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MSPbum
Posts: 349 - Karma: 12
post all the good jokes you have. I have a few but they are all racist. They are funny as hell though
Dec 11 2002 3:51PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
No.


././

:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.


BIATCH!
Dec 11 2002 3:56PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

you can unscrew a lightbulb

hahaha im funny

Dec 11 2002 4:44PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was great dude! thanks!


././

:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.


BIATCH!
Dec 11 2002 4:45PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
So I says to the guy...that is my tractor!!!


~Jameson~
'So you don't wanna fish sandwich?'
-Leon Phelps
Dec 11 2002 4:54PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
A dad is sitting on a couch watching football when his oldest daughter walks in. As he sips his beer she asks why she was named Rose. He replies that when she was a baby a rose petal fell onto her forehead and they named her after that. As she walks his secone oldest daughter walk in and ask why she was named Daisy. He replies that similar to rose a petal had fallen on her head. When they noticed it was from a daisy they named her daisy. Then as she walks to her room the youngest daughter walks in, trips and spills the beer. She begins to cry and scream in tongue. The dad pissed off turns around and says shut up cinderblock


If god can do anything can he make a chili pepper so hot he can't eat it?
MISS Urine Tester USA '02-T-Shirt someone in Japan was wearing not knowing what it meant (www.engrish.com)
Dec 11 2002 5:33PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
whast faster than a quarter rolling down a hill? the jew running after it!


SKI BACKWARDS
Dec 11 2002 7:34PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

10

1 to do it
9 to say that they can do that



www.spyder.com
Dec 11 2002 10:12PM
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Nik
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
what's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?

where you attach the dirtbag. get it... dirt bag... AHHHHH


DAMN GLOBAL WARMING!
Dec 12 2002 3:55AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
whats blue and sits in the corner?

a dead baby

whats green and sits in the corner?

a dead baby after 2 weeks
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 12 2002 3:59AM
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MSPbum
Posts: 349 - Karma: 12
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza's dont scream when they go in the oven
Whats the difference between a black guy and Pizza?
Pizza can feed a family
Why is Stevie wonder always smiling?
he doesnt know hes black
Dec 12 2002 10:39AM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
Why did the black woman die of a fevor?

Because she was too proud to take the cotton out of the aspirin bottle.

Its racist, I know I Know.


Dec 12 2002 5:49PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,
they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and
huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy says:
Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.'
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
Dec 12 2002 6:02PM
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[LINE]csu
Posts: 436 - Karma: 10
whats a sure way to starve a mexican?


hide his food stamps under his work boots!!
Dec 12 2002 6:24PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
this link:

http://64.4.18.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=e3ca63588011e5e030d705bb584c609c&lat=1039732196&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fpharcide%2ecom%2fprodigytech%2fhello%2ehtml


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
Dec 12 2002 6:26PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you!

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
Dec 13 2002 12:38AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
my prevous link didn't work, just ignore it.
ummmm.... a joke.
what is brown and sticky?
a stick
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
Dec 13 2002 12:41AM
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ski_615
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
What do the seahawks and a possum have in common?
they both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Where do u go if there is a tornado in seattle?
Seahawks stadium; they never get a touchdown

How do u keep the seahawks out of your yard?
Put a goal post there.
Dec 13 2002 12:43AM
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Icelander
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What do you get when you cross a Norwegian and a Finn?

A guy that drive to Kaltenbrun on the wrong side of the street. LOL


Dec 13 2002 2:40AM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
What do you call a black man with a peg leg?

Shit on a stick!!!
Dec 13 2002 10:37AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
knock knock!
whos there?
Bannana.
knock knock!
whos there?
Bannana.
knock knock!
whos there?
Orange.
ORange Who?
Orange u glad i didnt say Bannana!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Dec 15 2002 7:32PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
whats red and bubly?

a baby in a microwave!


Dec 15 2002 8:14PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
this one is horrible but...

whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

My fist!
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Dec 15 2002 9:22PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
What's black, white and brown.



































A black person, a white person, and a asian person
Dec 15 2002 11:52PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
wow that was dumb

Whats black, goes around in circles and taps the window occasionally? baby in a microwave

A guy goes into a bar and has too much to drink. The bar closes and the bartender tells the guy to go away, but he just pukes instead. So bartender looks in the drunks wallet and finds where he lives and then drags him to the door and stands him up, but he just flops to the floor. the bartender then drags him to his car and leans him up against the car, and the drunk falls down on his face. So finally the bartender gets the guy home and drags him to the door of hisdrunks house, and leans the drunk up against the house as he rings the doorbell. A lady answers and thanks the bartender. then she asks where her husbands wheelchair is....

whats 2 black guys in a sleeping bag together??
TWIX!

--no offense intended


A guy walks up to the bartender and bets 400$ that he can piss into a glass 40 feet away. The bartender laughs and says sure buddy, go for it. So the guy whips out his cock and pisses EVERYWHERE, on the counter, on the bartender, and on the floor, meanwhile the bartender is laughing his ass off. the bartender then checks the glass and sees that there is not a drop in the glass. the guy pays up, and the bartender asks 'why would u bet something like that when its obvious that youll lose?' and the guy replies 'the people at the billiard table bet me 1000$ that i can piss on u and youd laugh. HA.

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
Dec 16 2002 1:04AM
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AiR_mAsTeR7
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What do you call a bunch of somalians in a pond?



Pollution.
Dec 16 2002 4:28PM
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