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Sex with a vampire

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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I just found out last night that my girlfriend thinks shes a vampire. sex with vampires is definitly awesome. except for th sideeffects

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Nov 17 2005 2:41PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
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Nov 17 2005 2:41PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Its just a hickey. Buck up. Guys give them to girls all the time, but when the girl does it back, the guy bitches about it.
Nov 17 2005 2:42PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Well... The first one looks like a hickey... not so much the second one. Weird.
Nov 17 2005 2:43PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
hahaha, a friend of mine once woke up with a full hickey necklace. it was funny as hell, because we were lifeguards at the time.
Nov 17 2005 2:45PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
im definitly not bitching and yes they are hickeys.

the reason im saying shes a vampire is because she said and I quote "im a vampire, seriously" a couple of times and she was sucking my neck saying "dont worry I wont bite you"
Nov 17 2005 2:49PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
Thats weird. Uh. Way weird.
Nov 17 2005 2:51PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahaha im a vampire, seriously
Nov 17 2005 2:52PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
wow if you are going for the trailer park look, you pulled it off!
Nov 17 2005 2:52PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
yes it is.
Nov 17 2005 2:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
at least she was on your neck and not on your dick. id be frightened if a girl was giving me head and she told me she was a vampire
Nov 17 2005 3:05PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I wasnt
Nov 17 2005 3:06PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
uhh is this ur first expierences or what? cuz thats a natural thing ;)
Nov 17 2005 3:22PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
a girl telling you shes a vampire is a natural thing?
Nov 17 2005 3:25PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
i fuck vampires all the time....

peace
Nov 17 2005 3:50PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
t-man that can't be your neck, I thought you were black?!
Nov 17 2005 4:01PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
im half black.

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Nov 17 2005 4:07PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
There you go, I can't get enough of that pic.
Nov 17 2005 4:43PM
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-LineDarkside-
Posts: 359 - Karma: 10
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thats hilarious. And t-man your not half black thats called paki.
Nov 17 2005 5:26PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
I'm half black too
Nov 17 2005 5:40PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
one time i got a neck full of hickey, so i gave that bitch right back, but she got fired from her job for it and I won.
Nov 17 2005 5:41PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i wonder what half of you though it would be cool to wear that shardy ass necklace? im guessing your white side.
Nov 17 2005 5:45PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
vampire sex is legit w/ humans, its when you mix vamps and wearwulfs you have a problem.
Nov 17 2005 5:48PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
yeah those "wearwulfs"...gotta watch out for them
Nov 17 2005 7:37PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
dam that would sux
Nov 17 2005 7:46PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
i dunno if youre joking or whatever, but fucking, i hate all those goth kids who are like "im a vampire, i like blood" and shit.
Nov 17 2005 7:48PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
man, every single person in this thread should download "My girlfriend is a vampire " by the Planet Smashers immediatly. Fuck, it's so rad.

do it do it do it. You won't regret it.
Nov 17 2005 8:00PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
lol word. I got one of those on the bottom of the shaft part of my dick cause her hands were a little rough. When i woke up the next day i started laughing so hard when i first noticed. For some reason i thought it was hilarious
Nov 17 2005 8:07PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Seriously, what is the deal with the women in your life? Are they all crazy?
Nov 17 2005 8:15PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
lol I was asking myself the same question.
Nov 17 2005 8:45PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
FUCK YES
Nov 17 2005 9:27PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
DO IT DO IT DO IT!
Nov 17 2005 9:28PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
do you still have the one with alot of hair? that was a funny one too
Nov 17 2005 9:42PM
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justanotherskier
Posts: 593 - Karma: 11
best fukin band ever
Nov 17 2005 9:45PM
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Ace3+4
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 50
doing it
Nov 17 2005 9:57PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
hahaha, that was perfect. you got owned dude.
Nov 17 2005 10:01PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
kill yourself
Nov 17 2005 10:15PM
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bueyan
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 34
hahahahahahahahaha i love it
Nov 17 2005 11:59PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
thats probably the supidest, most ignorant retarded thing i've ever heard. get a fuckin life dude seriously
Nov 18 2005 12:15AM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
haha one of my friends woke up one morning after fuckin some chick with bite marks in his shoulder.
Nov 18 2005 12:17AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
ewww does she have a garlic breath?
Nov 18 2005 12:20AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
half black?


slut mother or slave driver father?
Nov 18 2005 12:42AM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
... holy shit... he's back

I'll be on NS a lot more now haha
Nov 18 2005 12:45AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I watched some vampire porno movie at like 1 in the morning a couple weeks ago on tv.
Nov 18 2005 1:56AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
ok. yesterday I was kind of weirded out by her being a vampire but after tonight i decided shes hot enough and good enough for me to put up with her "im a vampire" and her "I have 2 hearts, a regular one and a black one."
Nov 18 2005 5:15AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
umm ok thats getting weird man
Nov 18 2005 8:42AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
yeah thats really strange, next time you see her throw some garlic at her and dunk her in a babtimisnal font and see what happens
Nov 18 2005 11:26AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
jab that cross into her black heart and kill darkness off
Nov 18 2005 2:03PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
tell her your into "skin thereapy" and give her a facial, tell her it will make her skin soft. bite my neck...butter your face
Nov 18 2005 5:16PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
kinky
Nov 18 2005 9:51PM
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