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MattMcGinnis
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so last friday, there was an army recruiter in school during the llunch periods. Now i dont know if they go to your schools too, but whenever they go to mine, they bring free shit. so naturally, the kids love it. so me and my friend ben are hanging out, reflecting on the tacos we just ate, when sargent slaughter comes over and starts getting kids amped on the army by handing out free bens. so he goes to the table in front of us, then behind us, then even across us to the end of our table, but never once talks to us. why is this? because we both have long hair and rock a bandana, headband style. so i guess we look like hippies and the army doesnt want us. i was honestly kind of disappointed, i was looking forward to giving him shit about the war and the army. im still trying to figure out why the hell i would want to kill people because the army gave me a free pen? bullshit man, he is lucky he ignored me. i used to think that if i got called in on a draft, i would just act incredibly gay, now i think im just going to dress like a hippie and forget my shoes at home.
Nov 6 2005 11:33PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
"The people have spoken and they want four more years of douchebag!" -President Douchebag

No?
Nov 8 2005 6:36AM
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klimp
Posts: 933 - Karma: 18
the navy put on a concert at my school to get people to join. It was awful. I don't feel safe knowing that the people who protect me listen to fall out boy and the killers.
Nov 8 2005 8:53AM
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RustyPlanks
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
Anger leads to hate...hate leads to pain... pain leads to suffering... suffering leads to the darkside. Breed Love not hate. War sucks ass!!!!
Nov 8 2005 9:26AM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 428
"stereotypes"
"everything"
"percieve"
"stereotyped"
"interpretation"
"stereotyping"
"hick"
"how"
"controls"
Sorry, I just can't respect you if you have that many typos in one small, shitty statement that proves nothing.
Nov 8 2005 9:46AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
You're a fucking tool. It doesn't matter what Iraqis are doing, two wrongs don't make a right. Basically you're saying slaughtering innocent people is ok. Actually think what that would look like. Ever seen a bomb victim? I've seen them on tape and its horrifying enough. Their guts spilling out, skin full of shrapnel, screaming and screaming in unimaginable pain. I've seen footage of dead babies and mothers crying in Iraq. Fuck you man, you are a sick and twisted person.
Nov 8 2005 12:03PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
thats kind of the way it is, but mostly stupid. I listen to punk music, but in no way to I get my politics from it! I think Anarchy would never work. Yea, I hate the leaders, because they are right wing bastards.

Army is full of rich kids who want to kill and crazy right wingers??!?! I never said such a thing. try the army is full of poor hicks who want to kill and rich crazy right wingers. Its also full of minorties, which is just depressing. First, they live in a hateful racist country, then they have no other option but to go fight for this country...
Nov 8 2005 12:12PM
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rainingblood
Posts: 613 - Karma: -5
keep diggin yourself in deeper there big guy
Nov 8 2005 12:16PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
so why isnt that army recruiter over in iraq fighting? is it because boot camp was too hard so he dropped out and became a recruiter? yeah i think so, so shut ur fucking mouth and look at the big picture before you speak.

dont try and recruit me when the person recruiting is not gonna fight nor train to do shit.

its like me saying yeah mining is safe and shit... yet im not gonna do it, you go do it.
Nov 8 2005 12:25PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
First off, you don't know why he's recruiting. He could have been medically discharged or a variety of other things. You have no way of knowing why he's doing what he's doing.

Did you ever think that maybe he's already done a tour of duty? Maybe he already fought and now he's recruiting because he feels the military is a good choice?

Sounds like you're making a lot of assumptions about an entire group of people...kinda like someone else in this thread.
Nov 8 2005 12:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
if there's one thing i can't stand it's partisan elitists. and there's a whole bunch of them posting in this thread.

"i'm a democrat so i'm better than any person stupid enough to be right wing and the army is for scummers and it only benefits republicans!"
Nov 8 2005 12:44PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yes i do, 95% of the time its cuz they cant handle the training and boot camp. but they have no place to go so they recruit.

im saying you ask him why he is recruiting and not in the field. many will stumble upon answering because they know its tough shit and they couldnt do it.

trust me, ive asked many recruiters this, and it really drive them away from wanting ot even try more. so they leave you alone fast after this statement.
Nov 8 2005 12:58PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
d-loc, your a fuckin idiot man...this is copy pasted from my post dealing with your first ignorant comments.

A recruiter isn't in war? What a fine observation! Maybe he's not overseas because he's going to school, or perhaps he just got back from a tour, or even worse maybe he got injured, did that ever cross your mind?

Just to let you know, to become a recruiter you have to pass all your training and be fully qualified. Most of the time recruiters are corporals and up, meaning theyve been in for a minimum of two years, and trust me they know their shit.

