So my friend should be dying right about now..

K yesterday at lunch we all go to mcdonalds (ya i know) and my friend will do anything under peer pressure. So he buys 2 DOUBLE bic mac meals and an XL pop. Downs it all. Now that is somewhat impressive but nothing compared to what he does later that night. So we're back at a mcdonalds and aside from being beaten in a swordfight and a techo/h-core danceoff by random mcdonalds employee ben, then watching him smoke a cigarette through his nose without flinching (and its frigging hard, most smokers are like fuck that and start dry-heaving after a few puffs) ben proceeds to give my friend (same one as before) a QUADRUPLE DOUBLE BIG MAC! 16 patties of pure artificial artery clogging grease and mayonaise sauce slathered "beef" My friend does it. Looking like hes about to puke, ben comes up with a large mcflurry of eternal doom that contains EVERY single mcflurry topping and like half a cup of fudge. My friend does it! (Plus he had an XL pop) AMAZING! my 130 pound friend has consumed in one day 24 mcdonalds patties combined between 3 big macs,2 XL fries, 2 XL pops, and the most insane mcflurry you've ever seen. now that is just his dinner and lunch. I did not include his snacks and breakfast throughout the day. we calculated him to have eaten over 10 000 calories. bring out the defibulator