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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61

You know that feeling when you go to a barbers, and they start cutting your hair, but it's too short or you can tell there fucken idoits?

and then you just sit there while they cut your hair, and your pissed because your going to have to pay the fucker even thought, you could have done a better job with a weed wacker?


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 12 2002 5:09PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
Fuck killing cats, we should be able to kill the barbers, when they fuck up


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 12 2002 5:10PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
BARBERS DO WHAT YOU FUCKING TELL THEM TOO, IF THEY CUT IT TOO SHORT IT'S YOUR DAMN FAULT THAT YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT, LAY OFF THE BARBERS
Dec 12 2002 5:22PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
lifejacket got told. no kidding. if they don't ask you what you want at the beggining and you let then cut your hair, then you deserve a bad cut.
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What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
Dec 12 2002 6:04PM
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[LINE]csu
Posts: 436 - Karma: 10
no i agree with lifejacket. some barbers i guess dont pay attention when you tell them how you want it cut or just misunderstand you. or maybe they just do what they think would look good. thats why i boycotted haircuts.
Dec 12 2002 6:11PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61

No man, when you tell them what to do, and there fucken idoits that can't speak english, it's fucken bad news,

my old barber died in a car accident so i had to go to a new one,

I could tell the guy was a fucken goof even before i sat down, but i was hoping to get the other hair cutter,

so obviously, i wasn't stocked to have my hair cut


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Dec 12 2002 6:14PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61

No man, when you tell them what to do, and there fucken idoits that can't speak english, it's fucken bad news,

my old barber died in a car accident so i had to go to a new one,

I could tell the guy was a fucken goof even before i sat down, but i was hoping to get the other hair cutter,

so obviously, i wasn't stocked to have my hair cut


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 12 2002 6:15PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
yeah, I guess, but you could always just get up and leave, or request another barber.
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What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
Dec 12 2002 6:18PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well ive never had that problem..my moms been cutting hair for 25yrs almost..she owns her own salon.. called The Last Chance Salon...a pun on the last chance saloon..its got everything even a stash of BV in the back
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Dec 12 2002 6:31PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Who cuts their hair? And if you do, why don't you just do it yourself, thats what I do.




There are 2 things in life you should never have to pay for:
1. Sex
2. Water
Dec 12 2002 6:46PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
fuck just let it grow. you should see dan. he's almost got the full on shaum goin on!




For every generation there is a legend....
For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
Dec 12 2002 6:50PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
fuck hair cuts....i'm letting mine grow like george jung on blow


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
Dec 12 2002 6:52PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
hair cuts are the devil... haha im jk, i just dont care abuot cutting it.. so much effort


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Dec 12 2002 7:42PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 27
yeah man barber's piss me off.. i go in for like a quarter inch trim and that's exactly what i ask for and he says okay.. then continues to cut like 2 inches off my hair.. bastards


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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Dec 12 2002 9:48PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Yeah, you should see me. The hair is no longer a part of me, I am a part of it.
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'What did you do tonight?'
'Drank'
Dec 12 2002 10:04PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
I just don't do haircuts, I haven't for a while, I don't know if I ever will again.










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 12 2002 10:11PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
ask for a fucking mullet and nothing can go wrong
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 12 2002 10:11PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
I just got my hair cut and i didn't get what i was expecting but it turned out a lot better so it's all good.
Dec 14 2002 2:13AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
im goin for the dirtbag look so i don't think im gonna cut my hair or shave for a few weeks


I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings!

when someone says jump, what do you say to them nowadays? how high? how stylie? which spine? which cliff? be specific damn it!

For every generation there is a legend....
For every person there is a story...
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
Dec 14 2002 2:20PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
I agree with Linecsu we should ass boycott haircuts. i havent cut mine since last school year
Dec 15 2002 5:54PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,653
I've cut my hair twice in three years. My current style is the 'jesus look.' Thats what Jodi thinks, anyway.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Dec 15 2002 11:44PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
i hate the way people look the first few days after they get a haircut-- way to cleancut.



~*You have no idea what it's like to be me
I'm not saying that I do
I just wish that something was different
so hide your indifference away*~
Dec 15 2002 11:47PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
hair drives me fucking crazy, it's such a pain in the ass. the solution is Beanies, they solve all problems, now, if you could just wear them in school
Dec 15 2002 11:50PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
i asked for dreads.. they look nice
skank wars got cancelled.. go yell at skyy,
Dec 16 2002 12:35AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
I agree with lifejacket, sometimes barbers don't give a shit...bastards. I've gotten so many bad haircuts, its gay.
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::Viva La Ressistance::
Dec 16 2002 2:33PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
LETS RISE UP AND CREATE A NEW GENERATION OF BIOMECHANICAL BARBERS THAT KNOW NO MISTAKES
Dec 16 2002 4:24PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
hahaha, i just dont get haircuts untill i look like total shit then i get one, look like shit for bout a week cuz they suk dick then am good for another 2 months or so
Dec 16 2002 4:30PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
I think Mr. Lumber over here has a thing for capital letters. Hmmmmm....










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 17 2002 9:39PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
I DO LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS, THEY MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL AND BIG.


DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I TYPE BIG?



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Dec 17 2002 9:41PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i like it better when you just don't type at all......oh shit, that never happens


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
-lineski1260
Dec 17 2002 11:28PM
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theman2
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
i like to keep mine short and simple. easy to wake up and go. and it drys fast after a night of hot tubbin
Dec 18 2002 12:06AM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
wait till u get to college, then u can wear ur precious beanies. The solution to this problem is bringing a picture with you. I have a picture of boyd easley i always show them cuz I love him and i want to be like him.


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Dec 18 2002 12:16AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
My school lets me wear my beanie. I'm happy.

Now if i could just get my orange hat back... MC!!!!!!!
-Andy

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PPP... yes

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Dec 18 2002 12:56AM
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