Story time

Well my loving friends i believe its time to tell a short story from one of my camp experiences.

So it all started last summer at grande ole mammoth mountain. I was roomed with like 5 other guys in a condo with like 5 beds and 3 bathrooms all with showers.

So after the first day on the hill i go and take a shower in shower #1. Now this bathroom was located on the top floor next to my bed. It was the bathroom that no one really used because it was all the way upstairs. So one down two to go after the first day.

So day two comes rollin around and i decided to go take a nice hot one in bathroom #2. Now this bathroom was basically the communal place of redemption. Everyone used this one, because of they location to the tv and the couch. So after day two it was two down and one measley bathroom to go.

Now day 3 started off bright and cheery and the day on the slops was incredible. The stoke in the air was off the charge and everyone had a pretty happy attitude. So when i get out of all my gear, im wondering, hmm, should i mix it up and go for the untouch bathroom? (because this originally wasnt my intent but i said, hm, lets live a little and take a shower in everybathroom) So the more i thought about it, the more hooked i became. So i proceeded to shower in bathroom #3. Now bathroom #3 had been used this whole time just by one person. This bathroom was located inside the master bedroom in which one person slept. so while this kid was out watching tv i snuck in and took a shower in his "private" bathroom.

So i had completed my task and i had succesfully taked a shower in each of the three bathrooms. So im coming out of shower #3 and everyone in the room is sitting on and around the couch watching tv. So i just have my boxers on, which isnt a pretty picture considering i have more hair than a god damn ape, but regardless. I plop down in the middle of the couch and the kid who had the private room was like thanks for taking a shower in my bathroom fucker, and i was like oh no problem dude.

Then i realized that it was time. I stroked my chest and niple hair for a few seconds gathering how i was going to present my self. The time was now and i was ready. I then went to exclaim, "oh ya, i forgot to tell you guys but i've jerked off in all three showers."

I could tell right after i said this, it was a bomb to everyone in that room. You could say it was comparable to hiroshima and nagasaki. The moral dropped and everyone was just like damn........ I had a smile bigger than the wall of china and felt victory like no man has felt before. No one could say ne thing or do any thing to get me, because what i had done was left my tracks in all of the three bathrooms buy day 3 of a 14 day trip. Now if that is not godamn victory, i dont know what the hell is.