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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
This site is so sweet. Goto it if you have time to waste.

www.shoppingcartabuse.com

If you have other good sites please add them


If god can do anything can he make a chili pepper so hot he can't eat it?
MISS Urine Tester USA '02-T-Shirt someone in Japan was wearing not knowing what it meant (www.engrish.com)
Dec 17 2002 7:36PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
www.ebaumsworld.com
www.ratemypoo.com
www.spikything.com
www.fuckwindows.com
www.kleukluxklan.com

those are all pretty entertaining



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Save the Trees, and Smoke them.
-Official Slogan of the Democratic Party

Dec 17 2002 9:19PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
consumptionjunction.com
homestarrunner.com


Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
Jesusjr.com
The day isn't complete without a good texan checkin' session
Wasted State Represent!!
I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Dec 17 2002 10:02PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
www.goatse.cx
www.tubgirl.com
www.lemonparty.org
Dec 17 2002 11:27PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
actually dont go to any of those.. just send them to people and their reactions are funny.
Dec 17 2002 11:30PM
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oldskoolernewschoolin
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
i got i real funny one for people who like to make fun of the mentally challanged....
http://sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf
Dec 18 2002 12:35AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
http://www.dms100.org/worksucks

har har, funny :-)
-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
Dec 18 2002 12:52AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
andy, it didnt load for me.. for this i am glad in a way, cuz i dont trust you with web sites since you goatse (sp) me last time, and you made me go to tubgirl.com.
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Sam

ASW Street Team :: N. West

www.actionsportsworld.net
Dec 18 2002 1:21AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
naked chicks with huge breasts that want your cock
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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
Dec 18 2002 4:01AM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com


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'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
Dec 18 2002 9:37AM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
for those of u that like ninjas, this site is for u: www.realultimatepower.net
Dec 18 2002 10:00AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
www.seanbaby.com
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-Dan
'What did you do tonight?'
'Drank'
Dec 18 2002 11:47AM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
What?!?! this is by far the funniest websit i have seen in a long time!

www.maddox.xmission.com

Its pretty much a college kid bitching about:
women
Geeks
Kids
Rice Rockets
Old People
Fat People
And just about every other minority out there! its very funny
'about 15-20 minutes after i'd started pushing, the thing came out of my ass. I felt so relieved i started to cry. now here's the funny part. Because the shit was so hard and so big, after it was out my body went into shock. I turned all clamy, my clothes and my body were soaked in sweat, and i started to shiver and spasm uncontrollably. I just sat back on the pot and decided to wait it out. I sat on the fuckign toilet for over an hour with sweat forming a puddle on the floor, and me feeling like i'd been shoved under snow with no clothes on.' Crystaline Skier
Dec 18 2002 2:15PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
www.stoned.com
|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'cjt1o8o:
i like blink 182 there hardkore'
Dec 18 2002 10:00PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
'Even if combines aren't used to harvest your food, you think that buying fruits and vegetables (organic or otherwise) is any better? How do you think they get rid of bugs that eat crops in large fields? You think they just put up signs and ask parasites to politely go somewhere else? Actually, I wouldn't put that suggestion past you hippies.'

And Just when i thought Maddox couldn't get much better, he outdoes himself yet again...
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Dec 18 2002 10:35PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
www.brodysxtremesounds.com


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Dec 18 2002 11:00PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
aww, i heard about goatse, but i dont really wanna see it



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Save the Trees, and Smoke them.
-Official Slogan of the Democratic Party

Dec 19 2002 4:53PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
yah i don't remember goatc's site address..but like i saw the top..and all i saw was like a naked guy from head to top of asshole...didn't want to see the rest. but i iked it.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Dec 19 2002 5:06PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
DONT CLICK!!!!!




-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
Dec 19 2002 5:24PM
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