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money gettin' schemes

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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
Hey i need some quick cash and so do you post all yer' money gettin' schemes. For example, at the end of the ski day you go around and ask people if you can have their day lift tickets, say you have a collection or something, next day put them on your self and go walking around the parking lot at about 10 oclock and see if anyone wants to buy them for a discount, because you have to leave b/c (insert false reason). They buy the ticket and you'll never see em again b/c their just dumb turists. any other ideas?

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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Dec 12 2002 5:31PM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
donate a kidney
don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
Dec 12 2002 6:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
sell your best friend into prostitution..that ones not hard to figure out...get kids to bet you 5 bucks that you can grind or huck something you can already do
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Dec 12 2002 6:36PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i almost forgot...sell your sperm to a sperm bank
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Dec 12 2002 6:40PM
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
sell someone's perscription, tell em its morphine or something



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Dec 12 2002 7:15PM
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Skiinator76
Posts: 56 - Karma: 10
have sex with your dad
New ZealaNd iS WoRtHlEsS
Dec 12 2002 7:35PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
a son goes up to his dad and says 'dad,can i borrow 20$ for a blow job' the dad says 'i dunno son,ya any good'? sorry i couldnt help it

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Dec 12 2002 7:38PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
you know those little cone shaped water cups. bet someone that it won't light on fire if it has water in it. the water cools it and it doesn't catch on fire.


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Dec 12 2002 7:43PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
go back in time and rob some pirates


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Dec 12 2002 7:43PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Sell porn to little kids at high prices.

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
Dec 12 2002 10:20PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
yes skinator you should have sex with your dad. just because of your signature-do you actually ski or are you just on this site? if you ski you have no reason to hate new zealand



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translation:
gurgler=toilet
yank=american (I am one)

[referring, naturally to stupid tourests]







Dec 13 2002 1:15AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
just panhandle. those bums make a shitload of tax free income



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Dec 13 2002 7:36AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
sell drugs


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 13 2002 8:30AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
someone FINALLY said it.
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'Drank'
Dec 13 2002 9:09AM
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tori
Posts: 504 - Karma: 13
Do a medical trial.
Seriously ! You can earn heaps of money testing out new drugs and stuff.
Look up clinical trials in your area.
We're talking 1000's of dollars for a couple of weeks!!


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Dec 13 2002 3:54PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Sell dead cats as sex toys
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Dec 13 2002 4:00PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
sell your pubic hair to fat kids like on south park
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Dec 13 2002 4:41PM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
Here's what you do. Go to one of those newspaper dispenser things early in the mourning. put in a buck (or whatever the cost for 1) then take all the papers. Sell them for 75 cents each so even if you sell only two, you make money
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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
Dec 13 2002 5:10PM
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