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Cheating Methods. What works and what doesnt?
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My spansh teacher gave us all the questions to the test tomorrow but i cant bring myself to get off ns and study what are some good ways to cheat?
Thanks
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^^ sorry i dint use the search bar my bad
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well, you probably just typed that, okay follow these steps veeery carefully:
1.go get a pen
2.get the paper with the questions
3.place the pen tip on your arm/hand
4.write the question, and then the answer under it.
5.wear a longsleeve shirt tomorrow but claim that its really hot out.
now i know thats really hard, but just try to work it out.
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ya that works well...or wear a zip up hoodie and place the cheat sheet like inside it so when you look down your able to see it
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we have a really strict drees code at my school and we arent allowed to roll up our sleves
tie and shirt all day it sucks
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the easiest way to cheat is to make a cheat sheet, but use an entire normal sized sheet of paper. you let it lie on your desk with your test and no one will even get suspicious. unless youre all sketchy about it
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thats ballsy but the results are great
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Type all the answers up on your computer, and either:
a)print it out in 6 or 8 point font
b)put it on your ipod
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this fucker walks around my classroom the whole time
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Write the answers on your desk with a pencil really small (if you have light colored desks.) Then when your done with the test, just erase it.
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i usually put in on a little cue card then i just sit on it and open up my legs when i want to look at it
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print on a peice of paper in arial font then print off. then photocopy. shrink to a square on the borderline of not being albe to read the font.
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leave like a textbook sitting on the table closed. Then type out your information really small and put it on like the bottom of the book.
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if you're a girl, write the answers on your upper inside of your theigh, and then wear a skirt. you can look down and be as obvious as you want, as long as you have a guy for a teacher. then if he looks down to see what you're doing, you can blame him for looking up your skirt, then he can get in trouble and they'll have no way to prove you're cheating, without admitting they were looking at your crotch. then they will get in a lot more trouble then you.
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do what i said above, but dont even take the sheet out from under your test. just press down on your test paper and you can see right through it and read the cheat sheet below it, and no one will EVER notice.
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you can store notes on ipods, thats what i use.
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sit next to an asian student, or if you lack one, the most industrious, studious kid in class
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just leave your notebook on the floor and then open it thats what i always do
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damn thats good shit..so riskay tho
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wear two shirts, write all the answers on an index card and tape it to the inside bottom edge ofthe outer shirt. then all you have to do is flip up the bottom 2 inches of the outer one there are your answers
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flip up the bottom part of what?
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ipod notes. best invention ever
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dude make a cheat sheet, then when it comes timeto use it you will remember most of it anyway, becasue you have to look up the answers to make the sheet. Otherwise, do the full sheet thing, and make sure it is lined up when he comes around, and write the answers along the edge, so you only have to slide it out like 1/4 of an inch to see them.
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if your allowed to take a piss durnin the test, just write everythin on a small sheet of paper, and then ask to go take a leak have a check the list then go back and it should be somewhat fresh in the memory
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This works so well. You write the answers upside down on your chest. Then when you need some answerin, you merely take your shirt up to your nose like your scratchin your nose, and look down on your chest. Be descreet and it works.
Another way is put answers or something that has answers on it in your binder so a corner sticks out the end of the binder. put your binder on the ground instead of in your backpack. Make sure the answers are on the corner but not facing up, then if you need answers you shuffle your feet on your binder and turn the corner upwards.
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Study really hard, go in ace test nuff said
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Oh another good one is to type the answers really small, and print it out. Cut out the peice of paper so its fortune cookie size, and take apart a pen or mechanical penicil. Then wrap the paper around the pen or mech. pencil inside and take it out when you need it in a test.
