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John spriggs is an alien

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Durtschi
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He is not human, he is just a tall praying mantis-like creature that traveled here from neptune to find snow so he could ski
Nov 14 2005 2:22PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
^what makes u think that. If that's true than he must be a virgin! haha sucker
Nov 14 2005 2:23PM
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witty
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haha john your so strange hahaha
Nov 14 2005 2:42PM
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espen^R
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tim, ur really smart. u figured that all by yourself ?
Nov 14 2005 2:43PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
no u just know nothing about science...
Nov 14 2005 2:53PM
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quebecfreestyler
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^crazy ninja....
Nov 14 2005 2:58PM
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skiierman
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Yeah def. Spriggs, what kind of name is that? Obviously something made up/translated from an alien language.
Nov 14 2005 2:59PM
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Aasert
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how tall is this alien?
Nov 14 2005 3:01PM
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straytblunted
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hes not an alien, hes big bird, just look at the kid super tall big bushy hair which makes his head shape resemble big birds head, he is big bird
Nov 14 2005 3:13PM
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JamesB
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i KNEW IT!!
Nov 14 2005 3:20PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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im the cookie monster
Nov 14 2005 3:22PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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is he a morman?
Nov 14 2005 3:26PM
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SiverCartel
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I wonder if he is made of cheese like the people of the moon...and if so, what type of cheese?


......I bet he would be delicious
Nov 14 2005 3:59PM
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Subjekt
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if you truly are the cookie monster you would know the answer to this question...what is C for?
Nov 14 2005 4:01PM
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ItsPhil
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C is for coookie
Nov 14 2005 4:04PM
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SiverCartel
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....that good enuf for me
Nov 14 2005 4:05PM
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levistewart
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hes 6'4
Nov 14 2005 6:49PM
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zepscratch
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holy smokes, noooo way
Nov 14 2005 6:52PM
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DuncanK
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spriggs is a tall mothafucka...i still cant believe his car blew up haha
Nov 14 2005 6:54PM
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AmbushClothing
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see, aliens dont have sperm, or penisis or vaginas, in fact thats why they abduct us, so they can force sex apon all the alien bitches so they can have alien babies.
Nov 14 2005 8:27PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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true
Nov 14 2005 8:32PM
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awickes
Posts: 1205 - Karma: 51
BIG BIRD IN DA HOUSE
Nov 14 2005 8:45PM
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oakjewlery
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no i want to be the cookie monster
i even know that C is for cookie
Nov 14 2005 8:47PM
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BK
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The creature himself saluting NZ.
Nov 14 2005 9:15PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
he looks like a speciens from planet zoltront neblula 4
Nov 14 2005 9:19PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha that pic is so funny
Nov 14 2005 9:19PM
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yellav
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ah i knew it all along!
Nov 14 2005 9:45PM
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Bloom.
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he graduated friday
Nov 14 2005 10:09PM
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garrett.
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im skiing with im in 33 days, ill find out then
Nov 14 2005 10:33PM
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VANULAR
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 5,131
he's big bird!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 14 2005 10:49PM
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sabotgy
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haha, he is ridiculous in that oakley suit
Nov 15 2005 4:03AM
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spinks
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Spriggles is funny as hell. He is a tall ass kid, like 9 feet or somthing, but he goes like 22 feet out of the pipe so he makes up for it.

Also, the hair adds a few inches sometimes.
Nov 15 2005 4:40AM
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ski*bunny
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He also likes it in his back door
Nov 15 2005 4:37PM
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awickes
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how the hell do u have it counted down to how many days ur gonna ski with spriggs? u are creepy
Nov 15 2005 5:42PM
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kenped86
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id imagine that would be a tough means of procreation.
Nov 15 2005 6:05PM
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rynmartn
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he does sick cab 12s
Nov 15 2005 6:55PM
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gillahouse10
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i heard his penis is 6'4.....HUGE
Nov 21 2005 7:22PM
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bobandy
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I dunno
Sep 1 2010 11:04PM
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BMskier
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cus hes so large.....
Sep 1 2010 11:09PM
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JahJahBinks
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nice find
Sep 1 2010 11:10PM
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bobandy
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thank
Sep 1 2010 11:13PM
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PUFFY
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Yeah I think he is mormon
Sep 3 2010 3:43AM
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hawaiiansteeze
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he always looked like a giant preying mantis
Sep 3 2010 3:48AM
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Mike-O
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The way his hair flows is just...unnatural. Definitely alien.
Sep 3 2010 5:07AM
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Dan.P
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If he were made of cheese, I would think maybe some sort of swiss
Sep 3 2010 8:11AM
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StevenR
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Sep 3 2010 10:09AM
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Mr.Huck
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You have a great future as an archeologist if you can dig up stuff like this.  Does explain a lot about Spriggity Spriggs.  Always suspected he was from another planet. 
Sep 3 2010 10:30AM
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VT_scratch
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hahaha fucking LJ

spriggs is a beast..
Sep 3 2010 1:54PM
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16bit
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ya, I see some similarities
Sep 3 2010 2:08PM
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TonySeibert
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i heard that john spriggs eats peoples hearts while they are still pumping for supernatural powers like fire breathing, invincibility, and retarded mute grabs
Sep 3 2010 2:17PM
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