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Cheating Methods. What works and what doesnt?
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My spansh teacher gave us all the questions to the test tomorrow but i cant bring myself to get off ns and study what are some good ways to cheat?
Thanks
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dude the easiest way, as mentioned above, is to just make a small cheat sheet. keep it in your pocket till test time, then remove it, and place it on your lap underneath the end of your shirt, or you can sit on it. just move it when the teach is not looking so you can read answers. when you are done with it make sure to shred it and throw it out, or swallow it. i have used this method numerous amounts of times, and am yet to get caught. its very basic and easy. avoid the complicated ways of cheating because they will probably take too much effort and be too obvious.
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just sit next to someone smart, and walk up to give your test back, but glance at the answers on other kids tests then just cruise back and do it all over
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i have the best technique, ive used it before. Get a microphone for your computer, read your notes onto your computer, convert them to mp3. put them on your mp3 player. no only does it work good for studying but you can listen to some "tunes" during the test
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dood, your fucked if you have a strict dress code and a dood walks around looking at everything, i don't know why you would even ask, and since this might be the day later, but im to lazy to read when this started, how did you do on the test, and did you try and cheat, spill it
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usualy i just tell her to fuck off and mind her own buisness...
telling her that you were with the girl and you and her are just friends DOSENT WORK. DEINY EVERYTHING.
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Ok I read all of the above and knoticed what you said about having a strict dress code. If your dress code is white shirts and tie then this can help. First you could print a small cheat sheet and stick it in the back of your tie. When you get into the test you can flip it around and look at it and if he sees you just lean back and adjust your tie as if it was annoying you.
Another way to beat the dress code is have the person in front of you (if he/she is wearing a white dress shirt) tape the answers under their shirt on their back. When the test comes you simple poke their back and they slouch their back and lean back to press their shirt up against the sheet, when the teacher walsk around they can straighten up their back and learn forward to slacken the shirt so you can't see the sheet. This might work, not sure how well tho.
If there is a girl in front of you that you know with long hair get her to ware her hair downa nd tape it to her shirt up by the collar under her hair. Again when you need answers just poke their back and ger her to move her hair to the side for a second. Lets hope you don't have rats in your class.
Finally you can take a waterbottle and coat it in stickers. Have one sticker that has paper on one side. If this is your sticker |.| |.| the part with the "." is the stick part, the rest is paper. This way it creats a tab to haul back when needed. Under the tab you would have your cheat sheets placed.
Hope some of these help, if all else fails cram the night before.
-aaron
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well alot of jackets have the hidden pocket on the sleve, i usually just type some small font and stick it in there for the test.
back in HS i had a Timex watch that could store data like contacts and phone numbers. i would put vocab words in and jsut scroll on my watch, shit was fucking sweet.
ipod can use .txt files, so u can view them during the test.
graphing calc are also a good source for inputting data during a test.
write on ur arm, wear sleaves.
sit in the back and keep notes out u type.
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best one ever if you have a tie and its black on the back just write it in black marker and you just adjust your tie to see what the answers are when they are reflected...if that doesnt work then take the cheat sheet and tape it to your wrist on one side or the other it doesnt really i would go with the right are im your righty and when the teacher walks away just look at the answers through the whole in the dress shirt where the buttons go...as for answers just write them on your fingernails no one can tell trust me on that one
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I use that one, it works every time. Arrive early though
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type up the answers really small and tape them to the side of a nalgene which you just keep on your desk.
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i do that every time, works so good.
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write on the inside of your arm and wear a long sleeved shirt
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okay for 3 years now in spanish i've been doing the same thing.. you print out the answers on a regular size piece of paper so thats its very easy to read. You then set your backpack up next to u so that the paper can easily lie on top of your books. during the test simply put your backpack next to yo and if he comes by u can jus close it over(zip up like each side so that just the top is open)
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mabye since you are so fucking dump you should just study fag, and stop making up shit on NS to make you self seem cool
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writing answers in your graphics calc or spell checker works. copying off friends doesn't.
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yeah in latin i leave my book open in my backpack so i can look down and get all the vocab words
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i do that all the time with verb conjugations in spanish, works like a charm. AR on my left, IR/ER on my right lol
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get one of those color tinted folder, have ur answers aimed in towards the cover, lay it on the ground, look at it from there
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write stuff on your ankels and cross you legs so your ankel rests on your lap
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My friends and I use their Nintendo DS's and pictochat (wireless chat from across the room). Leave it on your lap and you're set. My teacher doesn't pay attention at all though, so becareful with other teachers.
