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Ruski
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ok so like my mum left sat. night to go to florida for a buisness trip or w.ev and im like...domestically challenged...to the highest degree and ive survived thus far by eating granola bars..and i just reached for one and well...IM OUT! wtf now? she comes home the morning after tomorow and i ct drive cause she took the car to the airport and like we have a town center w. a few resturants but theyre expensive and i dnt feel like spending my own money on food and the nearest genuardis (sp) is like on the other side of town. fridge contents currently: 1 lemon, tomatoes, green tea, potatoe bread (not sure how old) and sour cream...looks like im gonna starve, just felt like sharing
Nov 14 2005 6:35PM
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Norred
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pizza, they deliver.
Nov 14 2005 6:37PM
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Lax_Bro40
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bummer dude
Nov 14 2005 6:37PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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not to be a dick or anything but im sure you can find plenty of people who will give you food in return of sex
Nov 14 2005 6:37PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
like me :)
Nov 14 2005 6:39PM
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sneather
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hahahahahaha good call
Nov 14 2005 6:39PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
k this might shock some people or be like weird but i dnt really like cheese (w. the exception of brie or gouda or swiss) so pizza would basically be soggy tomatoe soaked bread w. grease
Nov 14 2005 6:44PM
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skifree919
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well then you deserve to starve.
Nov 14 2005 6:45PM
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SteezePatrol
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k not to be a dick here too but your a woman your going nowhere in life unless you learn to cook
Nov 14 2005 6:47PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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fully agreed I hope you die of starvation
Nov 14 2005 6:47PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i kinda lied... i was trying to be a dick
Nov 14 2005 6:48PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
wow...i love you guys too...
Nov 14 2005 6:48PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
Chinese food usually delivers
Nov 14 2005 7:05PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
there has to be food around your house you can eat as is. Chips, crackers? if not, just walk to wendy's
Nov 14 2005 7:09PM
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heavymetalwinner
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you can survive for 48+ hrs just by drinking your own urine. i've tried.
Nov 14 2005 7:12PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
haha actually the salt in urine dehyrdrates you more than it actually gives you in liquid. Sorry to foil your plan. But, you could be like the guy in Waterworld and make a machine to purify your piss!
Nov 14 2005 7:13PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
chips...crackers? i wish, not in this house my mum is like a crazy health food nazi so like the granola bars i was eating were pretty nasty,the last time i think i had like chips was during the summer and they were vegetable crisps or something i usually slip a box of cookies or something in my room but ive been out of them for a while damn it
Nov 14 2005 7:14PM
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SchweitzerSki
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don't u have a big freezer in your garage filled with frozen goodness? heat up some shit from there. or say fuck it and go to a grocery store and buy a bunch of steak
Nov 14 2005 7:15PM
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STAUSS
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deffinately.
Nov 14 2005 7:16PM
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k2yeags
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throw a party and make everyone who comes bring some food
Nov 14 2005 7:18PM
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