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1-5,500 chance of astroid hitting earth in 2036
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oh god, I'm going to start building a rocket ship so I can hide on the moon
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well at least we know 2036 will be exciting!
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Why would they even put that up? really
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All the snow will have melted by then, and therefore I will have killed myself, so this doesn't apply to me. Suckers!
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ill take my chances with a 1-5,500 of it hitting.
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well at least i wont die a virgin
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oh fuck that. it won't hit earth. it's just some excuse for a few people to try and be "heroes"
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considering there is probably a 1 in 30 chance of us dying before we get there I'd say no worries, and i DIG fireworks any way, lets just jope it pound china again
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"The point of impact, for instance, could be inadvertently shifted from one part of the world to another by an intervening spacecraft, jeopardizing one country instead of another."
Bahahhaaha, that made me laugh.
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fabulous i say we go for Guam i dont know why but i really dont like that country
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shit, im gonna die before im 50
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ahaha thats great, yeah we are going to go for north and south korea, shut both of them up. but yeah its not even going to happen, and if it does, thats pretty damn sweet, i want to take pictures of it
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guys, 1- 5,500 chance....ill take my chances
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don't worry everyone I'm working on a plan so brilliant my head would explode if I even BEGAN to know what I was talking about
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between this, whatever is happening in 2012, global warming, earth running out of oil, and the 7 volcanos in wyoming that are going to kill us, I'm feeling pretty good right now.
PS. there are a line of volcanoes in wyoming that are supposed to erupt every 600,000 years. They are on the edge of a tectonic plate, so they all erupt at the same time. When Kraketoa went off, half the people in maine died and we couldn't grow crops, because the ash blocked out the sun. The ones in wyoming are supposed to be 100 times worse. When they blow, it will cover the entire world in 200 feet of ash, and will block out the sunlight for 3 years. Considering half of the worlds grain is grown in the mid USA, this isn't looking good for us.
Oh, by the way, It's been 605,000 years since they last erupted.
SHIT
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yeah, its not going to happen
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yo didn't the aztec calender predict the world is going to end in 2012?????
ne one have more info on that shit??
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Even if it did it, it would most likely land in the ocean...
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and then a huge fucking tidal wave wuould destroy everything in its path
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yea thas a much bigger threat....but even the bird flu is a bigger threat right now
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oh and i think the volcano thing will be soona nd the bird flu will strike hard because someone hasnt been too happy with the human popluation this year(earthquake in pakistan, tsunami, hurricane katrina and that shit, its a bad year for the human population
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yea, I was just doing natural disasters. But diseases, yea. Bird flu is gonna kick our ass
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but we're gonna get a lot of snow
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whatev ill take those chances!! even if it does hit ill just bang some hot chick right before that mother hits earth
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and high gas prices which may lead to many winter deaths becaause people cant afford heat in cold areas
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if it landed in the ocean, i dont think it would matter muuch. Still be farked
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I'll take you up on that bet if you give me the odds. I'll bet you 100$. If I win, you owe me a hundred bucks; if I lose, I owe you about a half million. Any takers?
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actually yeah its like that volcano off of africa that if it erupts the landslide that it'll cause will wipe out all of the east coast of the states, and thats just a small volcano so a asteroid thats at least 20 times bigger and traveling at rediculas speeds would deffinately kill a shit load of people.
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I'm sure the iraq mess won't be fully cleaned up. Lets just deflect it to the Middle East, that'll solve all america's problems. Or better yet, we'll blow it to peices, directing some at people we don't like, North Korea, Middle East...How bout China, they might forgive out debt then.
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It said it would take out NYC that is such a small area of the earth. There is no way it would cause armaggedon.
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yaa dood, that a good way to look at er
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Hehe. We had to watch this video in school today about how they decoded the bible and found out that an asteroid is going to hit the earth in 2012. It was pretty interesting for a while since they had a fairly compelling argument, but then it all went down the drain when they said who put the codes there.
Theory one: God did it
Theory two: somebody in the future went back in time and did it
Theory three: aliens did it(seriously, they said that)
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deathclock says ill die at 79
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im living till 2088 bitches!!!!!
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are you kidding me son? those events didnt even dent the human population
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200 feet of ash? I am skeptical about that.
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HAHAH tru that.
i like asteroids, it will creat nuclear winter and we'll ski till we drop, litterally.
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that kind of stuff used to scare the living shit out of me. but when you think about it, we have a little over 30 years to do something about it. launch a fucking nuke into it, problem solved.
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we should just direct it towards a small country in africa or somewhere that they dont watch tv. then the rest of the world can just keep it a secret from them and they'll never know what hit em.
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I don't think you'll ever have to worry about that.
Fuck just blow it up, if we had enough missles to blow up the earth 6 times over 50 years ago, imagine what we can to in 32 more years.
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launch a nuke into it...yea that'll work! oh wait no it won't
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give me a break, it's a 1/5500 chance AND the thing is only like 300 yards wide. only taking out new york + surrounding area? i can deal with that.
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who cares - i'll probably be too old to ski by then so what does it matter?
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lol.. it would never happen we would nuke the shit outta it so it changed course
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