Holy Cheat! Scandalous!

(READ THIS WHILE LISTENING TO G. LOVE & SPECIAL SAUCE-MILK AND CEREAL)


Hi, I go to Pentucket High School in W. Newbury,Massachusetts. About a week ago a massive cheating scandal came upon my humble educational facility. A big World History Exam was scheduled the end of the quarter. It was told this would play a huge part in our quarter's adverage. We were told a week prior to the test. It covered all sorts of material about Nazi's and Trenchfoot and other things that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
We'll there is a class called "Co-Op" where students help out teachers with menial tasks such as organizing papers and copying them. The school system being as smart as they are( do you know my school has a 1.2 million dollar debt because of bad budgeting?) said that no student in co-op could help teachers of there own class. Well they didnt figure that these students would be in the copy room at the same time during this class. So a Co-Op student secretely swipes a copy of the exam while the history teachers Co-Op students is out for a pee. She mass distributes the test to about 40 or so students. After the test was taken and I was able to forget about Smelly Fenchmen and Africans being opressed, The teacher made the annoucement that a huge cheating scandal had taken place. Wow! this is bigger than sliced bread! nobody ever cheats at pentucket *sarcasm alert*.A parent had called in enraged and gave the name of the girl at the head of the cheating ring. In honor of this person valent efforts she was suspened for 5 days and recieved a zero on the test. BUT THATS NOT ALL! about 20 other kids were suspened and recieved zeros because the leader of the cheating cartel ratted them out! Also yet another bonus to this is that everyone got to retake the test! Wahoo more history to study! Well then next week while my history teacher was being emo about the event he distributed the test once again. In the end I recieved a WAY high grade than that of the original test. So I'm thanking the teachers and the fact that I'm a socail outcast and didnt recieve a copy of the test. And thats my story.