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Cure for itchy nuts

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anti_bunk
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ok heres what you do. get a bottle of gold bond medicated powder(preferably the blue or green bottle) and then take a little bit in your palm and put it on ur nuts. apply liberally. its like an altoid for your balls. if itchy nuts pisses you off i strongly recommend this its an amazing experience.
Nov 12 2005 1:17AM
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eheath
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Or you could just itch?
Nov 12 2005 1:32AM
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(Jonesy)
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shower
Nov 12 2005 1:33AM
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hartig
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crabs
Nov 12 2005 1:38AM
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jonnydub
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gold bond on the nuts feels great
Nov 12 2005 2:15AM
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Anathema
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i just cup them in my hand..
Nov 12 2005 2:19AM
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french_fry
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scratching your nuts feels good, why would you want to get rid of it.
Nov 12 2005 2:29AM
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duhamelski
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or you could cut ur nuts off cuz you all arent worthy of haveing them cuz you all are big pussies. jk
Nov 12 2005 2:30AM
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BioEnhanced
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not if the itch is persistent.

I notice that a lot of people think itching and scratching have the same meaning. They DONT.
Nov 12 2005 8:24AM
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sacchettiadam
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what ever you do dont put icy hot on your balls.
Nov 12 2005 8:26AM
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Snowcase
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do what every man has ever done
scratch them
Nov 12 2005 8:30AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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if you get rub-A535 anywhere near your balls you're pretty much screwed, its the worst pain ever
Nov 12 2005 9:40AM
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twix_182
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u roll ur fermundo cheese in a ball and eat it
Nov 12 2005 11:18AM
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00000000
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damn you beat me to it, i lost a bet last year and had to rub that shit on my balls, it was like torture
Nov 12 2005 11:20AM
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Bangor
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What the hell? Is that like chinese acid rub or something?
Nov 12 2005 11:53AM
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mmkay577
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baby powder works well too
Nov 12 2005 1:28PM
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MitchPee
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what are you talking about? icy hot is the best lub anyone could use...i highly reccomend you try it sometime...
Nov 12 2005 1:51PM
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Forum*
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So first you can freeze your sprem to death, then heat them up until they explosed.
Nov 12 2005 2:06PM
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l337
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all guys have itchy balls. its a guy thing.
Nov 12 2005 2:13PM
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l337
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why get rid of it?
Nov 12 2005 2:13PM
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MitchPee
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it basically just causes a burn for like 2 hours
Nov 12 2005 2:15PM
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imotion
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by far bengay and icy hot soothe any type of ball itchting and annoyance.
Nov 12 2005 2:15PM
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vRoy
Posts: 767 - Karma: 341
Just lots of ice cures it for me. And it makes you fertile
Nov 12 2005 3:18PM
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candidefan04
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shower is the best option but scratching will do

chaffing is by far the worst experience though
Nov 12 2005 3:43PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
Okay i know that sometimes a good nut scratch is in order and you really dont know what medicated gold bond feels like on your nuts. its like an altoid for your nuts, it cools them down and makes them feel absolutley great and nice. btw, i dont recommend "bonding" after a shower because for whatever reason the cooling sensation becomes magnified and its like somebody put dry ice on ur nuts, but if your prepared for it the extra sensation can be quite *tear* beautiful.
Nov 12 2005 3:56PM
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Timmy_G
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I remember when I was like a hardcore skater in 7th grade or maybe 8th I would skate all day be all sweaty go home not shower sleep, wear my boxers again next day go skate again for like 4 days on end. anyways I got like jock itch or something once for like a week... worst experience ever. I would wake myself out of my sleep itching my balls. I would have dreams about scratching my fuckin nuts it was so bad. Ever since then I have changed my boxers daily in complete fear of getting jock itch again.
Nov 12 2005 4:12PM
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skiierman
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Yeah well try using that shit when you got poison ivy... Nothing works.
Nov 12 2005 4:23PM
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timmi
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sometimes i put that in between my legs. or on my ass. its soothing
Nov 12 2005 4:30PM
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whattheshit
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i heard tiger balm on your nuts works
Nov 12 2005 6:35PM
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imotion
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thats pretty gross, how can you wear the same boxers day after day?

I couldnt stand wearing the same boxers for more then 24 hours let alone 15
Nov 12 2005 7:07PM
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freestyler540
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Thank you for this good thread, it made my day
Nov 12 2005 7:38PM
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zepscratch
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that hurts sooooo bad
Nov 12 2005 7:42PM
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