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FERREZZ
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where has that kid been? maybe hes been on here still and I havent noticed but seems to me like he disappeared, did i miss something?
Nov 3 2005 11:14PM
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eheath
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Who knows what could happend in alaska...
Nov 3 2005 11:15PM
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*BeckyK*
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Could just be me, but I always thought that Tanakaskier was a girl??
Nov 3 2005 11:15PM
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FERREZZ
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i dont think so ,the pic i saw of him was kinda girly tho( and very white)
Nov 3 2005 11:17PM
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jib-unit00
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haha word.whenver i saw his icon i thought it was a girl
Nov 3 2005 11:18PM
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*BeckyK*
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Wait... Isn't there a girl named Tanaskier or something like that?
Nov 3 2005 11:21PM
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eheath
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He's not.
Nov 3 2005 11:22PM
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FERREZZ
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no idea
Nov 3 2005 11:22PM
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mattster
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yeah i think so
Nov 3 2005 11:24PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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yeah I kinda miss the little feller, and yeah its a guy
Nov 3 2005 11:28PM
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Pklink04
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i thought he was banned form the site, but i could be wrong
Nov 3 2005 11:30PM
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FERREZZ
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oooo yaaaa wasnt it for that shit thing?
Nov 3 2005 11:32PM
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Lateralis
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ahhah the shit thing that i started hahaha
Nov 3 2005 11:33PM
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FERREZZ
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hmm well maybe it wasnt for that, or was it?
Nov 3 2005 11:36PM
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johanblaze
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lat sent him a video of an asian chick shitting in a dudes mouth. tanaka reposted it and got his ass BANNED.
Nov 3 2005 11:43PM
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Ski-hobo
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hahahah
Nov 3 2005 11:44PM
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Calb3rt
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haha no he did the guy and the horse movie
Nov 3 2005 11:45PM
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FERREZZ
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o ya that was it i new it was one of those videos
Nov 3 2005 11:46PM
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Calb3rt
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did he really get kicked off though?
Nov 3 2005 11:48PM
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DrX
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Ah, I think I might be able to clear things up, or at least confuse the issue more.

He's been kicked off his computer or something....

I loaned him a book called 'Satan Burger' by Carlton Mellick a few weeks back. His parents flipped out, called the cops, and yanked his internet connection. They seemed to think the book was satanic, or political, or subversive, or religious, or homersexual, or something. His dad was never clear exactly what his objection was to the book. Probably because he didn't even bother to READ it.

I've been meaning to get ahold of him, but his dad was really pissed at me and didn't want me contacting him, so I don't know for sure what the deal is.

Someone should drop him a line. He's a cool kid, funny as hell, and definately not a chick.
Nov 4 2005 12:02AM
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Calb3rt
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hahahaha the summary for the book is funny

Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of the human race . . . God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm - an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there's nothing you can do about it ... Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy sex and violence, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn't want them anymore. "This generation's Vonnegut!" - Vincent Sakowski
Nov 4 2005 12:10AM
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DrX
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Yeah, that about sums it up, but doesn't do it justice. I see that same review everywhere.

It's really a good book. If you are familiar with writers such as Kurt Vonnegut (Welcome To The Monkey House), Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting, Acid House), and Hubert Selby (Requiem For A Dream, Last Exit To Brooklyn), then you will know what to expect. Sort of.
Nov 4 2005 12:25AM
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eheath
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Haha stupid Landis.
Nov 4 2005 1:21AM
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DrX
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Landis ain't stupid...maybe he's a bit goofy from being dropped on his head too many times, but he's not stupid.
Nov 4 2005 2:10AM
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quixotic
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Bahahahahahahha. the great Slandis.
Jun 28 2007 3:02PM
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dwall.
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well let's hear some follow up on this story, two years later...
Jun 28 2007 3:37PM
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life.aquatic
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landis is the kind of newschoolers.
literally.
Jun 28 2007 3:51PM
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dwall.
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huh?
Jun 28 2007 3:57PM
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TheButterHashira
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i saw him post in SG
Jun 28 2007 4:04PM
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Snowcase
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Goooooooooooood call.
Jun 28 2007 4:16PM
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kepler.
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yeah landis where'd you go?

why do people bump threads like this?
Jun 28 2007 4:19PM
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timmi
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actually everything said was wrong.
you know how when you spend a long time in a bathroom, people ask you if you fell in? and then you let out a shy akward laugh...
well landis actually fell into a toilet...took 3 months to get him out.
Jun 28 2007 4:52PM
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skiierman
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That sloth got pwn3d.
Jun 30 2007 5:51PM
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twix_182
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but when u ask him he still gives the shy awkward laugh
Jun 30 2007 11:28PM
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Kevski
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yeah, because he's been gone for years, right? Check the date on the thread
Jul 1 2007 1:12AM
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UNREAL
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Funny guy
Jul 1 2007 10:56AM
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