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So my friend should be dying right about now..

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*rkp*
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K yesterday at lunch we all go to mcdonalds (ya i know) and my friend will do anything under peer pressure. So he buys 2 DOUBLE bic mac meals and an XL pop. Downs it all. Now that is somewhat impressive but nothing compared to what he does later that night. So we're back at a mcdonalds and aside from being beaten in a swordfight and a techo/h-core danceoff by random mcdonalds employee ben, then watching him smoke a cigarette through his nose without flinching (and its frigging hard, most smokers are like fuck that and start dry-heaving after a few puffs) ben proceeds to give my friend (same one as before) a QUADRUPLE DOUBLE BIG MAC! 16 patties of pure artificial artery clogging grease and mayonaise sauce slathered "beef" My friend does it. Looking like hes about to puke, ben comes up with a large mcflurry of eternal doom that contains EVERY single mcflurry topping and like half a cup of fudge. My friend does it! (Plus he had an XL pop) AMAZING! my 130 pound friend has consumed in one day 24 mcdonalds patties combined between 3 big macs,2 XL fries, 2 XL pops, and the most insane mcflurry you've ever seen. now that is just his dinner and lunch. I did not include his snacks and breakfast throughout the day. we calculated him to have eaten over 10 000 calories. bring out the defibulator
Nov 13 2005 2:07PM
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garrett.
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holy shit, is ur freind a fat ass?
Nov 13 2005 2:08PM
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crooks
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bullshit
Nov 13 2005 2:09PM
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crooks
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he said he weighs 130 pounds and ate 16 burgers, thats so BS
Nov 13 2005 2:09PM
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garrett.
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^thats still crazy, even tho its bs
Nov 13 2005 2:10PM
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*rkp*
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no he pretty skinny. and no it is not bullshit we have it all on video (but i dont know how to post pictures on here) and i didnt say ate 16 burgers. i said he ate a 16 patty big mac (like a burger with 16 patties)

comeon it wasnt THAT hard to understand
Nov 13 2005 2:12PM
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clrumivier4life
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gain some weight?
Nov 13 2005 2:12PM
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clrumivier4life
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And I wouldn't call it bs. My little asian friend can eat more than any of us. He can eat 3 pizzas and he only weighs at most 110.
Nov 13 2005 2:13PM
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mk2
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yeah my brother whos 130 ate two double grandpa burgers so that kid could probaly do it
Nov 13 2005 2:36PM
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casualfiasco
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wow thats f-ing unbelievable
Nov 13 2005 2:39PM
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sKILOve07
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thats insane, hes gotta be feelin like shit
Nov 13 2005 2:41PM
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back_woods
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skinny guys always kill eating contests, they have insane metabolisms
Nov 13 2005 2:42PM
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Luc.
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i was at mcdonalds the other day and this huge fucker was there...ordered like 2 double big mac meal...large everything and10 cheesburgers...ate it all like no problem...HOLY SHIT
Nov 13 2005 2:42PM
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casualfiasco
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damn mcy-ds sucks how could he do that...
Nov 13 2005 2:42PM
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imotion
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how much did it cost him?
Nov 13 2005 2:42PM
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P-JO
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weigh him in a couple days and report back how much weights he gained. I'm guessing 5 pounds. I'm pretty sure thats really bad for like your arteries though?
Nov 13 2005 2:44PM
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SteezePatrol
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I...damn
Nov 13 2005 2:52PM
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skiierman
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That's the biggest meal I've ever had. An octuple cheeseburger with large fries and drink. I eat one prolly every other month. Though adding another burger wouldn't be a problem, I just cannot even imagine anyone eating more than that.
Nov 13 2005 2:54PM
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MarkusH
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god
Nov 13 2005 2:54PM
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Tinga
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double big mac = double bypass
Nov 13 2005 2:57PM
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almostaskier
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man, sounds pretty good. did he have to pay for it all though?
Nov 13 2005 2:59PM
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powder99
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its possible the world record holder for hot dog eating is only like 130 pounds
Nov 13 2005 3:39PM
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sneather
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ya that would be pretty expensive wouldn't it???
Nov 13 2005 3:46PM
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crooks
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thats cuz asians r wierd, like that asian that east all the hotdogs
Nov 13 2005 3:47PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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thats fucking impressive
Nov 13 2005 3:53PM
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imotion
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yeah they can eat hot dogs fast the ladys have never seen weiners so big

ZING!
Nov 13 2005 3:53PM
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Forum*
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Holy shit, I'd explode.
Nov 13 2005 4:20PM
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*rkp*
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he had to pay for the lunch but the 16 patty one was free if he could finish it and then the insane mcflurry was free too. the burger would have cost him like 4.16$ CAD so its pretty damn cheap for what you get.
Nov 13 2005 4:32PM
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FUUUCK
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you'd be suprised how much skinny people can eat
Nov 13 2005 4:39PM
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jenski*
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ewww he probably feel so gross and unhealthy right now ahh
Nov 13 2005 4:42PM
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Swirly999
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yea skinny people are nasty eaters, when I go to mcdonalds with my friend (he weighs 120 pounds maybe) he always orders two big macs with nothing but the bun, patties and cheese, to plain cheeseburegers and a 20 piece chicken nuggets.
Nov 13 2005 4:44PM
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salamander
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i dont think there is such thing as an extra large fry or extra large drink at mcdonalds. the biggest u can get is large
Nov 13 2005 4:49PM
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*rkp*
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well it was like the biggest tub-sized thing you could get
Nov 13 2005 4:50PM
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*BeckyK*
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Nahh. Theres like the super size which is extra large.
Nov 13 2005 4:53PM
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salamander
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ooo yea. sry i forgot about that, extra large jus sounded wierd
Nov 13 2005 4:56PM
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zepscratch
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that kids gonna be on lipitor at age 25
Nov 13 2005 5:04PM
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Jessbuff
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hmm, 10 000 calories. Av metabolism is between 2000 and 3000 cals. 3500 cals = 1 pound of fat. So your friend put on a little more than 2 pounds of straight up fat. Sounds like he could stand to put on a few pounds. Good for him.
Nov 13 2005 5:42PM
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i_ski_switch
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there was this little 100 pound asian chick that won the philadelphia wing bowl last year..so its possible
Nov 13 2005 5:44PM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
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HAHAHA YOU DUMBASS!
Nov 13 2005 5:48PM
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*rkp*
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yeah its funny he calls it "operation get fat"
Nov 13 2005 6:11PM
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JoeTheRipper
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Dude your friends gonna have a huge outbreak of pimples unless he has the best skin in the world, think of all that grease, oil, and fat!ughhh.
Nov 13 2005 6:12PM
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whattheshit
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not good.
Nov 13 2005 6:14PM
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powderdream
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ewww
Nov 13 2005 6:17PM
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k_Boss957
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ive eaten to xl big mac meals before and had the shits for a week
Nov 13 2005 6:20PM
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(Jonesy)
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looking at that made me want to vomit. I can't imagine what this kids friend felt like the next day.
Nov 13 2005 6:35PM
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1-pippin
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thats fucking sweet. your friend is really really cool.
Nov 13 2005 6:38PM
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R-Bertsch
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sooo you were at mcdonalds for your saturday night? intense
Nov 13 2005 6:39PM
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awsomecoolguy
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i could own on him
Nov 13 2005 6:46PM
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*rkp*
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yes. people have to eat dont they? are you subtly trying to burn me or something?
Nov 13 2005 6:53PM
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sethpistol02
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im about to puke
Nov 13 2005 6:54PM
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Snowcase
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i was just going to say that
Nov 13 2005 7:10PM
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