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get a clear plastic pen....print the answers real small like...the put that sheet of paper on the inside of the clear pen and just write away....or i heard of people bringin water bottles to SATs and the water like magnified the answers of the person next to them so they just did that
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ya but i cant get off ns that where the whole thing started
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get a binder with a transparent cover, then print out a full page cheat sheet and put it under the cover of the binder, close the binder and leave it on the floor so you can see through it.
what i did once that was pretty fucked up was voice record key points onto my mp3. I had like 4 tracks, each on a different topic. then, i sat in a spot so that the teachers desk faced my left side, and my right side faced the wall. I put one earphone in the right ear and it was great. usually if i need to cheat ill just make a cheatsheet in size 8 font and stick it in the sleeve. then i just pull it into my palm when i need it. i just cheat when i really have no time to study or if the material is gay. id reccommend studying but if you cant then cheat, good luck man
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wow you gus are all either genious for thinking of this stuff or idiots for using it
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best way to cheat ever, but you need to be able to have a bottle of water out on your dest.
step 1. print out a very small cheat sheet with everything you need
step 2. drink half of the bottle of water
step 3. place the cheat sheet inside of the label around the bottle or take off the label and glue/tape the sheet to the label then replace. make sure the water is under the label so you can read the answers threw the bottle.
best way ever
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I had a test today, and right before the test i opened up my book, whipped out my camera fone and 16 pictures of paragraphs in the book that would help me. Then opened my phone up in my lap, and when i needed answers just shuffled through my pic library real fast and got the answers straight out of the book. It was genious.
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^it worked too if you couldnt have guessed. Only got one wrong.
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the trouble comes when its time to hand the test in. you are fucked if the teacher comes around and collects them.
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just study you moron, do you know how dumb you are?
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^pretty fucking dumb i would have to say
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most people that cheat are very dumb at all, just lazy
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or you could be to lazy to cheat, like me, in which case you'd just fail... but hey, failing builds character.
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ok well thsi is the way i personaly like to do it
#1 wrtite the questions on ur legg at about ur caff
#2 when u dont egt a question just "scratch" ur leg and by scratch i mean look at the awnsers.
and no one can see them cuzz ur pnats cover them
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if you have a graphing calculator just type in all of the answers into a program file. itll only work for thing involving math tho
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put the sheet of shit in ur desk if ur sittin in the back and ur teacher cant c ur desk...
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most of the cheating in our country is at ivy league schools
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in middle school spanish wed just dump our binders out on teh floor and spread all our papers out around our desk, worked like a charm. i doubt your teacher is as stupid as mine though, and may actually notice..
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It's times like this i wish i didn't have a penis...
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you cant get off ns to study for something real and important in life...hmm
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Alright both of these ways works perfectly and you will never get caught.
First, if you have a lot of writing, type it all out and print it in small font. Take a waterbottle that you buy in stores like crystal geyser or whatever(one that has a removable layer on the outside that has the name, and everything else on it.) Take the little later and detach it from the sticky part, be careful and sure not to tear it all the way around. After youve unstuck it, slide it to the very end and place the paper facing towards the inside of the water bottle and close the paper again and it will stick just like new. You can fit multiple pieces in there as well so can get a lot of paper. Go to class with half a water bottle, take drinks and look inside it while you drink or just keep it on your table.
The other way works if you have like the answers to a test. Take a gumwrapper and take the gum out. Write all the answers on the inside of the gumwrapper, put the gum back, put it in the case and take it out during test. Chew the gum and you can use the sheet. Its better than paper because if a teacher sees it you can crumple it up and throw it away just looks like gumwrapper.
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Yeah this is what i was saying, but you dont even need to tape or glue the sheet in that makes it more obvious. Just open it up and slide it in and close it back, the paper will stay in there as long as you want
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the best thing to do is just sit next to someone you know will do well and just look off their paper, it's usaully the easist and safest method
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Alright heres what you do if your in grade 2, or in a classroom that has tote trays. simply put the answers in the bottom of the tote tray and pull it out a bit. If the teacher is coming stretch and push it in with your stomach. To bad no one has tote trays.
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