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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
You know wou will need a hot chick to ride in that sick car of yours, what would she be like?



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Nov 28 2001 3:11PM
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FISHinSHIT1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 14
man ole man..........how in the hell........i am not even going to say anything
my god man....did you see that?????? dont be a bitch..hit the bong
i make snow
warm weather sucks
late,
fish

Nov 28 2001 3:13PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, weeeeel. Her name would be Sarah, she'd be this super cute Aussie chick. Tall like me, plays basketball and thinks skiing is fly, doesn't matter if she does actually ski or not, just so long as she thinks it's phatt. She would like dancing and romantic stuff and candles and walks by the beach. Oh wait, hehe, I already know her, gosh darn, what a pity.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 28 2001 3:49PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
She'd be sitting on msn as we speak and i'd be too pussy to talk to her.

fuuuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeeeeee i suck.
Nov 28 2001 4:33PM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
haha, dude it's only the net. Just message her with something like:

Then my huge penis just flew out
Oh sorry, wrong person
anyway, whats up?


Tele-Jibber
~Phunkin
~Phat
~Phreerider
Nov 28 2001 5:44PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHHA GOLD!! Tele, you have waaaaay too much time on your hands, probably not just time either, lol

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 28 2001 6:12PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
yea jibs...i do that shit all the time...
FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy

*Leader of the random swearing to irritate people revolution*


Nov 28 2001 6:13PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
wow that's preety bad. You just have to realize 'they want the same thing you do'
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 29 2001 5:09AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
she'd prolly look like the devil!
Nov 28 2001 11:30PM
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gordo
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 31
id say someone like kristi leskeni
Nov 29 2001 12:27AM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
It is all about a chick that can skate and ride. She has to drive a truck(preferably a Yota).
Nov 29 2001 1:43AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
Gordo knows exactly whats up. You hit that one right on the money



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Nov 29 2001 1:54AM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
Yeah, pretty much anyone that was mentioned in the Hottest Jibber thread would be good!

Tele-Jibber
~Phunkin
~Phat
~Phreerider
Nov 29 2001 7:51PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
i spank my monkey anyway...
FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy

*Leader of the random swearing to irritate people revolution*


Nov 29 2001 8:07PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
dude you're gross, lol

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 29 2001 10:20PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
yeah. I mean really.
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 29 2001 11:52PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
i beat it too,

Beatin it rules



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Nov 30 2001 12:02AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
thus making you just as un-phatt

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 30 2001 4:32AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
you guys need girlfriends.. girls as cool as me.. hot,, hahaha yeah ok,,, who ski, who love to party, and who's father sponsors your ski carreer hahaha!!!
I rule
Nov 30 2001 9:47AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
I'd rather beat it.



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Nov 30 2001 1:59PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, yo Crystal, you wanna go out with me and be my phatt girlfriend??

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 30 2001 2:52PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
yup tim ill go out with you!
I rule
Dec 4 2001 11:34PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! sooo stoked, hehe

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 4 2001 11:36PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
PhattTim girlfriends cost way to much money man, so my advice to you would be to just get a picture of say, Kristi Leskinen and BEAT IT!



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 5 2001 12:14AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
ahhh...my rabbit ate my OTHER slipper....i'm a loser!!!
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
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Richford: Where's the entrance?
Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt
Richford: not mine
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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
Dec 5 2001 12:16AM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
Pam Anderson...i like the big ol' fake boobies






'you could have a bowling ball fall on your nuts from a 2 story building and not feel a thing'- Midwest Jibber



*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson



Dec 5 2001 12:57AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha sadness!! No, Canadian Kicker is where it's at guys. You're just all jealous that's all.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 5 2001 3:54AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
No Phatt Tim beatin it is where its at, you have no idea what your missin out on



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 5 2001 4:22AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
look guys! i am where its at!, and why does he need to beat it when he has me around :P
and how am i expensive just cause i expect a pair of new skiis for christmas??... lol
I rule
Dec 5 2001 10:08AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
yo timmy...are you cheating on my mate sarah????? oooooo

i'm telling i'm tellling. nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh.

