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Ski only terrain parks

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Itsbackfliptime
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Is there anyone with a ski only terrain park? That would be pretty cool.

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Dec 16 2002 5:39PM
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Big-L
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i really really doubt it, unless u count someones backyard or sompin
Dec 16 2002 5:43PM
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*Neil
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in norther vermont there is one but it realy sucks


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Dec 16 2002 5:46PM
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Rapt0r
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whats wrong with snowboarders. Snowboarders are cooler than skiers. Skiers have sticks up their asses all the fuckin time. I'd rather be with snowboarders than skiers.


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Dec 16 2002 6:22PM
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*Neil
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oh ski only terrain parks, im a dumn fuck, i was talking about s hill with only a terrain park, no reel runs


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Dec 16 2002 6:25PM
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Se7en
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I remember years ago at Owl's Head the terrain park had a no skiers sign in front of it, which we just disregarded.
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Dec 16 2002 6:32PM
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NoTeefa
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that would be the gayest thing ever, even gayer than racing


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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Dec 16 2002 7:11PM
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CrystalineSkier
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that would suck. i have a boarder friend who can pull the sickest tricks, why shouldn't he be allowed? Boarders are fun because if they give you crap and they can't jump, just throw a rodeo in front of them. And if they're really good, then that gives you a standard to live up to.
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Dec 16 2002 7:15PM
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NoTeefa
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hm, there was a boarder up at crystal yesterday, threw a stylie ass misty 5 indy, it was sick,


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
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Dec 16 2002 7:17PM
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AlexMartini
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i dont no what with a ski in the park mens, but i think i get what you mean, i think spending all your time in a park would be a waste of skiing as we know it
Dec 16 2002 7:20PM
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CTripper
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i think mad river glen is a place in vermont that only allows skiers, so if they have a terrain park then it would be an only skiers terrain park.
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Dec 16 2002 7:27PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
That idea is about as gay as a snowboard only terrain park.

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Dec 16 2002 7:46PM
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hucksplat
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that's one of the silliest ideas i've ever heard. what they DO need is a seperate skiercross and boardercross course though. putting the two together is just asking for injuries. either that or those damn boarders have to go faster.
Dec 16 2002 7:50PM
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wyzehamster
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there was a hill 100% park but it closed ,(no money)
Dec 16 2002 7:56PM
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snomaster
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4 years ago I wrote a senior paper (high school) called, 'On-Slope Discrimination: A Stubborn Issue' I had so much material that I overextended the 12 page maximum. Why would you want a ski only park? I could understand if u wanted to put a sign that said 'no squids.' ...so long as the squids had their own mini park.
Dec 16 2002 7:56PM
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Chauncy
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Snowboarders are mostly posers so it's really kool outjumping them. I know alot of cool boarders, but most of the boarders out there are posers.
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Dec 16 2002 10:46PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Snowpark in New Zealand is a whole mountain thats dedicated to park, sounds amazing!



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Dec 16 2002 11:36PM
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CalgaryJibber
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Taos ski valley in new mexico is skiers only, and they got a park, so, ya
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Dec 17 2002 1:27AM
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Ghost
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skiers don't belong in the park

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Dec 17 2002 1:41AM
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bwbski
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yeah theyd be a park rat and not know how to ski any other part of the mtn



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Dec 17 2002 2:06AM
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