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I just found out why I suck.

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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
It's because I was spinning to my left all this time, and it turns out I spin to my right naturally. I tried going to the right 'unnatural', and I spun it smoother, faster, and easier than ever before. I'm up to 720's now, which is good for me (I still suck, just not as much.) All you people who suck, try spinning the other way.


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Dec 16 2002 11:30PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Did you also find out that nobody that nobody cares!
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Dec 17 2002 12:09AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Congradulations man. That seems kinda fucked up, but I'm glad you got it all figured it out.
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Dec 17 2002 12:14AM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Did you find out how to how to speak english? Sorry asshole, a good way to show you didn't care was to not post.


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Dec 17 2002 12:16AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
actually you suck because you dont have gorilla steeze bitch


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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Dec 17 2002 12:20AM
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switchcork1080
Posts: 313 - Karma: 9
way cool!
Dec 17 2002 12:28AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
If you want to be doing 1080's then you need to go buy them so you can pull it.

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Dec 17 2002 1:47AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
did you also recently find out that you like fucking hairy guys assholes more then girls greasy pussy
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 17 2002 3:45AM
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Nik
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
i bought the teneightys three years ago and still can't spin a 1080. mine must be defective

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Dec 17 2002 5:12AM
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Peta
Posts: 345 - Karma: 11
An easy way to find out your natural side, is the shoulder u look back on when u are riding switch. That should save the future for a lot of ppl, and try to look on both shoulders, because the side more comfortable is obviously the side that ure natural.




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Dec 17 2002 8:25AM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
Yeah, i have 1260s... no 1260s being pulled just quite yet. Anyways, i can totally relate dude. I didn't find out I was spinning the wrong way, i found out i was sliding rails the wrong way! I went right foot-first which most people at my hill do, but after a little rollerbooting i found out it was soo much easier grinding left foot-first. Now, after a week i have rails greased. Spinning i should try that. I have tried 3s off the ground (no skis on) in my basement for fun, and i figured out if i spin to my right, i stay more on a straight axis. I might try them on snow soon


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Dec 17 2002 9:13AM
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ColoradoFlats
Posts: 2467 - Karma: 23
i look back over my shoulders both ways when i'm riding switch, does this mean i have no real natural spin?
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Dec 17 2002 9:23AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah i found out that i grind with my left foot forward and now im really sick at rails and before i sucked, and i was spinnin the right way anyways though
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Dec 17 2002 9:24AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I look to the left when i ski switch but spin right. I'm working on looking to the right. It makes switch 180's way easier.

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Dec 17 2002 6:08PM
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vtskier9
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
maybe it will work for me too
Dec 17 2002 6:10PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
i look over my right shoulder but spin to the left so that isnt right all the time

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Dec 17 2002 7:38PM
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missy
Posts: 559 - Karma: 11
i used to spin to the darkside, then i became a baby and stopped spinning for a year, and when i started again i spun left, but now they're not as good. good story eh?


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Dec 17 2002 7:41PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
I spin left naturally, but I have trouble looking over my left should when skiing fakie, so I have to spin right when skiing fakie...weird huh?

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Dec 17 2002 7:53PM
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kmar2006
Posts: 382 - Karma: 10
hey guys mb someone can help me out... when spin i spin to the right... but if i switch from regular skiing to switch i spin to right but then i spin left when i switch back to regular... when i grind i grind with my right foot front... and i spinning the right way.. b/c i can seem to pull nething biiger then 360s really and its fucking annoying..
Dec 17 2002 8:03PM
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Airspeed-X
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 14
That sounds like me.. I mainly spin to the right though. But whenI rail slide I spin to the left.
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Dec 17 2002 8:42PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
yeah, i probably shoulda realized it earlier, because i grind left foot-first, and when i popped up to go switch before a kicker, i did it to the right. it's kinda weird how such a big problem could go unrealized for so long.


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Dec 17 2002 11:44PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
hey.. how about this...
not everyone's the same???!!!?? and quit posting stupid shit!
so do whatever's comes natural/easiest
i spin 180s to the right.. but everthing else is to the right.

Dec 18 2002 12:00AM
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Shralpinstein
Posts: 368 - Karma: 10
you are a fucking tool as though it sounds. but thats dope that you are up to 720's already and that you know that you suck also.
Dec 18 2002 12:33AM
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Nik
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
i look between my legs when i ski switch. any ideas on which side is my natural side to spin on?

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Dec 18 2002 3:44AM
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Skier711
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
hahahaha between the legs thats the way you like it?
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Dec 18 2002 10:43AM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
hehe, congrats gdawg3.


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Dec 18 2002 2:39PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
yay, you figured out why you suck, now onto the more important things



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Dec 18 2002 4:03PM
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kmar2006
Posts: 382 - Karma: 10
i gues sif u look between ur legs u either like it in da butt. or u can spinf for ski hand half to flip insetad lol... thank god im not like that
Dec 18 2002 4:07PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Well, now that everyone has made it clear that they are skiing gods, and i suck, i guess i should just leave the site, because it turns out that i am the one person in the entire world who wasn't automatically good when they started. Also, if we can only post stuff that everyone on the site cares about, that leaves about 2 threads. BONUS FACT-youneedmorelumber member #11645
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Please go suck a D because I don't give a fuck what you say. Anyone who was 700 posts in a week obviously has no life and feels like they are important and cool by insulting other people, since they can hide on the internet.


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Dec 18 2002 7:41PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
chalk one up for gdawg.
by the way, you probably suck because you don't own the newest, most expensive skis and jacket money can buy. buy them. they'll make you better.

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Dec 18 2002 8:25PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Ya gotsa make sure you have phat-ass silver Sony headphones too.
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Dec 18 2002 9:43PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
OH, I just had a thought. You can probably spin ''unnatural'' real easy now eh. Probably easier for you than for most folks eh. Phattness if so. Perhaps, we should all learn this way.
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Dec 18 2002 9:47PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
you just suck and thats all there is to it














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Dec 18 2002 9:49PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
I thought spinning unnatural was called 'dirty' now..
Dec 18 2002 10:23PM
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Peta
Posts: 345 - Karma: 11
I dunno about everydoby else, but switch is right shoulder for me, maybe cuz when i back out with the ole car, most of the time i look over my right shoulder, and got used to it.




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Dec 18 2002 10:28PM
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punkskiier
Posts: 124 - Karma: 8
im fucked up i spin both ways equally i dont know y tho
Dec 19 2002 12:24AM
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