just a teasing.
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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you
freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.
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Richford: Where's the entrance?
Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt
Richford: not mine
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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
Dec 5 2001 11:56AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Hey Cryss, leave phatt tim and comes with me and caro!!!
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Dec 5 2001 12:01PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH!!!! No!!! She is mine, haha, and Jizack obviously ain't gettin' none, haha. sorry dude.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 5 2001 1:03PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
No Phatt Tim beatin it is way cheaper than a girlfriend, and you can pretty much score whenever you want



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 5 2001 3:00PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
dude, lol, please stop talking about masturbation and how it's better than girls!! It's yuck!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 5 2001 11:17PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
Phatt Tim you know your down with a little one man tug o war, your just to embaressed to admit it, but you shouldn't be, because BEATIN IT RULES!!!!



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 5 2001 11:26PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
yeah this guy gets as much play as broken Guitar. I mean really. If you honestly believe that you need to seek help.

'Hey there's a poptart on the ground. Maybe there was a gang war and there was a stray poptart in the tart shootings? Just a possiblity.' -John
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Dec 5 2001 11:34PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
Dude I have a broken guitar and I still play it, so whats your point



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 5 2001 11:48PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
that you're a total sicko! That's our point.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 5 2001 11:51PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
Alright Phatt Tim I got all the Beatin It out of my system, alright dude, I suppose it was fun while it lasted.



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 6 2001 12:17AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha sweet as dude, we don't have a problem with you beating off all the time, just the fact that you tell us about, lol.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 6 2001 12:36AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
Phatt you the Phattest



If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
Dec 6 2001 12:46AM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
well tim, i just thought i'd inform you that jack is above that and actually settled down for a while, with me! cause we all know he's as cool as they come, right?!
*brooke*

'Hey, you know they're all the same You know you're doin' better on your own, so don't buy in. Live right now. Yeah, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else'
Jimmy Eat World
Dec 6 2001 6:43AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
Ok guys who am i with??? im confused i've got Cederic and Tim after me.. AHHHH I LIKE THIS!
I rule
Dec 6 2001 11:10AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
hehe, scandal scandal scandal! I love it!! haha, Quebec, I'll fight you for her!! hehehehe.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 6 2001 1:16PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Forget it, she will come to live with me at Whistler next year... only for a week but she is mine!!!!!!!!!!
she loves the french accent more the kiwi accent...

Well, since you are a cool guy to, I could let you have Cryss a week out of two.
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Dec 6 2001 1:20PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
oh god.. this is turning into the NS matchmaker 3000 thread again.. ahhh
*brooke*

'Hey, you know they're all the same You know you're doin' better on your own, so don't buy in. Live right now. Yeah, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else'
Jimmy Eat World
Dec 6 2001 1:41PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
yea, but I get all the chicks!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!
Dec 6 2001 1:41PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
as longs as no one is after my chick everything will be ok, i don't want to have to get violent, cause i would probably get beat up. right brooke.



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Dec 6 2001 4:05PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
hey guys, sounds good we can alternate weeks but the two of you gotta pay the plane tickets back and forth. lol oh you know it'll be worth it. and besides cederic. we've still gotta convince caro to flash everone at tremblant with me.. while your mooning them of course
I rule
Dec 6 2001 8:48PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
yeah jack.. well atleast you worked things out with coby. (haha remember, you're my bitch! hehe)
*brooke*

'Hey, you know they're all the same You know you're doin' better on your own, so don't buy in. Live right now. Yeah, just be yourself. It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else'
Jimmy Eat World
Dec 6 2001 9:06PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHA! Jizack is Brooke's bitch, hehehe, that's funny, sucks to be you pal! She'll whoop your ass like you wouldn't believe!! Step out of line and that's it, kapow, all over buddy.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 6 2001 9:39PM
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