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Hahaha look at this

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anti_bunk
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http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
Nov 4 2005 6:10PM
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Lax_Bro40
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hahahaha
Nov 4 2005 6:12PM
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anti_bunk
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chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
Nov 4 2005 6:30PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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go to your stupid fucking football game.
Nov 4 2005 6:31PM
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sherpasrock
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Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Nov 4 2005 6:34PM
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lanks
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"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
Nov 4 2005 7:33PM
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zepscratch
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fuckin chuck norris
Nov 4 2005 7:36PM
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Ski-hobo
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"Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf."
Nov 4 2005 7:38PM
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JazzyJ
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thats great
Nov 4 2005 7:46PM
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SteezePatrol
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hahahaha...too bad he's never cried







































































































seriously, think of the lives that could have been saved
Nov 4 2005 7:49PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaha thats so funny
Nov 4 2005 8:01PM
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bermbuster49
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hahaha fuckin chuck norris owns
Nov 4 2005 8:07PM
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Nivrittam
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thats sooo played
Nov 4 2005 8:17PM
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skoganskier101
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thats so funny
Nov 4 2005 8:22PM
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.John.
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Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.
Nov 4 2005 9:05PM
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(Jonesy)
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haha, i was actually laughing out loud at that. pretty fuckin funny.
Nov 4 2005 9:28PM
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justanotherskier
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hahahaha that was the funniest shit ive read in a while
Nov 4 2005 9:34PM
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agree.this
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Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
Nov 4 2005 9:39PM
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cjgncjgn
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it starts off not being funny and gets funnier as you go on... READ THE WHOLE THING!
Nov 4 2005 9:49PM
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Timmy_G
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Under my favorites as of now!

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Nov 4 2005 10:01PM
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Tinga
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wow that was amazing thanks for the laugh tonight
Nov 4 2005 10:03PM
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anti_bunk
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bwahahahaha
Nov 5 2005 12:27AM
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agree.this
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same here, i even sent the link to a bunch of my friends too
haha
Nov 5 2005 12:28AM
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Forum*
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Nov 5 2005 1:47AM
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