I would love to see any one of the recruiters from my unit would have to hear what you have to say, they'd seriously make you look like a fool (on the other hand thats not very hard) and wish you never opened your mouth.
Nov 8 2005 1:51PM
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d-loc
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ok well again i will state my first words to them are "so why are you a recruiter and not training to go fight"

and then its all up to them.

and second, i just flick them off and walk away, you cant make me listen to a bunch of bullshit.

third i cant be in the military because of certain attributes they restrict on when allowing people into the military.
so right there i dot care cuz ill be rejected anyway.

forth, sure some of those things you said might be true, but 90% of the time its not becasue of school or injury. its lack of motivation and confidence in the individual. making them become a measly recruiter.

fifth, fuck if i wanted to be in the military I would. we dont need all these people going into school trying to convence kids , yes KIDS, to become a human shield for bush. id like to see bush's 2 daughters in training and going to fight, but yeah thats not gonna happen.

so you see my friend you make a decent point but there are soo many other factors you overlook because you were once a military man, and you think thats all there is to live for. trust me, ive see JARHEAD, i know thats all u want is to kill kill kill. yet you probably never killed anyone.

u look at 1 perspective of an issue and try to make it seem like thats the only thing in the argument. when really you have you head jacked so far up ur ass you are reluctant to see that the human mind has more than 1 direction. it has many ways of interpreting comments and actions and it will always see things differnt mind to mind.

im a peaceful person not looking to hurt anyone and never will, and thats my outlook on life. not to get kids to throw their bodies into war and fight for something that need not be fought over. the technology we have is far to advanced to be sending the future kids of america into battle and killing off great minds.

technology is the future not killing the ones who hold the key to the technology.
Nov 8 2005 2:03PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
ya
Nov 8 2005 2:04PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
D-loc you're making up statistics off your head. You lost all justification in your first few sentences when you said "90% of or 95% of"

Jack BACH- Thank you for typing up what i wanted to type, but was too lazy. You truly did own him, not even that your point was to own him, but just to prove how much of a moron he was. You achieved your goal...bravo.
Nov 8 2005 2:10PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha i didnt make anythig up... find me a report that proves me wrong then you can make that statement, but until then i am right.

and how an i "PWNED"? cuz im not a military buff wanting to die? wasting my life for nothing? being a gay tool?

what comeone tell me, what am i owned on?

im not the one that fell for the recruiters shit, making the army all godly and stuff. your the morons that fall for trickery in the system. think about that before you open ur dick sucking hole and then please dont take credit for shit when you wanted to say soemthing but didnt and then say "hey thats what i meant"

cuz thats not what you meant, you meant what yo typed and thats all you got.

ill own ur ass at pac-man, get over here bitch
Nov 8 2005 2:15PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
haha d-loc... show us something that says you aren't pulling ANY of that shit out of your ass and we'll believe you.

as of now, you don't know shit little guy.
Nov 8 2005 2:17PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
but common sean, he did see JARHEAD, doesnt that like make him an expert on this ?
Nov 8 2005 2:22PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
well of course my penis, little guy, doesnt know much, he has no BRAIN!!!. he is only good at peeping out of my shorts when a good looking girl walks by, and then shooting a white cream filling in her face.

i cant show you cuz it was a face to face conversation with a recruiter and i just left laughing my ass off becasue i told him exactly what i have displayed here. and he had no response to most of it
Nov 8 2005 2:24PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah and i want my fucking $7.00 back, that movie was nothing new. i could have written all that shit down and made a movie that actually had 1 death on non-friendly fire.

if i wanted to see that shit i would watch the news for free. i think i actually obtained more stupidity from watching jarhead, because some stupid jarhead made that fucking horrible movie
Nov 8 2005 2:26PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
Maybe because they don't know what to say to idiots with an IQ lower than a rock
Nov 8 2005 2:26PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
was that a comeback? looks like you trying to be funny to play off the fact that you're a fucking dumbass! hah!
Nov 8 2005 2:27PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
Settle down...I was talking about him e-raping jaross whatever. As for you, your statistics are bullshit, YOU should find something to back them up. They are your claims. Survey 100 recruiters and then if you are right, which you aren't, then i will consider myself a worthless poster on NS and leave.
Nov 8 2005 2:27PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
whoa whoa whoa... now dont be dissing the rock. cuz then what would you ski on?

hmmm seems to me that the rock has some of the best capabilities yet, MAKING A KICK ASS LINE

yeah man just sit down, cuz i can go on all day long.
Nov 8 2005 2:29PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
go on all day with absolutely nothing to say? by all means please.. keep making youself look like a dumbfuck! it makes us look good.
Nov 8 2005 2:33PM
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KingShit
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Settle down kids, you getting all too excited.
Nov 8 2005 2:35PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
obviously you dont get it, i dont care what you or any of NS thinks about me. why would I?

self consience about urself are we?

need to make freinds with all of NS eh?

