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pat-rickdaigle
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i have some out in the woods and it's so damn cold out. i know soda explodes if it's to cold but what about beer?
Nov 11 2005 9:57PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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btw it's like 15 degrees outside.
Nov 11 2005 9:58PM
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Ski-hobo
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yes, it will break a bottle or can
Nov 11 2005 9:58PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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it's a 30 pack
Nov 11 2005 9:59PM
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Timmy_G
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^ I will second that because I've seen blown bottles in a fridge once at my Uncles.... he said thats how you know its good beer, he was just fuckin around
Nov 11 2005 10:00PM
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STAUSS
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hahaa
bring it in yo.
Nov 11 2005 10:01PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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yeah thats a bit chilly for beer. take it in.
Nov 11 2005 10:09PM
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jenski*
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i thought alcohol couldn't freeze
Nov 11 2005 10:10PM
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SSBS
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I dont think ill explode, but when youll open them, itll spray or jsut foam like shit
Nov 11 2005 10:11PM
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zepscratch
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beer is only like 1% alcohol
Nov 11 2005 10:12PM
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Bangor
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Beer probably will, but hard liquor won't. "Frozen" Jager out of a snowbank.... yum.

Bring it in if you can. If it's out in the woods to keep it away from rents, don't risk it and hope for the best.
Nov 11 2005 10:12PM
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waynewong
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they r solid by now little grom...yummy beer slushy
Nov 11 2005 10:23PM
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SSBS
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ahahahah, thats the stupidest thing ever written, what kind of fuckin beer you drink man, i think youre mistakin beer with milk... actually, beer is usually more around 5,3%
Nov 11 2005 10:25PM
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Dilla
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^that does sound good
Nov 11 2005 10:25PM
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EC-Tom
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itll smashhh
Nov 11 2005 10:44PM
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spyder1
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he must be american, their beer is watered down, compared to canadian beer
Nov 11 2005 11:46PM
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1080_grinder
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yes it will explode
Nov 12 2005 12:18AM
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sunvalleyskibum
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no it wont. i tried putting beer into a slushee machine at a seven eleven one time and it didnt freeze. it didnt even become slush
Nov 12 2005 12:25AM
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Forum*
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If people don't drink, or don't know what they're talking about, please don't post.

This has to be the out most stupid thing I have ever heard, beer is usually around 5.3%-5.5%, and cold shots are 6%.
Nov 12 2005 12:27AM
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salamander
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^haha
Nov 12 2005 12:27AM
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imotion
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to be honest, i have no idea, it would suck to lose a 30 pack but try to put it somewhere, don't risk getting fucked over though
Nov 12 2005 12:32AM
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MattMcGinnis
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you have no choice but to destroy the evidence by drinking it all. good luck. oh, you have to eat the cans and box too, then there is no trace of alcohol anywhere.
Nov 12 2005 1:00AM
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reezyfbaby
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and lucky ten is 10% black bull is 8.9%
nuff said.
Nov 12 2005 1:02AM
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(Jonesy)
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that is possibly one of the dumbest things i've ever read on here.
Nov 12 2005 1:35AM
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pierceme
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liquor wont freeze? Thats pretty cool
Nov 12 2005 2:09AM
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lorida
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last winter we left a 24 outside overnight... woke up in the morning to alot of flat beer ( the caps all blew off)

moral of the story: BEER WILL EXPLODE IF LEFT OUTSIDE
Nov 12 2005 2:16AM
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P-JO
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My personal opinion, is that it will be good tonite, unless its like below 20 degres. Just take it in tomorrow.
Nov 12 2005 2:22AM
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sherLocke
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"frozen" liquor is dope, it's all thick and shit and it's freezing fucking cold.
Nov 12 2005 2:24AM
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TAK
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Jager... Mmmmmm couph syrup.
Nov 12 2005 3:02AM
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ski-or-die
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hahahahahahaha classic

