Awww NUTS!

goalsccer: so what colleges are you looking at?
SwtCatastrophe: probably keene
SwtCatastrophe: lol
SwtCatastrophe: for now anyways
SwtCatastrophe: then transferring out
goalsccer: cool
goalsccer: thats my backup school
SwtCatastrophe: lol
SwtCatastrophe: yeah
SwtCatastrophe: im not very smart
SwtCatastrophe: so im aiming low
SwtCatastrophe: hah
goalsccer: haha you are
goalsccer: you could get into much better
goalsccer: you just want to party
goalsccer: with other kids from stark
SwtCatastrophe: naw thats not even why
SwtCatastrophe: its just while i decide what i actually want to do
goalsccer: yeah
goalsccer: im gonna apply for either montana state or plymouth
SwtCatastrophe: haha
goalsccer: keene as backup
SwtCatastrophe: big difference man
goalsccer: yeah it is lol
SwtCatastrophe: lol
goalsccer: i only saw one stark kid there, he was doing the tours
goalsccer: plus im only going there for the skiing
SwtCatastrophe: montana?
goalsccer: and plymouth
SwtCatastrophe: ooh
SwtCatastrophe: my cousins at plymouth
SwtCatastrophe: but i think hes transferring to UNH
goalsccer: yeah
goalsccer: plymouth is literally minutes away from whaleback, and under 1hour away from loon and waterville
SwtCatastrophe: thats good
goalsccer: hmm i just realized something
SwtCatastrophe: whats that
goalsccer: ive got some massive balls
goalsccer: like seriously, theyre a good pair
SwtCatastrophe: uhhh....
goalsccer: one nut alone is a handful
goalsccer: amazing huh?
SwtCatastrophe: yes amazing
SwtCatastrophe: :-P
goalsccer: would you like to hold em sometime?
goalsccer: maybe stuff em in one cheeck like a squirrel?
SwtCatastrophe: LMAO
SwtCatastrophe: scotty townes
goalsccer: what? ive got large nuts and they're just chillin there waiting for the right mouth
goalsccer: so please fulfill their life purpose, complete their destiny and suck my nuts
SwtCatastrophe: uhh
SwtCatastrophe: im seriously sitting here with the most amazed expression ever.
goalsccer: thats a yes right?
SwtCatastrophe: um no
SwtCatastrophe: lol
goalsccer: cool, i got 20 peanut butter cups a few minutes ago, new record
SwtCatastrophe: what

She says it just got worse from there... Just a reminder not to chat to people when you are impared.