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Vandalism at school

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spin
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theres this kid at our school whos got way to much money, & makes a total ass out of himself all the time, so one of my buddies took things into his own hands and drew giant red penises on both sides of this kids car and on the hood during the schoolday. mind you that they were drawn with window paint that can easily be wiped off with your hand (we wouldnt want to fuck up this kids new porsche after all, now would we). this little bitch decides taht instead of wiping off the cocks, hes going to get the principle and show it to him. now our entire class is going to lose the right to park at school unless my buddy fesses up, which hed better not. what the fuck is wrong with this kid, why not just wipe them off instead of making everyone ride the bus to school and back?
Nov 15 2005 8:24PM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
id just laugh and then retaliate with bigger and hairy penises
Nov 15 2005 8:26PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
kid sounds like a bitch...i'll give you the same advice that ski-hobo gave me...beat him with a sack of oranges... it doesnt leave bruises and hurts like hell
Nov 15 2005 8:26PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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kid sounds like he needs a beatin
Nov 15 2005 8:27PM
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freestyleskiin
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that sucks man couldnt u just park close to school somewhere though?
Nov 15 2005 8:30PM
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k_Boss957
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in the locker rooms in my school we drew hairy penises with a sharpie all over the lockers like really big ones and really small ones
Nov 15 2005 8:32PM
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mikee
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People at my school take shits on thr ground and smear it all over the washrooms. All the upstairs washrooms are closed right now, and so its annoygin to go downstairs all the time.
Nov 15 2005 8:34PM
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marley900
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I vote you ride the bus. Then the principle will have to get more buses. Then, draw a penis on the bus. It could be HUGE!
Nov 15 2005 8:34PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
ahaha, not a bad idea. we were thinking about takign his porsche, jacking it up, takign the wheels & leaving it on blocks just to get the bitch back though.
Nov 15 2005 8:38PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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f-in highschool kid with a porche..wtf
Nov 15 2005 8:40PM
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skier4life159
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ok send an anomous letter to the principal saying that u saw the kid do it to his car and at my school the student parking lot has cameras
Nov 15 2005 8:42PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
that'd be hard to do, but if you think you could swing it, go for it, show the bitch who's boss , or, dip you wang in paint, and cockslap his car alllllll over.
Nov 15 2005 10:16PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
hes emo
Nov 15 2005 10:27PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
is this kid humble about his wealth or does he flaunt it. or is it out of spite that he owns a porsche.

hell one kid at my brothers school got a ferrari for his 16th birthday and a g35 coupe for a winter beat. then terhe numerous kids driving benz and bmw's.
Nov 15 2005 10:32PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
thats def a good idea if you can make it happen and you arent worried about a grand theft charge. i say look into it
Nov 15 2005 10:33PM
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MitchPee
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yea this kid got an m3 at my school and evreryone did shit to it...fucking saran wrapped it pissed on the handles burying it under snow but the best was the frozen shaving cream can trick
Nov 15 2005 10:36PM
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KEVTRON
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hahah
Nov 16 2005 9:49AM
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DANETRON
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grand theft is over 10 grand and porse wheels dont come anywhere near that, so do it
Nov 16 2005 9:56AM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
the kids a rediculous emo rich bitch. he goes around & asks how much $ people parents are worth & rediculous stuff like that. he couldnt be more obnoxious. and he wears tight pants.
Nov 16 2005 1:51PM
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R-Bertsch
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dude thats fucking wierd, are you in highschool?
Nov 16 2005 1:58PM
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Kevo
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You aren't going to lose the right to park at school. It won't happen. Things will calm down in a little while. Tell your buddy to lay low. In a few weeks go to the store and buy 1 of 2 things- Buck snort (the shit that smells like ass and attracts dear, or you can get other Dear shit that smells terrible) or Fishing chum in a tube (the sell it a Wal Mart in the fishing section). Take the stuff and put in in the vents between the windshield and the hood (right below the wiper blades). It will make the car smell SOOOO bad. The vents are the air intake for the vents inside the car. It'll be awesome.
Nov 16 2005 2:06PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
i would do the same thing as that rich guy and your buddy fesses up i would kick the fuck out of him. Then spit on his face.
Nov 16 2005 2:10PM
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EC-Tom
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agreed
Nov 16 2005 2:38PM
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whattheshit
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stab him in the face
Nov 16 2005 3:09PM
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i_ski_switch
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thats pretty gay
Nov 16 2005 3:18PM
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MitchPee
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Pull the Grumpy Old Men trick....throw a dead fish in the back of his car.
Nov 16 2005 3:21PM
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