anywho i had a can of beer explode in my pocet the other day, but that had nothing to do with temp though, i think it just got so shock up that it blow a hole in the side of the can
Nov 12 2005 3:49AM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah, beers only 1% alchohol if is fucking shitty beer, good beer is like 5%, or 6%.. you know you should probibly make sure your right before you say somethign that will make you look stupid.
Nov 12 2005 3:56AM
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RedbAss
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Beer in the woods, that got to be the most useless thing!
Nov 12 2005 4:07AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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yeah well i have no place to put it man, idon't want it to go from cold to hot cuz it gets shitty like that.
Nov 12 2005 8:12AM
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Mike-O
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^It doesn't get shitty.. Just bring it in. And the guy who said beer is like only 1% alcohol was probably saying it like it's only like 4-5% ,compared to hard stuff it's very little. Or he's as stupid as a boot.
Nov 12 2005 9:58AM
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Sharpy
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you can buy 1% at the grocery store in canada, haha. It's actually considered non-alcoholic beer. Its used usually for cooking.

It must also suck to be 15, if you were smart you would not buy a 30 pack for one and second of all you, hide the beer in your socks or random clothing in your room.

I don't really care because you're lame andways and will probably sitll be hiding beer from your parents when you're 30 and still living at home.
Nov 12 2005 10:41AM
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STAUSS
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how do you not know that? .. hard liquor wil not freeze., thats why you keep vodka in the freezer.
Nov 12 2005 11:01AM
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sneather
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HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Nov 12 2005 11:28AM
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cork5_thovex
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that could be true because most vodka is 40%. It is hard for beer to explode but it can. I know hard liquor is real hard to explode and freeze because my english teacher last year was telling us about one party he went to and they tried to make vodka icecubes and it didn't work.
Nov 12 2005 11:57AM
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Cam
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beer in the states? I don't know....beer in Canada...will freeze. It is 5% but it still freezes. it wont crack the glass, it will just get all flaky and shit. not cool. i don't know about a can.
Nov 12 2005 12:10PM
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deleted000
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I stashed a flat out in the snow for an entire fall/winter/spring and when I came back in the summer it was drinkable, tasted the same. I did this by accident though.
Nov 12 2005 12:33PM
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back_woods
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holy shit this is amazing.

how can you get past grade 10 without realizing that YES, BEER FREEZES! Have you never forgot a bottle in the freezer or in a snowbank before!?
Nov 12 2005 1:47PM
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spin
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1% boy could be from utah,i hear theyve got laws against beer with more than like 2 0r 3 % alchohol. up here most is round 5 i think though. shitty for utah.
Nov 12 2005 1:53PM
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edmonton_skier
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Haha, its probably physically impossible to get drunk of .5 - 1%, beer. Considering the amount of beer ud have to drink, ud probably die first.
Nov 12 2005 2:06PM
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west
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Yes it will.
Nov 12 2005 2:09PM
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imotion
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it will go bad if you bought it cold then it warms up and then you cool it down again
Nov 12 2005 2:11PM
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deleted000
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bottles will prolly explode/freeze better then cans so cans should be good.
Nov 12 2005 2:15PM
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D-40
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i think the guy who said 1 percent was jsut saying that it will freeze because there isnt enough alcohol in it for it to stay unfrozen
Nov 12 2005 2:15PM
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switchskier88
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itll definately explode if its cold enough but i dont think that it will at 20 degrees cause i put beer in the snow at night to save room in the fridge all the time
Nov 12 2005 2:31PM
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HandiBoard
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Ya my friend had like 12 beers left from a thirty rack and he put them in the trunk of his car. They ended up freezing and the ends of the cans started to bulge out kind of so it was impossible for the cans to stand up straight on their own. My friend sold me the rest for 3 dollars and they turned out to be fine, just a little flat.
Nov 12 2005 2:35PM
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Rich
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i always thought it must suck to live in the US and not be able to drink til 21. In the UK the legal age is 18 but when I was younger most places were pretty relaxed. I looked pretty old for a 14 year old but still me and my mates could get served in quite a few pubs/bars in London with no problems. Just after I tunred 18 the government started a crackdown on underage drinking...it was pretty weird, I started getting IDd at 18 when I'd been drinking in pubs since 14.

I think 21 is too old. It causes more problems than it solves. It must suck.
Nov 12 2005 2:38PM
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dbstar
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maybe american beer
Nov 12 2005 2:49PM
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