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SensayMaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 23
Well my loving friends i believe its time to tell a short story from one of my camp experiences.

So it all started last summer at grande ole mammoth mountain. I was roomed with like 5 other guys in a condo with like 5 beds and 3 bathrooms all with showers.

So after the first day on the hill i go and take a shower in shower #1. Now this bathroom was located on the top floor next to my bed. It was the bathroom that no one really used because it was all the way upstairs. So one down two to go after the first day.

So day two comes rollin around and i decided to go take a nice hot one in bathroom #2. Now this bathroom was basically the communal place of redemption. Everyone used this one, because of they location to the tv and the couch. So after day two it was two down and one measley bathroom to go.

Now day 3 started off bright and cheery and the day on the slops was incredible. The stoke in the air was off the charge and everyone had a pretty happy attitude. So when i get out of all my gear, im wondering, hmm, should i mix it up and go for the untouch bathroom? (because this originally wasnt my intent but i said, hm, lets live a little and take a shower in everybathroom) So the more i thought about it, the more hooked i became. So i proceeded to shower in bathroom #3. Now bathroom #3 had been used this whole time just by one person. This bathroom was located inside the master bedroom in which one person slept. so while this kid was out watching tv i snuck in and took a shower in his "private" bathroom.

So i had completed my task and i had succesfully taked a shower in each of the three bathrooms. So im coming out of shower #3 and everyone in the room is sitting on and around the couch watching tv. So i just have my boxers on, which isnt a pretty picture considering i have more hair than a god damn ape, but regardless. I plop down in the middle of the couch and the kid who had the private room was like thanks for taking a shower in my bathroom fucker, and i was like oh no problem dude.

Then i realized that it was time. I stroked my chest and niple hair for a few seconds gathering how i was going to present my self. The time was now and i was ready. I then went to exclaim, "oh ya, i forgot to tell you guys but i've jerked off in all three showers."

I could tell right after i said this, it was a bomb to everyone in that room. You could say it was comparable to hiroshima and nagasaki. The moral dropped and everyone was just like damn........ I had a smile bigger than the wall of china and felt victory like no man has felt before. No one could say ne thing or do any thing to get me, because what i had done was left my tracks in all of the three bathrooms buy day 3 of a 14 day trip. Now if that is not godamn victory, i dont know what the hell is.
Nov 4 2005 11:04PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 9,901
sparknotes
Nov 4 2005 11:05PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
coool i guess....
Nov 4 2005 11:06PM
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SchweitzerSki
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creepy
Nov 4 2005 11:22PM
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undercover_skier
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 160
so wich one of the 5 did you get to sleep with...
jerk off boy
Nov 4 2005 11:32PM
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SensayMaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 23
ah ha ha ha, oooo once again, u got me man, oooo, ah ha ha ha, ur good man, u should really think about doing what you do at a professional level. ha ha ha
Nov 4 2005 11:35PM
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undercover_skier
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 160
yeah i guess, may be i should and kill ya...
Nov 4 2005 11:39PM
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SensayMaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 23
ooooo man, that was even better than ur frist one. ah ha ha ha, ah ha ha, man ur really good at this whole dissing on da net stuff. i really should look you up and learn a thing or two from ya ha ha, keep on doin wathca doin.....
Nov 4 2005 11:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bottom up
Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:54:30 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
awsome!!!

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:54:16 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
alright love you xoxox

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:53:41 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
just remember my name and my cause

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:51:26 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
sounds good bro

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:51:06 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
i will never forget you

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:50:27 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
im out. take over ns on your own buddy

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:49:56 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
come on kind sir, r u in or r u out
think back to the old times when it was all roses and sweet tasting candies, but now major deutch marks have come in and ruined it


Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:48:33 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
whatever floats your boat man

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:47:43 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
u dont have to be in any cult, i never asked that, all im asking is for you to start hassling the bitches on this site

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:46:06 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
no. i dont want to be in fly in the ointment cult. like wtf?

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:45:30 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
what do u have to lose in joining me, Your NS cred? oooo we cant have that now because the whole world revolves around NS doesnt it

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:44:38 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
i believe you should leave me alone. its not that hard man

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:43:51 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
did the colonists just give it up when times were rough prior to the revolution, no my friend, they fought for what they believed in, you should do the same and join me in battle

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:42:47 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
ahahha give it up dude

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:42:10 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
bothered, thas all i have done to you? how can you sit back and watch our once lovable site be turned into the gayest thing since whipped cream?


Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:40:35 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
i dont have anger. i just dont like being bothered by a freakin moron

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:39:31 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
ooooooo, anger you have. well i dont see how a name with ur stature can be accepting of the bitches who made this site gay, but whatever works for ya man


Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:38:43 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
how about i shove my fist up your ass and then maybe you can get some ointment of your own to heal the herendous rash my fist caused you and then you can fly and go fuck yourself

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:37:34 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
ha ha, clever my friend, well if you dont want to say, that is understandable, but riddle me this, would you care to joing me in my quest to be the "fly in the ointment of newschoolers"

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:36:13 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
12

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:35:58 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
and how old are u?


Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:35:33 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
its full of little 12 year olds who think they are macho grande

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:33:48 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
so lat, you have been on this site a little longer than i have, and you have definatly seen it change, what do you think about the change?


Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:32:11 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
wtf? go ahead

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:31:24 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
no no, i was just wondering, so lat, you mind if i call you lat? may i ask you a few questions


Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:29:46 - (read)
Lateralis* --> SensayMaster*
am i supposed to?

Date Sent: November 4 2005 23:25:19 - (read)
SensayMaster* --> Lateralis*
hello lat, do you know me?
Nov 4 2005 11:55PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
hahahaa... nice post.
Nov 5 2005 12:11AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
what a dumb story, and it's disturbing to know that you got off to a household of strictly men
Nov 5 2005 8:07AM
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