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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
any tips before i start learning how to ski. i.e. what to wear, what to do, how to talk, easiest tricks? anything.
im going to have my boyfriend there but just getting as much info as possible. thanks for the help
Nov 10 2005 9:38PM
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table_top08
Posts: 863 - Karma: 10
your boyfriend i hope your a girl with a blue name
Nov 10 2005 10:04PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
well you need to talk like your gods gift to the universe and a gangster you should be very self centered, only wear tight ass punk pants when skiing and make sure to say dude alot to guys we think its really attractive. ;). good luck.
Nov 10 2005 10:05PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
dont dress or act like your good or people will think your good and find out you suck and hate you.
Nov 10 2005 10:37PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
a
Nov 10 2005 10:40PM
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switch-it-up
Posts: 456 - Karma: 10
ya dont get a shit load of cool gear, because you will look like a real poser. although skiing is 90% the clothes you wear, you are not good enough for that to come into effect...hahaha
Nov 10 2005 10:41PM
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switch-it-up
Posts: 456 - Karma: 10
GAPER!!!!!!!!!
Nov 10 2005 10:41PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
i was actually kidding about what I wrote............ dont say dude or act like that
Nov 10 2005 10:43PM
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i_ski_switch
Posts: 589 - Karma: 58
dont follow what others do...just do your own thing.
Nov 10 2005 10:48PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Exactly, unless you enter into a comp. then you have to wear baggy shit or you'll get points taken off. Sad but true, anywho... learn the basics; rail slides, 360's, 180's and the grabs. Also pratice riding switch every chance you get because it's fun.
Nov 10 2005 11:13PM
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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
well ah.... just do it !!!
Nov 10 2005 11:14PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
spend no less than $2000 on your shit or people will call you poor and your boyfriend will break up with you because skiing is the sprot of the rich. haha. well it kinda is but whatever
Nov 10 2005 11:33PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
yup just find something that works well for you and dont just follow the latest fads.
Nov 10 2005 11:35PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
yea i hope your not ugly...skiers hate ugly girls.
Nov 10 2005 11:36PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
itll be fun tho. unless your bf is an asshole, which i bet he is.
Nov 10 2005 11:44PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
find a non alias user name and then go skiing
Nov 11 2005 2:36AM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
yea no kidding alias' suck balls,....like me, I love sucking b....you get the point
Nov 11 2005 2:37AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
No one minds you though. If only others would be like you.
Nov 11 2005 9:10AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
if your learning you should not be thinking about what to wear and how to talk. In fact you shouldnt ever think about that, cuz that stuff is for losers. Just hit the hill and shred.
Nov 11 2005 9:13AM
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MarkusH
Posts: 849 - Karma: 10
saftey
Nov 11 2005 9:14AM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
talk like a gangsta and youre IN
Nov 11 2005 9:37AM
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1FastSTI
Posts: 167 - Karma: 10
try snowboarding
Nov 11 2005 10:13AM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
shes actually not an alias but i guess you are cooler for sayin she is...
Nov 11 2005 11:03AM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
and self respect for the win...
Nov 11 2005 11:07AM
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alc
Posts: 566 - Karma: 23
^haha
Nov 11 2005 11:41AM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
learn to ski first
Nov 11 2005 11:42AM
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andrewkane
Posts: 364 - Karma: 10
vocabulary: NUKKA JEA AY NEGRO in any order you please.
Nov 11 2005 12:02PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
so your first official lesson: dont ask newschoolers for help, because nothing is ever helpful.
Nov 11 2005 12:05PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
didnt you already make this thread?? all you need is G G G GUNIT .. yell it when your going thru the park and eating it on jumps.
Nov 11 2005 12:08PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
hahaha
Nov 11 2005 12:12PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
well, first chop suey your nuts off and throw them in a blender. press down the on button for about 35 seconds and then throw poo in. that is what will infect the cuts for the ultimate look. hit on for another 30 seconds. take the chopped up testicles and now sloppy poo and pour it on your back (you have to be nude for this) then take citric acid and pur it where your nuts used to be for a clingy "holy fuck this hurts like fuck" sensation and then find a hill where theyll let a dumb fuck like you learn to ski. they probably wont because your a dumb fuck who asks dumb questions
Nov 11 2005 1:52PM
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bigsoxfan
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
^shut the fuck up u r the king of stupid posts
Nov 11 2005 1:55PM
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Public_Maverick
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 11
what's up with girls having blue names, how are we supposed to harrass them?
Nov 11 2005 2:01PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
altho im appreciative of the quote in your profile im going to have to ask you to stop cyber-assaulting my girlfriend. thanks.
Nov 11 2005 3:10PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
i suggested her not to so that random kids dont pm her making demands for nude pics and such. and about my previous post, i meant sig not profile.
Nov 11 2005 3:11PM
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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
my boyfriend is not an asshole
Nov 11 2005 3:15PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
unless of course he has a secret obsession with red lobster...
Nov 11 2005 3:30PM
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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
this is true
Nov 11 2005 4:37PM
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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
i am a girl with a blue name. i am a girl and i have a boyfriend. im not gay.
Nov 11 2005 4:39PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
your stupid. that was over the line.
Nov 11 2005 6:10PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Honestly, the only thing that was chopped up was my I.Q. after reading that poor excuse for a post.
Nov 11 2005 7:02PM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
learn how to ski properly first. you want to be able to ski the whole mountain not only the park. Then learn the basics of park riding.
Nov 11 2005 7:18PM
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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
um ya not so much
Nov 11 2005 8:28PM
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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
see that right there was a waste of brain cells. i cant believe you took the time to type something that lame. and that would make a lot more sense if i was a guy who had balls, not a girl, like i am. re-fucking-tard, but thanks for trying :)
Nov 11 2005 8:32PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 128
just be yourself
Nov 11 2005 8:38PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 128
oh ya, sho up some guys on some boxes or rails, k?
Nov 11 2005 8:39PM
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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
will try but i need to learn first, but that is on my list of things to do.
Nov 11 2005 8:45PM
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bp.lando
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bring the steeze.
Nov 11 2005 8:47PM
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kcck
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
will try, im not to sure how quick it will come to me though
Nov 11 2005 8:50PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
you should just listen to rap and hip hop sag your pants and watch PYB......helped me........... make sure you look like mik-d when you ski..... that guy looks soo comfortable its amazing.
Nov 11 2005 9:31PM
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SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
what a pertinent thread!!!! welcome to the family!!
Nov 11 2005 9:36PM
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