Replying to A Transporter 2 Movie Experience EXtravaGANZA

Alright, so we all know that Jason Statham is a regular badass. We also know that The Transporter was pretty silly. We ALSo know that The Transporter 2 didnt have a chance in hell of not sucking, but low and behold it wound up the hit comedy of the summer.... but I never saw it. I even read some misguided soul say it was a call back to such rad movies as Face/Off and The Rock... about which he was mistaken. But fuck, whatever, the wide world of P2P sharing makes it no hassle for me to see it.

My viewing experience? well, it was pirated from a movie theater... which was playing the movie dubbed in French.... and there was a fucking Russian couple just talking into the camera over the French dubbing... so you get to hear both and see them speaking English while Statham's car flips over conveniently placed ramps that launch his car past conveniently placed cranes which remove inconvenient bombs from the bottom of his car as he flips past the hanging crane hook.

If any of you ever get to experience anything like this... by God its a sight to behld... almost like the mid plane crash fist fight and the ensuing post crash fight under water.