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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
When i was reading the thread about little kids peeing, it reminded me to ask if anyone actually uses the zipper on their pants. I just pull the front down and hang it out, but i need to know if im weird because of this, or if other people do it too.
Nov 14 2005 3:26PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
you're weird. does this help?
Nov 14 2005 3:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
when your well endowed like me you just lift up your pant leg and hang in over the urinal
Nov 14 2005 3:28PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
dude man i use them but they are scary... my grandfathers brother got his shit stuck it his when he was younger.... he actually zipped all of the way up and got quite a bit of skin caught in there...ever since i heard that story i am extemely careful when i zip my pants
Nov 14 2005 3:30PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
yep do the hokey pokey with the yearnal, one foot in one foot out. and shake it all about

thats what its all about.

in all seriousness, zippers. if you pull down that means you aren't well endowed because it ain't haning that low. so your thread owned yourself. good game.
Nov 14 2005 3:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so if you use your zipper you have a small penis? hahahaha what a crock of shit that is. bunch of shit talkers tryins to sound so manly on ns. god i love it. "my cock is too big so i dont use my zipper"
Nov 14 2005 3:36PM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
Actually not using the zipper would give you more room wouldnt it?
Nov 14 2005 3:37PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
i didn't say that
Nov 14 2005 3:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im confused man
Nov 14 2005 3:43PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
same
Nov 14 2005 3:45PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
...sounds painful
Nov 14 2005 5:19PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
when i have a belt on... i use the zipper... when i don't i generally just unbutton and let'er gooooooo
Nov 14 2005 5:56PM
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k_Boss957
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 15
use your zipper
Nov 14 2005 5:57PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
im too lazy to use my zipper sometimes if im wearing shorts ill just lift up the shorts and piss, other times when im wearing pants i'll just pull them down far enough to pull it out an piss, fuck a zipper....

peace
Nov 14 2005 6:00PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
so does anybody piss though the hole in the front of boxers
Nov 14 2005 6:22PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
yes i do use my zipper and no i dont use the hole in my boxers
Nov 14 2005 6:29PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
YKK is the only way.
Nov 14 2005 6:36PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
YKK??
Nov 14 2005 6:50PM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
^ What is "YKK" ?
Nov 14 2005 6:50PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
YKK is the company that makes 95% of the zippers you currently own.
Nov 14 2005 6:52PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i checked mine and it says gap not ykk
Nov 14 2005 6:53PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
wow, crazy, oh and another q. the over the pants method...isnt that like accident prone?
Nov 14 2005 6:53PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
hah, you have no idea
Nov 14 2005 6:56PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^well check your ski jacket's zipper, your jeans, and they are all YKK. I wonder if I could sue them if I ever caught my wiener in the zipper, saying it is dangerous and stuff. It reminds me of "there's something about mary"
Nov 14 2005 6:56PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
haha i was checking my jean zipper (had pants half off) and my friend just walked in awkwarddddd
Nov 14 2005 7:01PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
i have definitely zipped my dick up when i was drinking before. its an absolutley horrible experience, one that i would not wish upon my worst of enemies. i have since begun to wear only button fly jeans when i plan on drinking. drunken pants zipping is like playing russian roulette, sooner or later, you're gonna lose, and its gonna suck, alot.
Nov 14 2005 7:01PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
dude i cant even begin to imagine the pain
Nov 14 2005 7:02PM
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