ah i got a bunch
1. Ok. we were at Holiday Valley and i came over this rise. I wasn't going fast, but somehow i got a little air (i was 13) i came over, and saw Thses huge moguls. i landed staright on the back of the one, front fliped over, and landed on my chest on the next one. Injuries: Broken thumb, smashed chest, and a crazy headache
2. a couple days ago we were bombing a hill i came under the snow gun, and i saw the snow had a buch of holes in it. Ahh well, i go through, and the snow is like glue. flip sideways and land on my shoulder about 20 feet away from the spot where i fell.
3. Kids building a shitty litlle jump, kid comes in to test it, ski go right through it, and he faceplants hard right on the lip. Hilarious!
4. MUST READ! MUST READ! MUST READ!
Ok, we had this tiny jump, and were gettin 5-7 feet of air. this black kid with rentals on comes in in a race tuck, doin about 45 mph. hits the jump, 10-15 feet in the air, skis shoot off like missles, and he does a half back and lands right on his head. Im standin up there, and i knew the kid died. were startin down to see if he was ok, and he gets up and is like, ' Yeah!' then he did it again
'about 15-20 minutes after i'd started pushing, the thing came out of my ass. I felt so relieved i started to cry. now here's the funny part. Because the shit was so hard and so big, after it was out my body went into shock. I turned all clamy, my clothes and my body were soaked in sweat, and i started to shiver and spasm uncontrollably. I just sat back on the pot and decided to wait it out. I sat on the fuckign toilet for over an hour with sweat forming a puddle on the floor, and me feeling like i'd been shoved under snow with no clothes on.' Crystaline Skier