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Im not drinking ever again

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t-man152
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ok I was really drunk and I had sex with a fat chick.anyways as soon as I sobered up I told her we cant have sex again EVER. and 2 weeks later we had sex again. im never fucking drinking again

worst part is. the first time I had sex with these 2 really hot chicks were telling my friend "we are so having sex with him tonight" and I passed that up for the fat girl.

ill just take it as a life Lesson. and im sharing this lesson with you guys.

lesson: dont ever have sex with fat chick. they dont need any love
Nov 3 2005 5:17PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
thanks for the new signature
Nov 3 2005 5:18PM
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sKILOve07
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guess you learned your lesson ;)
Nov 3 2005 5:18PM
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Download-My-Apps
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thats rough, but even if your drunk you should be able to say no to a fat girl...
Nov 3 2005 5:19PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
fix: worst part is. the first time I had sex with HER, these 2 really hot chicks were telling my friend "we are so having sex with him tonight" and I passed that up for the fat girl.
Nov 3 2005 5:19PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
be honest dude. how was it?
Nov 3 2005 5:20PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
Honeslty it sucked it probably the worst sex ive ever had. it was even worst than the sex with Big james when I went to jail.


PS: BIG James I Miss you
Nov 3 2005 5:21PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
and explain why it was so horrible? did you ejaculate prematurely?
Nov 3 2005 5:26PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
hahaha, thats classic, TWICE right on buddy you need to get your buddys to keep an eye on you when your drunk and stop you from fucking fat chicks
Nov 3 2005 5:30PM
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BioEnhanced
Posts: 552 - Karma: 11
get a chastity belt.
Nov 3 2005 5:33PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
whatever 1 fat chick. im all about trying things once. plus there are much worst things that could have happened.


PS: Big Jerome I Miss you too
Nov 3 2005 5:41PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
make a T-shirt that says "must be under 125lbs" then make an arrow down. I dunno, i've only been drunk enough to fool around with a fat chick once, and i defitetly didn't sleep with her.
Nov 3 2005 5:41PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
i once said that i would never drink again.
That never happened!
Nov 3 2005 5:43PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
yeah I doubt thats gonna happen.

lets just say im never having sex with a fat chick again.

(in a George W. Bush voice) Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on you fool me 3 times... if you fool me twice I cant get fooled again.
Nov 3 2005 5:46PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
ya that sounds better
Nov 3 2005 5:48PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
haha i was gonna call you a pussy for quitting drinking haha but now that your back on the wagon, dont feel bad sometimes you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess
Nov 3 2005 6:30PM
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eheath
Posts: 61590 - Karma: 122,952
Haha thats shitty
Nov 3 2005 6:32PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
isn't fucking a fat chick like lying on a waterbed?
Nov 3 2005 6:40PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
HAHAHAHAHAHA....with a small hole in it
Nov 3 2005 6:43PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
how fat was she? like super fat, or just a little chunky? But you know what they say about fat chicks...they could turn into hot fat chicks.
Nov 3 2005 6:45PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
there are no such things as hot fat chicks, less they lose all there weight and have nice faces to begin with
Nov 3 2005 8:35PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
so your back on ns?
Nov 3 2005 10:59PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Yah how fat was this chick?
Nov 3 2005 11:02PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
i said that i would never drink again after i was caught. it lasted for like two weeks
Nov 3 2005 11:09PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
and then skipper tried to jump off your bridge onto your couch
Nov 3 2005 11:14PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
no he tried to do a backflip on my bike of my tiny jump. and a superman too. he probably tried to jump off the bridge but i dont remember shit after a little
Nov 3 2005 11:15PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
i said id never drink again after getting really, really sick...that lasted about five minutes. seriously...kind of sad if you ask me
Nov 3 2005 11:18PM
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Nivrittam
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your such a fucking faggot
Nov 3 2005 11:24PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
I said I would never drink again after getting my stomach pumped for alcohol posining. Lasted two weeks maybe.
Nov 3 2005 11:27PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
iv never said im going to stop, and hope i never fuck fat chicks and want to
Nov 3 2005 11:44PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
Im drunk right now. fuck fat chicks ive got 2 hot girls on my bed to make up for this so see ya later
Nov 3 2005 11:51PM
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DanDaSwede
Posts: 187 - Karma: 11
Right on bro! Slap those pupppies!
Nov 4 2005 4:41AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
dude pussy=pussy, just close your eyes and don't touch them.

Idiot.
Nov 4 2005 4:55AM
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HighKing
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
i wouldn't say that you must stop drinking at all...you just should stop drinking before you arent able anymore to realize if a girl is fat or hot
Nov 4 2005 8:06AM
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freestyleskiin
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ya but u fucked her 2 times
Nov 4 2005 8:51AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
this thread is fucking awesome
Nov 4 2005 10:10AM
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RedbAss
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Fat chicks are good for BJs
Nov 4 2005 10:18AM
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Jwenz
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wow that sucks for you
Nov 4 2005 10:32AM
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Public_Maverick
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 11
i'm sure she wasn't that fat, hhaha, i don't let fat chicks in my house, you should try that
Nov 4 2005 10:42AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
yeah same here. it lasted me a whole two days.
Nov 4 2005 10:43AM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
u like to fuck fat chixs aaaaaaahahahahhahahahha!

peace
Nov 4 2005 11:07AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Hey, at least now you know you like fat chicks. I say go with it, you'll get laid a lot more. ;)
Nov 4 2005 11:12AM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
its like they know there fat so they try extra hard when suckin your dick to get your approval
Nov 4 2005 11:23AM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I could never drink enough to fuck a fat chick
Nov 4 2005 11:54AM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
It sounds like you like the cushion eh
Nov 4 2005 11:55AM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
blow jobs from bigger girls, not fat ones tho. are ok but nothing else
Nov 4 2005 11:57AM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
if they cant love themselves enough to not be fat we shouldnt give them any lovin
Nov 4 2005 11:58AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
man that's like some chappelle shit, you don't just decide to have sex with a monkey, you make a serious decision about that shit...theres no inbetween

you made a fucked up decision to fuck a fat girl...instead of hot girls? theres no going back, you obviously have an obsession with fat girls and thats that.
Nov 4 2005 12:17PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13082 - Karma: 18,719
Next time, charge the fat chick 1000$ each.What fat chicks need love too

-Quagmire
Nov 4 2005 12:23PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
you will be back
Nov 4 2005 1:06PM
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