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How to hide porn from a computer geek

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WorldsGreatest
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
my computer is loaded with porn and i need an inteligant way to hide it because my dad is a real computer geek
Nov 2 2005 11:50PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Using web porn solves that problem.
Nov 3 2005 4:10PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
turn on file extensions and rename them all to .doc files or something...
Nov 3 2005 4:17PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
just make a billions of folders and name files/folders etc like something that sounds important, sum like; winSx32vid.mpeg (just tryin to example)
Nov 3 2005 4:29PM
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fucked_edges
Posts: 514 - Karma: 20
go deep in to some program files or even the windows folders and make a new folder taht you will be putting all your porn in, change the file name to something crazy like "system32.dll " then look at the other dll files and change the icon for the folder to the icon for the dll file. who the fuck would click on a dll file called system32 even if he did search that far in the windows folders or other deep program that has lots of sub folders
Nov 3 2005 4:34PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
and after you open the files, make sure you delete them out of you recent documents and history and any other recent in the programs you use
Nov 3 2005 5:20PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Stay away from english porn. And put all videos on DVD with numerical names.
Nov 3 2005 6:33PM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
i didn't read all the responses but...sometimes websites can automatically add them to your favorites, or by clicking a link. if they're in your favs...that's why it's popping up
Nov 3 2005 6:37PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
cahnge the tag at the end. so its like
"two young lesbian girls blah blah blah.txt" then just switch it back to mpeg or whatever when you wanna watch it
Nov 3 2005 6:37PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
you guys are going about this the hard way, all you need to do is put a password on your system and then you're set.
Nov 3 2005 7:13PM
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WorldsGreatest
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
go fuck yourself
Nov 3 2005 10:23PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. the VERY best way to look at porn on your parents computer (or one they have access to) is to boot a live CD (doesn't touch your hard drive), and save anything you want on a CD or preferably a thumb drive. linux live CDs are the best out there:

http://www.knoppix.net/
http://www.ubuntulinux.org/download/
Nov 3 2005 10:31PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
go to tools and internet options. then just click clear history. that should work
Nov 3 2005 10:32PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
get a mac and safari. I swear the only reason why mac put this feature in is for horny ass kids. In safari you have this feature called "Private Browsing". Heres what it does:

When private browsing is turned on, webpages are not added to the history, items are automatically removed from the Downloads window, information isn't saved for AutoFill (including names and passwords), and searches are not added to the pop-up menu in the Google search box. Until you close the window, you can still click the Back and Forward buttons to return to webpages you have opened.
Nov 3 2005 11:14PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
exactly
Nov 3 2005 11:27PM
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fucked_edges
Posts: 514 - Karma: 20
ya that works too
Nov 4 2005 12:37AM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5962 - Karma: 3,503
i dont believe in porn or anything like that. but....
go to tools, internet options, delete files (check "delete offline files" too), then clear history too, for giggles.


if you dont want to delete all the files (cause he might get suspicious), but you could just say you do that to keep your comp quick, go to tools, internet options, view files, and delete the actual files. it goes in alphabetical order if that helps
Nov 4 2005 2:45AM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
get a girlfriend...... or a drunk chick..... they serve that same temporary purpose in your case
Nov 4 2005 6:21AM
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