The army doesnt want me

so last friday, there was an army recruiter in school during the llunch periods. Now i dont know if they go to your schools too, but whenever they go to mine, they bring free shit. so naturally, the kids love it. so me and my friend ben are hanging out, reflecting on the tacos we just ate, when sargent slaughter comes over and starts getting kids amped on the army by handing out free bens. so he goes to the table in front of us, then behind us, then even across us to the end of our table, but never once talks to us. why is this? because we both have long hair and rock a bandana, headband style. so i guess we look like hippies and the army doesnt want us. i was honestly kind of disappointed, i was looking forward to giving him shit about the war and the army. im still trying to figure out why the hell i would want to kill people because the army gave me a free pen? bullshit man, he is lucky he ignored me. i used to think that if i got called in on a draft, i would just act incredibly gay, now i think im just going to dress like a hippie and forget my shoes at home.