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Get your friend in front of you to stick the sheet with answers under his shoes so when the teacher aint looking he just has to rest his feet on his toes (?dunno how to say it..) so you can see under his shoes...that works and when the teacher's coming, he just puts his whole feet on the ground.
Or another which is simple, you write in on a cue card and put the card into your pencilcase. when needing for an answer, just go in your pensilcase and get an eraser/leads/whatever...
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If you are allowed backpacks all you do is leave your backpack or other suitable thingy by the side of your desk. just leave it part way open so it doesn't look suspicious and put the cheat sheet so it sticks out. I ahve to give 1080grinder credit for that. He did on a drivers ed test about three times.
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yea dude, thats what i mentioned. works good im most classes except the bitches who dont allow mp3 players...
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yeah i remember that, i got 100%
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i will use the backpack thing or just look at the person next to me
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Heres what this one kid did with his ipod. Copy a sound file of all the answers and such onto your ipod. Cut a hole in the hood just big enough for one ear piece. Make sure its low so you dont have to put the hood on all the way. Put the ipod in your pockect and through the hoody and wala. Cheat away
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slut
I never cheat except on physics tests... my calculator has a text editor so I just type all the formulas in there and reference them as needed. There's no way to tell.
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I standby both of these methods. They have helped me numerous, numerous times in the past.
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yeah or just change the name of the song to the answer and act like your changeing songs
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this kid in my school got so good at cheating, he made up his own letters, so he just writes like paragraphs on his arms, people think he's a weird shit, but he's the one gettin 100's on his tests
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i have successfully, numerous times, recorded all the answers to a test onto my mp3 player then switched to earbud headphones and run them through the hood of a sweatshirt... sometimes i even bob my head to give the impression i'm rock out for concentration but really i'm listen to myself talk.
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writte the answers on your undershirt then during the test just take a peak
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that works like a charm. I've used that method for many a test.
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i use this everytime i need to cheat on a test thats multi choice..(a,b,c,..) type the answeres in columns of 10 and have it in ur pocket, and have just the first half of the sheet sticking out, then when ur done with that half, flip the paper around and u can see the other half of the answers... works everytime
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ahah! i have good memories of mass cheating in some end of year exam at my school. bout 5 or 6 guys tried to go out at the same time all with textbooks "hidden" under their shirts. a bit too obvious hahaha.
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The water bottle works wonder, the Ipod is the best, like literally unbeatable, cus u can use it and if a teach get suspicious, just press menu like 4 times and they will never be able to find anything. But usually by taking the time to look up the shit and put it on the sheet, you usually learn the material anyways.
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write down all the questions you dont understand on a pice of paper....where shorts the next day or the day of the test....wrap the piece of paper around your leg and when the teachers not looking slide up your shorts...it worked everytime for me in soc 10
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wear shitty jeans and almost cut a square out at the quad muscle but leave one side attached. sew the paper, or cloth with writing on it on the inside of your jeans, then clothes pin the jean flap down on top. open it up for a peak everyonce and awhile.
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Yeah, I've done that... it works, and im a guy.
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it still works if ur a guy.....just then the teacher would look gay
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here is a really good one i just came up with for finals - wear earbuds under a had with the wires tucked up and coming right down the back into a sweatshirt and the just record your notes onto an mp3 player and listen during the test...
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little stash pocket on the sleve, great for a note sheet.
watch where u can input data.
calculator
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yeah on my samsung you can do that too
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if u have an ipod write the awnsers in note pad then just have ipod in pocket pull it out and whala the anwsers
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I used to cheat on english definition tests by writing the answets on the label of my powerade bottle. (i had a drink in classes everyday) and I would turn the bottle towards me with the peeled over label. worked great for me. Then he caught on one day but oh well he is gay and I didnt take his bullshit.
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I used to cheat on english definition tests by writing the answets on the label of my powerade bottle. (i had a drink in classes everyday) and I would turn the bottle towards me with the peeled over label. worked great for me. Then he caught on one day but oh well he is gay and I didnt take his bullshit.
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Sit next to a smart friend or write the answers in the calculator
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how do u do that...ive always seen it there but cant write shit in it
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