology/etc.). But as far as evolution goes, scientist disprove their own theory, because the 2nd law of Thermal Dynamics is that all matter is in a constant state of decay!

Sorry to get all exhaustive on you, years of study has been compiled into that paragraph.
Nov 18 2005 4:52PM
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SeanB
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the REAL reason there are no dinosaurs is because Peter Griffin touches himself at night
Nov 18 2005 6:41PM
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bmxican_89
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yeah im definately gonna agree with gotama and go with "uneducated". no intelligent christian would ever say that. its rediculous.
Nov 18 2005 7:08PM
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skiierman
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Naw it's ok you said all that because it was an intelligent post and there's nothing bad about that. But you do know that a religious person that solely believes in creation from a higher power (aka God) wouldn't either accept the idea of the 2ond Law of Thermal Dynamics... I think because it uses science as a basis.
Nov 18 2005 9:46PM
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n.i.c.k.
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All of these "relayionship advice" threads are getting really annoying.
Nov 18 2005 10:04PM
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