well call the NS hotline at 555-kids-r-us and talk with all your favorite kids from NS.
Nov 8 2005 2:40PM
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johanblaze
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you don't get it do you... i don't give a shit if you care about your image on ns. my point is that when you say invalid shit like you do, nobody buys it. everyone know's you're incorrect and make bullshit up. keep talking out of your ass d-loc.
Nov 8 2005 2:42PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
you obviously dont care enought to keep in this and keep posting right?

so my job is complete, just annoy 1 lil NS a day and im happy. thank you sean for making my day complete
Nov 8 2005 2:44PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
there have been many logical fallacies flying:

" find me a report that proves me wrong then you can make that statement, but until then i am right."

the burden of proof is on you, not us. we don't have to prove anything to you, but you to us.

you base all your knowledge of army recruiters on one example: the sample is too small to support an inductive generalization about a population= hasty generalization.

so you met an army recruiter that was fooled by your immense wit and wisdom, and thus draw all your conclusions from that.

and it seems to me you have the "OC debate style", you said your second option would be to flick the dude off so as to not have to listen to bullshit... thats like: talk to the ahdnm cos the face aint' listening! *pouts off and slams the door*. some victory.
Nov 8 2005 2:49PM
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d-loc
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was this new info?
Nov 8 2005 2:51PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
seemed like you needed a reminder in any case.
Nov 8 2005 2:53PM
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d-loc
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naw not really i just dont care, you will learn to understand and give in sooner or later
Nov 8 2005 2:54PM
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almostaskier
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to the dark side? i don't think so.
Nov 8 2005 2:55PM
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d-loc
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no the GREEN side ninja
Nov 8 2005 2:58PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
dang, there's color too?
Nov 8 2005 3:00PM
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J.D.
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Just back away slowly patty... this thread is 4 pages of pure, undiluted stupidity.
Nov 8 2005 3:01PM
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almostaskier
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but im immune, still in High School... but you, you've been away a while, your immune system can't take it.... RUN!
Nov 8 2005 3:02PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
a color beyond belief
Nov 8 2005 3:09PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I have tried to post numerous times but don’t know where to start, I suggest we just quarantine this thread and delete any posts made by d loc ever again!!
Nov 8 2005 3:45PM
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00000000
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I second.
Nov 8 2005 3:51PM
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Skipig25
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oh, and by the way, JACKBACH OWNED YOU
Nov 8 2005 3:56PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
you are a retard.

the military is dumb? so, having an armed force with the intention of protecting our country and our allies is dumb? tell WWII vets who helped liberate the concentration camps that the work they did was "dumb" and tell me what kind of response you get.

if we stop fighting, then the "terrorists" will stop fighting? you have no knowledge of world politics at all. the STRONGEST force we have is our economy. much of the middle east was/is pissed at us for two reasons- we strongly support Israel and we had economic sanctions against Iraq. they didn't see it as "the US has sanctions against Iraq", but rather as "the US is trying to starve and oppress Muslims." our diplomacy is horrible and even if we put together an exit strategy that got us out of Iraq in the very near future and left there with a strong government in place, the attacks would continue.

so you give people shit for putting their lives on the line for your safety? would you give a formerly-enlisted Vietnam veteran shit for doing his job? would you give a WWII vet shit for liberating Europe and helping to end Nazism? no. so why would you give someone shit who simply believes they are doing the right thing and who are willing to give their life so you can live in a secure nation? would you give the 2,000+ American men and women who have died in Iraq shit for joining the military?

you need to stop being such a little bitch and start to show some respect for these people. tomorrow is Veteran's Day- maybe you can make up for your ignorance and ungratefullness by thanking a veteran for their service.
Nov 10 2005 6:22PM
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andrewkane
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dont do that douche bag.
Nov 10 2005 7:49PM
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Jake...
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same htere
Dec 8 2005 10:27PM
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powderdream
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" i was looking forward to giving him shit about the war and the army."

i hate you so much...
Dec 8 2005 10:34PM
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buffalo
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I was talking with a recruiter assigned to my school from the Air Force Acadmey. He has already served his 8 year committment plus some extra time but instead of quitting he is part of the reserves. He has a job with GE and does his recruiting part for next to nothing. Now, I don't know about you, and this may not apply to everyone, but I wouldn't consider this man to be any kind of "slime," or a failure of the military.


If your interested, the elgibility requirments to become a recruiter can be found here:
http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/recruiter/corporal.htm
Dec 9 2005 11:58AM
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powder_2_the_people
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yeah but as a recuitment officer hes representing the army, which means that if were gonna bitch at anyone about the war, were gonna do it to him. it is the same as with class reps. you tell them your trouble, and then they bring it up to the higher ranks in the student council.
Dec 9 2005 12:05PM
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JockinJLoads
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wow that kid is a dumbass, and very ungrateful...ignoratn fuck
Dec 9 2005 12:12PM
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sethpistol02
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they come to our school and shit and give fres hit to but............. fuck the army
Dec 9 2005 12:20PM
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