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Fro-deo
Posts: 879 - Karma: 10
Say one was to be really close to fighting another but he doesn't know shit all about fighting. What are some good methods/techniques etc. Not 'kick him in the balls' or 'jab the dude in the eye.' Like, real advantages to taking someone. Thanks guys.

Oh ya, I'm not in a grudge with anyone or anything. Haha, it's not like I wanna fight anyone. I just thought it might be good to know some stuff on the topic, being new to High School now.


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Dec 13 2002 9:27PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
1) Don't start fights with Asians or Pakistanis...when one gets involved they swarm like horny twelve year old boys to the olsen twins
2)Carry brass knuckles, just in case the guys a pussy and his friends start mobbing
3)THERE IS NOT SHAME IN PUNCHING A GUY IN THE THROAT AND RUNNING YOUR ASS OFF...as long as he will definately cream you.


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Dec 13 2002 9:35PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
austin are you getting picked on by big drunk bullies again. seriously if they are huge( you being little) a shot in the cluster is nothing to be ashamed of doing
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Dec 13 2002 9:45PM
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Fro-deo
Posts: 879 - Karma: 10
No man, I'm cool. It's just that Pemby is hard core Ghetto. People beat on others until they're almost dead. I wanna be able to show something if someone jumps me or what not...




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Dec 13 2002 10:03PM
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powder99
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be carefull, most of the fights in my town involve pepper spray( which hurts so much) knives and baseball bats, its been awhile since ive seen a fight thats just been 1 on 1
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Dec 13 2002 10:42PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
bro i go to a pretty ghetto high school too, and the best tip i can give you especially if you dont know jack shit about fighting and whatnot is not to get involved. Don't fuck arond with ppl that you know like to fight, dont talk back, if someone swears at you just walk away etc... its all common sense, another good tip is go find a really big black guy and become friends with him, .... good luck
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Dec 13 2002 11:00PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
word up to powder99, that's what shit is like around here too...it sucks big time...and good advice from dishwalla as well


''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi'' MacIntyre
Dec 13 2002 11:28PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
hire a hitman


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Dec 14 2002 1:29PM
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Maximumsushi
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Like Erich said, don't pick on guys from racial minorities. know it kinda sounds racist but a dozen or so will jump you and kick the crap outta you if you get just one sometime. Never talk smack to a guy twice your size.
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Dec 14 2002 1:37PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
I always carry a pair of kendo sticks, which I am well trained in in my car, if I'm outside my car I usually have a chain in my coat pocket which is good for catching punchs and throwing them to the ground, if you know how to do it correctly, also sweep kicks are great!
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Dec 14 2002 2:48PM
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linkray
Posts: 289 - Karma: 10
buy a gun.

or just do your best to avoid fighting, dont talk shit to guys


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Dec 14 2002 2:53PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
The thing to do is when they are pushing you throw a punch at them try and go for the face that wil make them not want to fight them just start hitting them
Dec 14 2002 3:46PM
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westcoaststyle
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the nose and the cheek bone are the 2 best places to hit a guy in the face. everything else has been said. oh, also, start being friends with 'racial minorities.' most people wont think of fucking with you if youre friends with them.
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Dec 14 2002 7:00PM
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tori
Posts: 504 - Karma: 13
Most fighting just disolves into pushing and grabbing, so try and grab their shoulders and sweep their feet from under them as you push backwards.
If they hit their head it'l hurt, and if not its a knock to the ego.


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Dec 14 2002 7:02PM
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tremblantripper
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dude, it works for me, just make as many friends as you can, just try to be chill with all the huge tough looking people, that way youre known. then really nobody has something against you, but it only works with people from your school



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Dec 15 2002 2:48AM
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newschooler14
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yea why do you even have to worry about fighting people that much? Just dont talk shit or casue problems with people that could kick your ass.

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Dec 15 2002 12:11PM
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Fro-deo
Posts: 879 - Karma: 10
I don't necessarily mean an all ut brawl, like, and actual fight. I just mean whehn messin around, wrestling (even if its ur friends). It seems that everyone in this little town likes pushing eachother around for fun.


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Dec 15 2002 3:06PM
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Gdawg3
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you never know who has taken martial arts, cause a lot of people do them these days, so avoidance is definitely the best way to not get beaten within an inch of your life. there was a fucking huge guy at my school who was talking shit and screwing with a freshman, they got in a fight, and the freshman unleashed a roundhouse kick to his face, and put him in a choke hold. there's a lesson in there, i think.


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Dec 15 2002 4:05PM
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Fro-deo
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Ya, these 2 grade 12's from the Rez rolled through Pemby once. One of them was fighting over a girl with a friend of mine (we were in grade 8 at the time). Everyone heard there was goin to be a fight and they came to watch. My buddy ended up popping in the first hit then the fight was all his from then on. He beat a big grade 12 almost unconcious before people broke them apart. He ould lif the kids head, punch it then repeat. He really surprised us.


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Dec 15 2002 7:20PM
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